Is someone there?

Down here. On your desk.

Spock?

I need to speak with you.

Fascinating.

The only logical explanation is that this is a dream.

It is not the only logical explanation.

For example, you could be hallucinating

after being hit on the head by, say...a coconut.

Was I hit on the head by a coconut?

I am not going to dignify that with a response.

Now to the matter at hand.

You need to play with the transporter toy.

But it's mint-in-box.

Yes, and to open it would destroy its value.

But remember, like me,

you also have a human half.

Well, I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

Consider this. What is the purpose of a toy?

To be played with.

Therefore, to not play with it would be...?

Illogical. Damn it, Spock, you're right.

I'll do it.

Sheldon, wait...

You have to wake up first.

Oh, of course.

Set phasers to dumb, right?

Goodie, goodie, goodie!