Name: The Daily Show - Behind the Scenes at the New Hampshire Primary
Uploaded: 2016-07-12T03:12:14.000Z
Duration: 2 min 37 s
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-THE NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARIES WERE A MEDIA CLUSTER[BLEEP]

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AND "THE DAILY SHOW" NEWS TEAM WAS THERE TO BE A PART OF IT.

-DO YOU THINK MAYBE WE COULD WIN A PULITZER?

WHAT DO YOU DO TO KEEP SOMEONE FROM INTERRUPTING YOU?

-I MEAN, LIKE, IF IT'S LIKE A REALLY CRAZY SITUATION.

HOW DO YOU KEEP PEOPLE FROM INTERRUPTING YOU?

-WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU, LIKE, GO HOME AT NIGHT

BECAUSE YOU JUST FEEL SO SAD AND DEAD INSIDE?

-'CAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON AND YOU DESERVE TO LIVE AND TO GO ON

-DON'T YOU JUST WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND SAY TO YOURSELF,

-YOU DON'T WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND SAY,

"WOW, I'M REALLY BEAUTIFUL AND REALLY TALL AND REALLY BLACK

-WHERE DOES A BROTHER HAVE TO GO TO GET SOME BLOW AROUND HERE?

BUT IF I HAD TO GET SOME, WHERE WOULD I GO?

-NEITHER DO I. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE IT WOULD BE.

-WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING TONIGHT? -TEQUILA.

-THIS WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN HOLDING H2O LIKE AN IDIOT.

-WELL, YOU SNAPCHAT, AND THEN IT GOES AWAY IN LIKE 15 SECONDS.

I THOUGHT SNAPCHAT WAS USED TO TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR DICK

AND SEND IT TO OTHER PEOPLE SO THEY WOULD DISAPPEAR --

BUT I'LL HEAD OVER TO THAT TALL GUY WITH THE SUIT, RIGHT?

I'LL SEE YOU IN THE STALL. OR "NOT SEE YOU IN THE STALL."

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