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  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • MOLLY: [SIGH]

  • I don't understand.

  • DAVID WAIN: What is it?

  • Can I help you?

  • MOLLY: I--

  • I want to select that file.

  • DAVID WAIN: Oh.

  • All right.

  • I'll show you.

  • You bas-- basically you just, you know, point your mouse.

  • MOLLY: Mm-hmm.

  • DAVID WAIN: And then you hit this button to select.

  • MOLLY: Oh.

  • Duh.

  • I'm terrible with computers.

  • Tell me--

  • do I buy a hard disk, a floppy disk, or--

  • DAVID WAIN: Oh, brother, do you have a lot to learn.

  • MOLLY: Maybe you could show me some stuff, say,

  • over a drink tonight?

  • DAVID WAIN: Well, yeah, if you're serious.

  • MOLLY: OK.

  • It's a date.

  • DAVID WAIN: Well, when?

  • Where?

  • MOLLY: I'll email you.

  • MALE SPEAKER (OFFSCREEN): You've got mail.

  • DAVID WAIN: Hot damn.

  • So I'm going to meet her this afternoon.

  • MALE SPEAKER: Don't forget to bring your rubbers.

  • DAVID WAIN: We're just having a drink.

  • FEMALE SPEAKER: I'm hearing wedding bells.

  • She sounds cute.

  • DAVID WAIN: You've never even met her.

  • FEMALE SPEAKER: With a name like Molly,

  • she has to be cute.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • DAVID WAIN: Hey, this is the headlines.

  • My name is David Wain, brought to you by Ajax

  • dishwasher to do.

  • [MUMBLES]

  • MOLLY: David?

  • DAVID WAIN: Oh, hey.

  • MOLLY: Hi.

  • DAVID WAIN: Hi.

  • So.

  • MOLLY: So.

  • DAVID WAIN: So.

  • I don't want to overwhelm you all at once, so I thought we'd

  • just start with the basics of OS X before we get into like,

  • you know, web design, and HTML, and programming, and

  • Linux, and kernel panics, and habeas corpus, and--

  • MOLLY: David, stop.

  • I just wanted an excuse to go out with you.

  • I don't really care about computers.

  • DAVID WAIN: Well, uh, have you seen Leopard?

  • MOLLY: I care about getting to know you.

  • All I know is that you're the sexy guy who's always in the

  • coffee shop.

  • What do you do for a living?

  • DAVID WAIN: Well, I work in this place which is apparently

  • some kind of sweatshop.

  • How about you?

  • MOLLY: I'm a fashion editor for a top magazine.

  • Otherwise, I'm just a single gal who's curious about the

  • guy behind those sexy lips.

  • LANDON: Hey, Molly.

  • MOLLY: Landon!

  • Oh my god.

  • David, this is my friend Landon.

  • Landon, this is David.

  • You don't mind if Landon joins us, do you?

  • DAVID WAIN: No.

  • MOLLY: No.

  • Uh-oh.

  • What's the matter.

  • LANDON: I just got dumped.

  • MOLLY: [GASP]

  • LANDON: I want to kill myself.

  • MOLLY: Oh no, my baby, baby boy.

  • LANDON: I just can't wallow in it though, you know?

  • MOLLY: No, no.

  • LANDON: Hey.

  • Do you want to go dancing?

  • MOLLY: Uh, yes.

  • LANDON: OK.

  • MOLLY: Come on, David.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • [RINGING]

  • MOLLY: Oh, shit.

  • It's my editor.

  • Uh--

  • I have to go.

  • I'll--

  • I'll call you both tomorrow, OK.

  • LANDON: And then there were two.

  • DAVID WAIN: I, uh--

  • I--

  • I'm probably going to go hit the hay.

  • LANDON: Fuck me.

  • DAVID WAIN: What?

  • LANDON: I can't wait any longer.

  • No more games Du-evid.

  • DAVID WAIN: Molly!

  • MOLLY: What?

  • Oh, I just pulled that whole that's my editor routine so

  • you two could be alone together.

  • So did you guys hook up or what?

  • DAVID WAIN: What!

  • MOLLY: Wait.

  • You're not--

  • trying to tell me you're straight?

  • DAVID WAIN: Well, yeah.

  • MOLLY: So you weren't saying, I'm gay and I want you to set

  • me up with another gay man to have sex?

  • DAVID WAIN: No!

  • MOLLY: So I'm crazy?

  • I just made it up out of thin air?

  • DAVID WAIN: Yeah, pretty much.

  • LANDON: There you are.

  • I've been looking all over for you.

  • Let's go into the bathroom, have sex, do a few lines of

  • co-co-co co co.

  • DAVID WAIN: Sorry, Landon.

  • Uh, I'm not, uh--

  • LANDON: You're not what?

  • DAVID WAIN: Well, I'll give you a hint.

  • Oh, hey, I like to have sex with other guys.

  • LANDON: Great.

  • What's the problem?

  • DAVID WAIN: No, I'm saying I'm not that!

  • LANDON: You're straight?

  • Thanks a lot, Molly.

  • Some friend you turned out to be.

  • MOLLY: Ow!

  • LANDON: Next time, don't set me up with some four-eyed,

  • boob loving Jew from Ohio.

  • [SLAP]

  • MOLLY: I'm so sorry, David.

  • How can I make it up to you.

  • DAVID WAIN: Well, do you want to dance with me?

  • MOLLY: My ankles are in excruciating pain, but OK.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • MOLLY: Ow.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • FEMALE SPEAKER: What is your problem?

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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