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I AM SLIGHT LIE OLDER THAN YOU ARE.
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>> NO!
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>> A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT.
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>> Stephen: JUST SLIGHTLY OLDER THAN YOU ARE COMBINED,
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WHICH IS WHY I LOVE YOUR SHOW BECAUSE I CAN LEARN ABOUT WHAT'S
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HIP, HAPPENING, BROOKLYN TRENDS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
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SO I WAS HOPING YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT'S HOT ON THE SCENE.
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>> ONE THING RIGHT OFF THE PAT IT'S REALLY COOL TODAY TO NOT
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ASK "WHAT'S HOT ON THE SCENE?" ( LAUGHTER )
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( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHAT ELSE?
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WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON OUT THERE?
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>> OKAY, WHAT ELSE?
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WELL, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT RAINBOW BAGELS?
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>> Stephen: I HAVE NOT, HAVE YOU.
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>> THEY'RE RAINBOW-COLORED BAGELS THEY MAKE AT THIS
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BROOKLYN BAKERY.
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THE BAKERY POSTED A VIDEO AND THROUGH UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
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WE CALL THAT SOC-MEDS.
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YOU SHOULD DO IT PHONETICALLY.
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SO IT BLEW UP ON SOC-MED.
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JUST IN CASE YOU ASKED US, "WHAT'S COOL THESE DAYS?"
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WE BROUGHT YOU A CLIP.
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>> Stephen: OH, GREAT.
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JIM, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
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IS THAT IT?
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>> YUP.
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>> Stephen: THAT'S THEM MAKING THEM.
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>> THAT'S FOOD!
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THAT'S WHAT FOOD LOOKS LIKE NOW.
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>> Stephen: I WOULD NOT HAVE GUESSED THAT.
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>> THE FUTURE.
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>> Stephen: EVERYONE IN BROOKLYN IS EATING THESE?
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>> ONLY THE COOL PEOPLE.
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>> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND THESE ARE THEM.
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>> WE BROUGHT YOU SOME TO TRY.
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>> Stephen: I SHOULD GET ONE?
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ARE THEY GOOD?
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IT'S AN ACTUAL ONE.
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ARE THEY GOOD?
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>> THE TASTE ISN'T SO MUCH ( LAUGHTER )
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>> IF YOU-- STEPHEN, DO YOU WEAR LIP GLOSS.
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>> Stephen: WHAT?
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>> DO YOU WEAR LIP GLOSS?
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>> I DO NOT WEAR LIP GLOSS.
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>> IF YOU KNEW THE TASTE IT'S LIKE DUNKING A BAGEL IN A VAT OF
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LIP GLOSS.
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>> Stephen: BUT IT IS EDIBLE.
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I CAN EAT ONE?
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>> TAKE A BITE.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
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>> Stephen: WHOA!
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THIS IS AMAZING!
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WHERE ARE WE?
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>> IT'S HAPPY BAGEL PLACE!
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>> Stephen: OH!
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>> STEPHEN, JUST LISTEN TO THE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES SING!
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♪ WE'RE THE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES OF HAPPY BAGEL PLACE
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♪ WE LOVE TO SING AND DANCE AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
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♪ WE'RE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
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♪ THERE'S NOTHING INSIDIOUS ABOUT HAPPY BAGEL PLACE ♪
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>> YEAH!
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>> Stephen: OH!
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THAT IS SO SWEET!
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>> SHUT UP, STEPHEN!
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THERE'S A SECOND PART.
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♪ WE CANNOT READ AND WE CANNOT MEET IN GROUPS
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♪ THE BAGEL KING FEARS A BAGEL BABY REVOLT
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♪ SLAY THE BAGEL KING STEPHEN SLAY THE DEMON FATHER
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♪ WE WILL BE YOUR BABY WIVES AND YOU WILL NEVER DIE ♪
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>> YEAH!
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>> Stephen: OKAY!
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY.
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THAT WAS GREAT.
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THAT WAS GREAT.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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THIS HAS BEEN FUN.
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I ENJOYED IT HERE, BUT I THINK I'M READY TO HEAD BACK NOW.
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>> NO, STEPHEN, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
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>> Stephen: WHY?
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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>> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE POWER TO SLAY THE BAGEL KING.
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>> SLAY HIM!
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SLAY HIM!
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>> DO IT, STEPHEN!
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DO IT!
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>> Stephen: I'M JUST GOING TO GRAB AN UBER.
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I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
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>> OH, NO!
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THE BAGEL KING!
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>> WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?
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THE BAGEL BABIES WILL PAY FOR THIS!
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>> COME OSTEPHEN!
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OH, MY GOSH!
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>> NO!
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NO!
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>> Stephen: NONE OF THIS IS REAL!
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>> GET HIM!
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GET HIM!
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>> SNAP OUT OF IT, COLBERT!
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>> THIS IS HAPPENING!
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( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS HAPPENING.
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>> Stephen: IT DIDN'T MAKE THE SOUND THE FIRST TIME!
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IT DIDN'T MAKE THE SOUND THE FIRST TIME.
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>> IT TAKES A SECOND FOR IT TO WORK!
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OEVMENT!
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>> Stephen: WHAT DO I DO!
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>> IF YOU DON'T STEP UP, THE BAGEL BABIES WILL DIE IN THE
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CREAM CHEESE MINES.
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>> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE POWER TO STOP IT.
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>> COME ON, STEPHEN!
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>> Stephen: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY POWER.
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>> STEPHEN, THE POWER YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HAS BEEN INSIDE OF
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YOU THIS WHOLE TIME!
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>> Stephen: INSIDE ME?
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YOU MEAN MY COURAGE.
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>> NO.
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YOU CAN SHOOT LASERS OUT OF YOUR BELLY BUTTON.
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>> Stephen: REALLY?
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>> COME ON, STEPHEN!
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COME ON!
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) EAT LAZER NAVEL!
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>> AAHHHHHHHHH! I'M DEAD!
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>> Stephen: YEAH!
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IT WORKED!
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IT WORKED!
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>> Stephen: THAT WAS INTENSE!
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( LAUGHTER ) BUT I CAN'T GET THE TASTE OF
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THOSE BAGELS OUT OF MY MOUTH.
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WHEN DOES THIS END?
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STEPHEN, IT EVERY ENDS.
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♪ WE'RE THE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES OF HAPPY BAGEL PLACE
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♪ WE LOVE TO SING AND DANCE AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
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>> Stephen: "BROAD CITY," SEASON 3, PREMIERES TOMORROW NIGHT AT
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10 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL.
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ABBI JACOBSON AND ILANA GLAZER, EVERYBODY!