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  • I AM SLIGHT LIE OLDER THAN YOU ARE.

  • >> NO!

  • >> A LITTLE BIT, A LITTLE BIT.

  • >> Stephen: JUST SLIGHTLY OLDER THAN YOU ARE COMBINED,

  • WHICH IS WHY I LOVE YOUR SHOW BECAUSE I CAN LEARN ABOUT WHAT'S

  • HIP, HAPPENING, BROOKLYN TRENDS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

  • SO I WAS HOPING YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT'S HOT ON THE SCENE.

  • >> ONE THING RIGHT OFF THE PAT IT'S REALLY COOL TODAY TO NOT

  • ASK "WHAT'S HOT ON THE SCENE?" ( LAUGHTER )

  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: WHAT ELSE?

  • WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON OUT THERE?

  • >> OKAY, WHAT ELSE?

  • WELL, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT RAINBOW BAGELS?

  • >> Stephen: I HAVE NOT, HAVE YOU.

  • >> THEY'RE RAINBOW-COLORED BAGELS THEY MAKE AT THIS

  • BROOKLYN BAKERY.

  • THE BAKERY POSTED A VIDEO AND THROUGH UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

  • WE CALL THAT SOC-MEDS.

  • YOU SHOULD DO IT PHONETICALLY.

  • SO IT BLEW UP ON SOC-MED.

  • JUST IN CASE YOU ASKED US, "WHAT'S COOL THESE DAYS?"

  • WE BROUGHT YOU A CLIP.

  • >> Stephen: OH, GREAT.

  • JIM, LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

  • IS THAT IT?

  • >> YUP.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S THEM MAKING THEM.

  • >> THAT'S FOOD!

  • THAT'S WHAT FOOD LOOKS LIKE NOW.

  • >> Stephen: I WOULD NOT HAVE GUESSED THAT.

  • >> THE FUTURE.

  • >> Stephen: EVERYONE IN BROOKLYN IS EATING THESE?

  • >> ONLY THE COOL PEOPLE.

  • >> Stephen: I UNDERSTAND THESE ARE THEM.

  • >> WE BROUGHT YOU SOME TO TRY.

  • >> Stephen: I SHOULD GET ONE?

  • ARE THEY GOOD?

  • IT'S AN ACTUAL ONE.

  • ARE THEY GOOD?

  • >> THE TASTE ISN'T SO MUCH ( LAUGHTER )

  • >> IF YOU-- STEPHEN, DO YOU WEAR LIP GLOSS.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT?

  • >> DO YOU WEAR LIP GLOSS?

  • >> I DO NOT WEAR LIP GLOSS.

  • >> IF YOU KNEW THE TASTE IT'S LIKE DUNKING A BAGEL IN A VAT OF

  • LIP GLOSS.

  • >> Stephen: BUT IT IS EDIBLE.

  • I CAN EAT ONE?

  • >> TAKE A BITE.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

  • >> Stephen: WHOA!

  • THIS IS AMAZING!

  • WHERE ARE WE?

  • >> IT'S HAPPY BAGEL PLACE!

  • >> Stephen: OH!

  • >> STEPHEN, JUST LISTEN TO THE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES SING!

  • WE'RE THE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES OF HAPPY BAGEL PLACE

  • WE LOVE TO SING AND DANCE AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE

  • WE'RE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

  • THERE'S NOTHING INSIDIOUS ABOUT HAPPY BAGEL PLACE

  • >> YEAH!

  • >> Stephen: OH!

  • THAT IS SO SWEET!

  • >> SHUT UP, STEPHEN!

  • THERE'S A SECOND PART.

  • WE CANNOT READ AND WE CANNOT MEET IN GROUPS

  • THE BAGEL KING FEARS A BAGEL BABY REVOLT

  • SLAY THE BAGEL KING STEPHEN SLAY THE DEMON FATHER

  • WE WILL BE YOUR BABY WIVES AND YOU WILL NEVER DIE

  • >> YEAH!

  • >> Stephen: OKAY!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) OKAY.

  • THAT WAS GREAT.

  • THAT WAS GREAT.

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH.

  • THIS HAS BEEN FUN.

  • I ENJOYED IT HERE, BUT I THINK I'M READY TO HEAD BACK NOW.

  • >> NO, STEPHEN, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

  • >> Stephen: WHY?

  • I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

  • >> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE POWER TO SLAY THE BAGEL KING.

  • >> SLAY HIM!

  • SLAY HIM!

  • >> DO IT, STEPHEN!

  • DO IT!

  • >> Stephen: I'M JUST GOING TO GRAB AN UBER.

  • I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!

  • >> OH, NO!

  • THE BAGEL KING!

  • >> WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?

  • THE BAGEL BABIES WILL PAY FOR THIS!

  • >> COME OSTEPHEN!

  • OH, MY GOSH!

  • >> NO!

  • NO!

  • >> Stephen: NONE OF THIS IS REAL!

  • >> GET HIM!

  • GET HIM!

  • >> SNAP OUT OF IT, COLBERT!

  • >> THIS IS HAPPENING!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS HAPPENING.

  • >> Stephen: IT DIDN'T MAKE THE SOUND THE FIRST TIME!

  • IT DIDN'T MAKE THE SOUND THE FIRST TIME.

  • >> IT TAKES A SECOND FOR IT TO WORK!

  • OEVMENT!

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DO I DO!

  • >> IF YOU DON'T STEP UP, THE BAGEL BABIES WILL DIE IN THE

  • CREAM CHEESE MINES.

  • >> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE POWER TO STOP IT.

  • >> COME ON, STEPHEN!

  • >> Stephen: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY POWER.

  • >> STEPHEN, THE POWER YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HAS BEEN INSIDE OF

  • YOU THIS WHOLE TIME!

  • >> Stephen: INSIDE ME?

  • YOU MEAN MY COURAGE.

  • >> NO.

  • YOU CAN SHOOT LASERS OUT OF YOUR BELLY BUTTON.

  • >> Stephen: REALLY?

  • >> COME ON, STEPHEN!

  • COME ON!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) EAT LAZER NAVEL!

  • >> AAHHHHHHHHH! I'M DEAD!

  • >> Stephen: YEAH!

  • IT WORKED!

  • IT WORKED!

  • >> Stephen: THAT WAS INTENSE!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT I CAN'T GET THE TASTE OF

  • THOSE BAGELS OUT OF MY MOUTH.

  • WHEN DOES THIS END?

  • STEPHEN, IT EVERY ENDS.

  • WE'RE THE HAPPY BAGEL BABIES OF HAPPY BAGEL PLACE

  • WE LOVE TO SING AND DANCE AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE

  • >> Stephen: "BROAD CITY," SEASON 3, PREMIERES TOMORROW NIGHT AT

  • 10 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL.

  • ABBI JACOBSON AND ILANA GLAZER, EVERYBODY!

I AM SLIGHT LIE OLDER THAN YOU ARE.

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