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  • WE WORK VERY HARD HERE.

  • BUT ALL AMERICANS WORK HARD.

  • YOU GUYS WORK HARD?

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AMERICANS WORK HARD, BUT THE QI

  • IS ARE WE WORKING SMART.

  • WE NEED TO WORK HARD AND SMART.

  • WE NEED TO WORK SMARD.

  • FOR EXAMPLE, SAVING TIME COMBINING WORDS.

  • THAT'S SMARD.

  • LUCKILY, THERE ARE WAYS TO SAVE TIME AND SIMPLIFY YOUR LIFE,

  • THANKS TO THE GOOD PEOPLE AT THE INTERNET.

  • YOU GO ON THE INTERNET, JON?

  • YOU GO ON THE INTERNET EVER?

  • >> Jon: YEAH, YEAH, I GET TO IT EVERY NOW AND THEN.

  • >> Stephen: I JUST GOT A SUBSCRIPTION.

  • I JUST GOT A SUBSCRIPTION FOR THE INTERNET.

  • >> Jon: OH, WOW.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S COOL.

  • THEY HAVE GOOD STUFF ON THERE.

  • THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO PUT THINGS ON THE INTERNET TO DO ORDINARY

  • TASKS IN SIMPLE WAYS.

  • THEY'RE CALLED-HACKERS.

  • I SAW THIS ON REDDIT.

  • IT'S A HANDY WAY TO SEPARATE EGG WHITES USING A PLASTIC BOTTLE.

  • THERE, OKAY?

  • THAT'S A LIFE HACK.

  • ISN'T THAT FUN?

  • THAT'S A LIFE HACK FOR MAKING EGG WHITE OMELETS, PLUS WHEN YOU

  • GET TO THE GYM, NOW YOU HAVE A REFRESHING BOTTLE OF YOLK.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) SOMEBODY EVEN POSTED A HANDY

  • ANIMATION TO HELP YOU HACK YOUR OFFICE ELEVATOR.

  • >> WANT TO USE ELEVATOR WITHOUT STOPPING AT FLOORS FOR OTHERS?

  • ONCE YOU HOP ON, HOLD THE "CLOSE DOOR" BUTTON UNTIL THE DOOR

  • CLOSES.

  • CONTINUE TO HOLD IT AND SELECT THE FLOOR YOU WERE GOING TO.

  • AND DON'T LET GO OF THAT NUMBER, EITHER.

  • ONCE THE ELEVATOR STARTS TO MOVE, IT WILL ALLOW TO YOU SKIP

  • EVERY FLOOR.

  • THIS IS ACTUALLY USED BY POLICE TO GET TO A FLOOR FASTER, AND IT

  • WORKS.

  • >> Stephen: YES, NOW YOU CAN USE THE SAME LIFE HACK POLICE

  • USE TO SAVE LIVES WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO AVOID MAKING SMALL TALK

  • WITH BILL FROM ACCOUNTING.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND I'M SO APPRECIATIVE THAT

  • OTHER PEOPLE OUT THERE HAVE DONE THIS FOR ME, WE HERE AT THE

  • "LATE SHOW" WANT TO PAY IT BACK WITH A FEW LIFE HACKS OF OUR

  • OWN.

  • THIS IS "LIFE HACKED."

  • THAT'S ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO OPEN A BOX, BY THE WAY.

  • FIRST OFF, DO YOU HAVE A HIGH ELECTRIC BILL.

  • ARE ELECT COSTS KILLING YOU?

  • CUT THOSE COSTS BY PLUGGING EVERYTHING IN YOUR HOUSE INTO A

  • SERIES OF DAISY CHAINED POWER STRIP.

  • NOW AS FAR AS THE POWER COMPANY KNOWS YOU'RE ONLY USING ONE

  • OUTLET.

  • LIFE LIFE.

  • >> HACKED!

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU.

  • >> THAT WAS SO GOOD, KIND OF FRIGHTENED ME.

  • NEXT UP, EVERYBODY'S HAD THIS PROBLEM.

  • AFTER A FEW MONTHS YOUR NEW COMPUTER STARTS RUNNING SLOWLY.

  • JUST FREE UP SOME MEMORY BY DELETING ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF

  • YOUR BABY.

  • YOU DON'T NEED THEM.

  • SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

  • LIFE.

  • >> HACKED!

  • >> Stephen: TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE?

  • CONSIDER THIS-- YOUR NAME COULD BE TODD.

  • LIFE.

  • >> HACKED!

  • >> Stephen: HAVE YOU RUN OUT OF POST-IT NOTES?

  • JUST GRAB YOURSELF A BUTTERFLY, WRITE A MESSAGE ON ITS WINGS AND

  • THEN TAPE IT TO THE REFRIGERATOR.

  • LIFE.

  • >> HACKED!

  • >> Stephen: CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR COWORKER'S NAME AND ARE

  • EMBARRASSED TO ASK AGAIN?

  • JUST START CALLING HIM ON "HONEY," "BABY" OR

  • "BOOTYLICIOUS."

  • WHEN THEY SUE YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT, THE SUBPOENA WILL

  • HAVE THEIR NAMES WRITTEN ON THE BOTTOM.

  • LIFE.

  • >> HACKED!

  • >> Stephen: HERE'S ONE WE CAN ALL RELATE TO.

  • DO YOU WISH YOU OWNED A MINIATURE PONY?

  • WELL, INSTEAD, JUST LOOK AT YOUR FULL-SIZED HORSE FROM FARTHER

  • AWAY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) LIFE.

  • >> HACKED!

  • >> Stephen: CAN'T GET FOOD DELIVERED IN YOUR AREA?

  • EASY SOLUTION, GRAB AN INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED KRAFT

  • SINGLE, SLAP ON A STAMP, AND THEN MAIL IT TO YOURSELF.

  • IN JUST TWO TO THREE DAYS YOU GET A DELICIOUS SNACK DELIVERED.

  • LIFE-- >> HACKED!

  • >> Stephen: LOOKING FOR A WAY TO GET OUT OF A SEGMENT THAT HAS

  • NO NATURAL ENDING?

  • JUST STOP TALKING.

  • LIFE-- >> HACKED!

  • >> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JAMES CORDEN.

WE WORK VERY HARD HERE.

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