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  • I DON'T KNOW IF

  • YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS, BUT DONALD TRUMP...

  • ( LAUGHTER ) -- YEAH.

  • YEAH, STILL.

  • HE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ON THE PLATFORM OF OPENING HIS

  • MOUTH AND SAYING THINGS.

  • THE ONE THING THAT FREQUENTLY EMERGES FROM THE TRUMP HOLE

  • IS...

  • ( LAUGHTER ) , IS THE NAUGHTY LANGUAGE, THE

  • VULGARITY, THE DEVIL'S SAL TEEN.

  • HIESHZ THE THING.

  • AS WE APPROACH PRIMARY DAY IN MY HOME STATE OF SOUTH CACKALACK.

  • TRUMP HAS SAID HE IS SWEARING OFF THE SWEARING BECAUSE VALUE

  • VOTERS DO NOT LIKE THE SALTY TALK IF YOU DO THE SALTY TACK,

  • THEY BELIEVE YOU'LL BE DARNED TO HECK WHERE YOU BURN IN A LAKE OF

  • BOILING SHOOT AND HAVE FLAMING HOT POKERS SHOVED UP YOUR

  • (WHISTLE).

  • THAT HURTS LIKE A MOTHER FUDGER.

  • BUT I'VE GOT TO SAY, I'M NOT SURE THE MAN CAN STOP 3 WHY

  • WOULD HE STOP NOW?

  • IT SEEMS NATURAL TO HIM.

  • AND I'D LOVE TO HAVE TRUMP ON TO HEAR ABOUT IT FROM THE MAN

  • HIMSELF, BUT HE'S DOWN IN SOUTH CAROLINA CAMPAIGNING.

  • THOUGH HE DOES PHONE IN TO A LOT OF THE SHOWS, WHERE THEY JUST

  • PUT UP A PICTURE OF HIM WHILE HE TALKS TO THE SHOW.

  • SO I HEREBY CHALLENGE THOIM CALL MY SHOW.

  • BRING OUT THE TRUMP PHONE!

  • BRING IT OUT.

  • THANK YOU.

  • THANK YOU.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HERE IT IS.

  • BEHOLD, THE TRUMP PHONE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) DONALD, CALL ME ON THIS PHONE.

  • IT IS A LINE DEDICATED JUST TO YOU.

  • AND TO SHOW THAT I'M SERIOUS, I WILL AM WILLING TO SPLIT THE

  • CHARGES.

  • MEANWHILE, ON THE DEMOCRATIC SIDE, HILLARY CLINTON AND BERNIE

  • SANDERS-- >> TRUMP-TRUMP.

  • TRUMP-TRUMP.

  • TRUMP-TRUMP.

  • HELLO?

  • WHO IS THIS?

  • >> THIS IS DONALD TRUMP.

  • HELLO, STEPHEN.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: DONALD TRUMP!

  • OKAY, LISTEN I'LL GOT TO MAKE SURE THIS IS REALLY YOU, NOT

  • SOMEBODY ABUSING THE TRUMP PHONE.

  • SAY SOMETHING ONLY DONALD TRUMP WOULD SAY.

  • >> WELL, I COULD SAY YOU'RE FIRED.

  • >> Stephen: I'M NOT SURE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD

  • SAY THAT TO ME BUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • >> YOU'RE DOING SO WELL, THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN, STEPHEN.

  • YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB, SO THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN.

  • >> Stephen: DON'T MAKE ME.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) DON'T MAKE ME LOVE YOU, OLD MAN.

  • LET'S GET TO THE FIRST QUESTION OF ANY PHONE CALL.

  • WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

  • >> I'M WEARING A VERY BEAUTIFUL PLU SUIT A POOR TIE.

  • >> Stephen: I'M WEARING A UNITARD AND SILVER TIARA JUST TO

  • TALK TO YOU.

  • >> THAT'S GOOD.

  • >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU LIKE SOUTH CAROLINA.

  • THE BEST PEOPLE EVER, RIGHT?

  • >> I LOVE IT.

  • IT'S A GREAT PLACE.

  • AND I'VE BEEN HERE MANY TIMES, AS YOU KNOW.

  • BUT IT'S A GREAT PLACE, AND WE'RE IN THE MIDST OF A VERY,

  • VERY STRONG PRIMARY SEASON.

  • NEW HAMPSHIRE WAS TERRIFIC.

  • AND THIS SATURDAY, THEY GET OUT AND VOTE, AND HOPEFULLY THEY'LL

  • BE VOTING FOR TRUMP, AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT

  • AGAIN.

  • >> Stephen: THIS IS DEFINITELY DONALD TRUMP.

  • ALL RIGHT.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT EXPERTS

  • ARE CALLING YOUR POTTY MOUTH.

  • I CAN THINK OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THREE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE

  • SAID ON AIR THAT-- THIS IS TRUE-- CBS WILL NOT LET ME

  • REPEAT OR THEY WOULD HAVE TO BLEEP THEM.

  • HOW ARE YOU GOING TO STOP?

  • >> WELL, IT'S EASY.

  • I'VE DECIDED TO STOP.

  • I MEAN, I DO THAT FOR EMPHASIS AND I DO THAT SOMETIMES

  • NON-POLITICALLY, AND ONCE I DECIDED TO RUN FOR OFFICE, I

  • SORT OF SAID, WELL, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO STOP.

  • >> Stephen: BUT YOU DIDN'T STOP.

  • YOU DIDN'T STOP.

  • RUNNING FOR OFFICE, YOU DIDN'T STOP.

  • >> NO, BUT THESE ARE VERY MINOR WORDS.

  • IN MANY CASES I ACTUALLY BLEEPPED THEM OUT MYSELF.

  • I NEVER SAID THE WORD, AND THEN THEY'LL BLEEP IT AND PEOPLE WILL

  • THINK I SAID THE WORD WHICH IS A LITTLE DECEPTIVE, BUT THAT'S

  • OKAY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> Stephen: I'VE GOT A SUGGESTION.

  • WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SWEAR JAR, AND EVERY TIME YOU SAY A BAD

  • WORKED YOU PUT $1 BILLION IN IT.

  • >> THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

  • I'M GOING TO DO THAT.

  • I LIKE THAT.

  • >> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT IF YOU WERE ELECTED, IF IT WAS

  • THE LAST YEAR OF YOUR PRESIDENCY AND YOU HAD A ADVOCACY TO FILL

  • ON THE SUPREME COURT WOULD YOU ALLOW THE SENATE TO TELL YOU NOT

  • TO DO IT?

  • >> WELL, THE SENATE REALLY HAS NO RIGHT TO DO THAT.

  • I WOULD CERTAINLY, IF I WERE PRESIDENT, REGARDLESS OF WHO

  • THAT MAY BE.

  • I GUESS I'D PUT IN A NAME.

  • BUT THE SENATE REALLY DOES, ESPECIALLY FOR THE FAIRLY SHORT

  • PERIOD OF TIME, THEY HAVE A RIGHT NOT TO DO IT, NOT TO VOTE

  • ON IT, NOT TO APPROVE IT.

  • >> Stephen: SO YOU WOULD LET SOMEONE TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

  • THIS IS SOUNDING LESS LIKE DONALD TRUMP EVERY--

  • ( LAUGHS ).

  • >> NO, I'D PUSH.

  • LOOK, IF I WERE THE PRESIDENT, I WOULD BE PUSHING.

  • WHETHER I WAS REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT, I'D BE PUSHING.

  • BUT THE SENATE DOES HAVE A LOT OF POWER OVER THAT.

  • THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO IT-- THEY HAVE A PRETTY DAUNTING

  • RIGHT.

  • SO IT SHOULD NOT HAPPEN.

  • IT SHOULD BE WHOEVER THE NEXT PRESIDENT IS SHOULD BE THE ONE

  • THAT PICKS THE NEXT SUPREME COURT JUSTICE.

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE DOWN IN SOUTH CAROLINA TRYING COURT

  • VOTES-- ( BOOING )

  • YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY FRIENDS HERE, DONALD.

  • I HATE TO SAY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU'RE DOWN IN SOUTH CAROLINA.

  • I'M FROM SOUTH CAROLINA.

  • I WANT TO HELP YOU OUT HERE.

  • LET'S HEAR YOU SAY, "PLEASE VOTE FOR ME, Y'ALL."

  • >> WELL, I CAN SAY THAT.

  • PLEASE VOTE FOR ME, Y'ALL.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

  • >> Stephen: VERY CONVINCING.

  • VERY CONVINCING.

  • WELL, I KNOW YOU'RE A BUSY MAN.

  • I'LL LET YOU GO GET YOUR PANTS ON.

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CALLING US.

  • >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • >> Stephen: DONALD TRUMP, EVERYBODY, ON THE TRUMP POPE.

  • >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • THANK YOU.

  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NOW-- NOW,

  • TOGETHER LET'S MAKE THIS SHOW GREAT AGAIN.

I DON'T KNOW IF

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