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SCOTCH AND WATER, HOLD THE ICE.
BUT THIS WAS FASCINATING.
TONIGHT'S TOPIC FOR THE DEBATE
WAS DOMESTIC POLICY.
AND GEORGE W. BUSH WAS VERY
PROUD ABOUT THIS ONE POINT.
HE TOOK CREDIT FOR TOP ELLING
JAY LENO.
-- FOR TOPPLING JAY LENO.
VERY PROUD.
( Applause )
BUT THESE RULES, THEY'RE NOT
HAPHAZARD, YOU KNOW.
THESE DEBATES ARE NOT HAPHAZARD.
THEY HAVE ENDLESS RULES.
THEY HAVE PAGE AFTER PAGE.
HERE ARE SOME OF THE RULES FOR
TONIGHT'S DEBATE.
NO BACK-OF-THE-HEAD CAMERA
TELEVISION ANGLES, NO REACTION
SHOTS OF AUDIENCE MEMBERS DURING
THE DEBATES.
YOU CAN BRING YOUR OWN MAKE-UP
PEOPLE.
CONVINCE DENTALLY, THESE ARE
ALSO THE RULES FOR A PAR
SOUNDING VERY NICE TONIGHT.
>> Paul: WE'RE HAPPY TO BE HERE.
>> Dave: THESE ARE ACTUAL
LETTERS FROM ACTUAL VIEWERS.
WE ARE GOING TO SPEND A FEW
MINUTES ANSWERING THE LETTERS.
WHAT IS THE LATEST JUICIEST
GOSSIP AT THE "LATE SHOW."
WALLY MacBUTTER.
MONTREAL, QUEBEC.
WELL, MR. MacBUTTER, USED TO
HANG OUT WITH MAYOR McCHEESE,
DIDN'T HE?
>> Paul: NO NOW, NOW.
>> Dave: TALKING ABOUT JUICY
GOSSIP AT THE "LATE SHOW," IT'S
SILLY BUT I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING IF YOU'RE INTERESTED.
WE DO HAVE A NEWSLETTER ABOUT
EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON BEHIND
THE SCENES AT THE "LATE SHOW."
IF WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE
TO THE NEWSLETTER, GET IT AT
YOUR OWN HOME, TAKE A LOOK.
>> Announcer: ARE YOU DYING TO
UNCOVER THE SECRETS OF BACKSTAGE
LIFE AT THE "LATE SHOW," JUICY
DETAILS LIKE WHERE DOES PAUL
SHAFFER BUY HIS SUITS AND WHAT
DOES DAVE LETTERMAN EAT FOR
LUNCH?
IF SO, ORDER YOUR SUBSCRIPTION
TO THE LATE SHOW INSIDER.
AND IF YOU ACT NOW, YOU'LL GET
THIS SEXY LIMITED EDITION PHOTO
OF ALAN KAULTER.
CALL NOW.
OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
>> Alan: IT'S REALLY QUITE
INFORMATIVE.
( Applause )
>> Dave: YEAH.
WELL, I GUESS WE HAVE TO GO ON.
YOU SEE IN TELEMUNDO.
THAT'S RIGHT.
LETTER NUMBER FOUR.
WOW.
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
WHAT IF THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE--
WHAT IF FINDING THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE MEANT CHANGING THE LIFE
THAT YOU LOVE?
THIS IS A SONG, ISN'T IT?
>> Paul: IT IS A SONG.
>> Dave: IT SOUNDS LIKE A SONG.
WHAT IF FINDING... DO YOU KNOW
THE SONG?
>> Paul: I KNOW THE SONG.
YOU KNOW ME.
I KNOW A LOT OF SONGS.
>> Dave: WHAT IF FINDING THE
LOVE OF YOUR LIFE MEANT CHANGING
THE LIFE THAT YOU LOVE SMALL
WHAT IF FINDING THE LOVE OF YOUR
LIFE MEANT CHANGING THE LIFE
THAT YOU LOVE.
WHAT IF LISTENING TO YOUR HEART
MEANT LOSING WHAT YOU'RE
DREAMING OF
♪ WHAT IF ALL THAT YOU WANTED TO
DO
♪ IS DRIVE OUT YOUR MOTOR AL FOE
♪ BUT THE GODLESS AMERICAN
JACKALS REFUSE TO LET YOU GO
♪ OH, INFIDEL
♪ YOU INFIDEL
♪ YOU INFIDEL, PIG HEADED FOES
♪ THIS IS YOUR WARNING
♪ THIS IS OUR JIHAD
♪ OH INFIDEL
♪ YOU PIG DOGS
♪ PREPARE FOR THE WRATH OF GOD ♪
INFIDELS.
YOU PIG HEADED INFIDELS.
>> Dave: PAUL, THAT'S NOT....
( Applause )
IS THAT REALLY HOW THAT SONG
GOES IN.
>> Paul: YES, IT IS.
I HAVE THE SHEET MUSIC.
I BROUGHT IT IN.
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
CAT STEVENS GREATEST
ANTI-AMERICAN HITS.
INFIDEL PIG DOGS.
I HAPPEN TO HAVE THE SHEET
MUSIC.
>> Dave: SO THE NAME OF THE SONG
IS INFIDEL PIG DOGS.
>> Paul: YEAH, ONE OF HIS
GREATEST ANTI-AMERICAN HITS.
I BROUGHT THE SHEET MUSIC IN.
>> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR
CLEARING THAT UP.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S CLOSE UP THE OLD THING
>> Dave: THANK YOU, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
IT'S TIME NOW... I CAN'T BEGIN
TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH PEOPLE LOVE
THIS NEXT SEGMENT PEOPLE ON THE
SHOW.
TIME TO PLAY WILL IT FLOAT?
♪ WILL IT FLOAT
♪ WILL IT FLOAT
♪ WILL IT FLOAT ♪
>> Dave: BY THE WAY, DON'T
FOREGET TO PICK UP AN EDITION OF
THE WILL IT FLOAT HOME GAME.
EVERYTHING IN ONE BOX.
YOU CAN HAVE AS MUCH FUN AT HOME
AS YOU HAVE HERE IN THE THEATER
PLAYING WILL IT FLOAT.
WITH THE HOLIDAYS RIGHT AROUND
THE CORNER, THIS IS THE PERFECT
STOCKING STUFFER.
>> Paul: I CAN SEE THAT.
>> Dave: IF YOU HAVE UNUSUALLY
SHAPED FEET.
WHAT ARE WE PLAYING FOR TONIGHT.
>> Alan: DAVE, WE ARE PLAYING
FOR A BRAND-NEW HOUSE!
( Applause )
>> Dave: A BRAND-NEW HOUSE!
TELL US ABOUT THE ITEM, ALAN.
>> Alan: TONIGHT DAVE, IT'S A
7.5 OUNCE JAR OF MARSHMALLOW
FLUFF.
>>.
>> Dave: FLOAT, FLOAT, FLOAT.
>> Paul: NO QUESTION ABOUT IT.
THAT'S A BAD ITEM.
DID YOU PICK THAT ITEM?
>> Dave:.
>> Alan: I DID.
>> Paul: AT LEAST HE OWNS UP TOE
IT.
>> Paul: DEFINITELY FLOAT.
>> Dave: PULL UP THE THING AND
SEE IF IT FLOATS.
HERE WE GO.
HI, GIRLS.
HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
ANY TIME GO AHEAD AND DROP IT
IN.
HERE WE GO.
( Musical Flourish )
THANK YOU.
WE'LL SEE YOU LATER AT THE BIG
WILL IT FLOAT RAP PARTY.
♪ WILL IT FLOAT
♪ WILL IT FLOAT
♪♪ WILL IT FLOAT
♪ WILL IT FLOAT ♪
>> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'M TOLD THE HULA-HOOP GIRL HAD
A GIG TONIGHT.
WE HAVE TO GET SOME EXCLU
( Applause )
>> Paul: SO THIS IS A SIMILAR
KIND OF THING.
>> Dave: THE SAME THING BECAUSE
YOU CAN SEE THIS COMING FROM
BROADWAY.
WE ALL KNEW IT WAS GOING TO
FLOAT.
AND NOW FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS
PEOPLE WILL SAY DID YOU SEE THAT
MARSHMALLOW THING?
OF COURSE IT WAS GOING TO FLOAT.
I'M SORRY TO HAVE BEEN A PARTY
TO THAT.
>> Dave: THERE HAS TO BE AN
INVESTIGATION.
>> Dave: I HOPE SO.
YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW BUT I HOPE
SO.
>> Paul: LIKE THE PAYOLA
SCANDALS.
' TAKE THE FALL FOR YOU.
>> Dave: BECAUSE I'M NOT DOING
TIME.
>> Paul: I WILL DO TIME FOR YOU
AS LONG AS WHEN I GET OUT, YOU
BUY ME A HOUSE. VERY ENTERTAINID
FUNNY AND SWEET AND I'M JUST MAD
FOR HER.
>> Dave: JUST CRAZY IN LOVE WITH
THE BABY.
>> IT'S LIKE A SICKNESS.
I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF HER.
>> Dave: AND NOW IT'S
INTERESTING BECAUSE I WAIT... I
WAS A LITTLE OLDER WHEN I HAD MY
FIRST CHILD.
( Laughter )
AND YOU FIND YOURSELF THINKING,
OH,, THIS IS WHAT THE REST OF
THE WORLD HAS BEEN TALKINGING
ABOUT FROM THE BEGINNING OF
TIME!
>> YOU DID FIND THAT WERE YOU
SORT OF DOING DIFFERENT... DID
YOU HAVE TO DO CERTAIN THINGS
THAT YOU NEVER DID BEFORE, LIKE
DID YOU HAVE YOUR SHARE OF
DUTIES AND THINGS?
>> Dave: I HAD TO CUT DOWN ON MY
DATING.
( Laughter )
>> THAT PUTS A DAMPER ON THINGS.
BUT MY HUSBAND IS REALLY A
( Cheers and Applause )
>> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YES, SIR.
OUR NEXT GUEST IS A VERY
SUCCESSFUL MOTION PICTURE
DIRECTOR AND A VERY ENTERTAINING
RACKANTEUR.
PLEASE WELCOME BARRY SONNENFELD.
BARRY!
( Applause )
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> WELL, OKAY.
I'VE UPSET SOME PEOPLE BY BEING
HERE TONIGHT.
>> Dave: IS THAT RIGHT?
PEOPLE HAVE SAID DON'T GO ON
THAT SHOW?
>> MY AGENTS, MY LAWYER, MY WIFE
>> Dave: REALLY?
>> AND GRAHAM PLATES WHO NOW
OWES ME $100 BECAUSE I MENTIONED
HIM ON YOUR SHOW.
>> Dave: SHOULD I BE INSULTED BY
THIS?
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
>> DAVE, I THINK THE PROBLEM IS
THAT IN AN ATTEMPT TO AMUSE AND
DELIGHT YOU, I SOMETIMES INSULT
PEOPLE I SHOULDN'T INSULT.
>> Dave: WELL, THAT'S FINE.
>> YOU THINK IT'S FINE.
>> Dave: THAT'S THE WAY IT OUGHT
TO BE.
>> BUT PERHAPS STEVEN SPIELBERG
DOESN'T LIKE TO BE CALLED
SPIELLY.
ONE TIME AFTER I SAW YOU, I GOT
AN ANGRY CALL FROM BILLY
CRYSTAL.
I MENTION THAT MY MOTHER AND
FATHER HAD COME TO THE SET OF
ONE OF THE MOVIES I WAS SHOOTING
WEARING IDENTICAL BROWN SUITS.
AND BILLY LOOKED AT MY MOTHER
AND TURNED TO ME AND SAID, YOU
KNOW YOUR MOTHER IS A LESBIAN.
I SAID THAT ON THE SHOW.
HE SAID "YOU CAN'T SAY THINGS...
WELL DON'T LET ME ON THE SHOW
BECAUSE I WILL.
>> Dave: I ADMIRE COURAGE THAT
IT MUST TAKE FOR YOU TO BE HERE
TONIGHT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
>> IT'S A PLEASURE.
THE WIFE IS REALLY NERVOUS.
>> Dave: WHAT IS SHE UPSET
ABOUT?
>> WELL, SWEETIE IS ALWAYS
NERVOUS... WELL MOM'S DEAD NOW
SO IT'S NO LONGER A PROBLEM, BUT
WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE....
( Laughter )
AND YOU FEEL DIFFERENTLY ABOUT
YOUR MOTHER THAN I DID ABOUT
MINE.
>> Dave: NOW YOUR MOTHER BORE,
AS I RECALL, A STRIKING
RESEMBLANCE TO...
>> VINCENT GARDENIA, ALTHOUGH IF
YOU REMEMBER, WHEN YOU HAD A
PHOTO OF VINCENT ON YOUR SHOW, I
LOOKED AT IT AND SAID THAT MY
MOTHER HAD MORE FACIAL HAIR.
AND AGAIN, THANK GOD SHE'S DEAD
AND IT'S NO LONGER A PROBLEM.
>> Dave: SO IS THERE ANYTHING
SPECIFIC THAT YOUR WIFE IS NOW
CONCERNED ABOUT OR JUST GENERAL,
THE WHOLE POSSIBILITY?
>> WELL, SHE'D LIKE ME TO GO
BACK TO WORK, DAVE.
>> Dave: NOW YOU HAVE A LITTLE
DIFFERENT APPEARANCE TO ME AND I
CAN'T TELL WHETHER YOUR HAIR IS
DIFFERENT.
>> IT WOULD BE THE BRACES, DAVE.
>> Dave: YOU HAVE BRACES?
>> YEAH.
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
DAVE, ALWAYS LET HARRY'S MOTHER
TAKE HIM TO THE ORTHODONTIST
BECAUSE IF YOU SHOW UP AT THE
ORTHODONTIST, OR, IN MY CASE IF
I SHOW UP... WAIT.
I TOOK MY DAUGHTER CHLOEY TO THE
ORTHODONTIST AND CHLOEY SAID TO
THE ORTHODONTIST, YOU SHOULD SEE
MY DAD'S TEETH.
THEY'RE HORRIFIC.
SHE WAS TEN AT THE TIME.
NOW SHE'S 11.
I ENDED UP WITH BRACES.
SHE SAID IF WE DON'T FIX THESE
TEETH, DR. JANET SAID YOU'LL
HAVE TERRIBLE HEADACHES AND YOU
WON'T BE ABLE TO CHEW PROPERLY.
>> Dave: REALLY?
>> I'M 50 YEARS OLD.
I WAS DOING FINE.
HERE'S PROBLEM WITH BRACES, AND
MY HEART GOES OUT TO ALL
CHILDREN WITH BRACES AND IT
DIDN'T BEFORE.
BY THE WAY.
( Laughter )
WAIT.
....
>> Dave: AN AMAZING TURNAROUND
FOR YOU.
>> DAVE, AND THANK GOD SHE'S
DEAD SO I CAN SAY THIS.
ONE THING I FORGOT TO MENTION IS
THAT MY MOTHER WOULDN'T LET ME
HAVE BRACES BECAUSE I WAS A
FRENCH HORN PLAYER AND SHE SAID
THAT IT WOULD RUIN MY AMBUSHER.
BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY HAD NO
MONEY.
CON ED WAS TURNING OFF OUR
ELECTRICITY.
THE PROBLEM WAS NOT THE AMBUSHER
>> Dave: I DON'T REMEMBER YOU AS
A MAN WITH PROBLEM TEETH.
>> I WAS, DAVE.
>> Dave: REALLY?
>> YEAH.
THEY WERE OVERLAPPING AND THEY
WERE HORRIFIC.
BUT HERE'S THE THING.
SO YOU'RE EATING NOW AND, YOU
KNOW, YOU'RE EATING WITH THE FEW
STUDIO EXECUTIVES THAT WILL
STILL... THAT I HAVEN'T INSULTED
ON YOUR SHOW.
AND NOW YOU WANT TO TALK, RIGHT?
YOU'RE AT THE WHEREVER, SO
BEFORE YOU SPEAK, YOU'RE DOING
THIS.
FIRST YOU'RE DOING THIS, AND
THEN YOU'RE LITERALLY DIGGING
OUT AND THEN NO MATTER HOW MUCH
YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH, AND I'M A
DECENT BRUSHER.
>> Dave: SEEM TO BE FAIRLY
HYGIENIC TO ME.
>> FAIRLY.
THE WIFE WOULD DISAGREE.
BUT LITERALLY, AT LIKE 2:00 IN
THE MORNING BECAUSE I CAN'T
SLEEP BECAUSE I'M ANGRY AT
SOMEONE, I'LL DISCOVER SOME FOOD
FROM DAYS AGO.
( Laughter )
>> Dave: OH, NO.
>> LOBSTER RISSOTTO.
>> Dave: HOW LONG AND WHAT WILL
BE THE EFFECT?
>> THEORETICALLY I WILL HAVE NO
HEADACHES AND WILL BE ABLE TO
CHEW... WHICH I WAS ABLE TO....
( Laughter )
THIS IS MINE, RIGHT?
>> Dave: DID SOMETHING JUST
HAPPEN?
( Laughter )
>> I GOT THIRSTY AND I WAS
LOOKING AROUND TO SEE IF THIS
WAS MINE.
>> Dave: RIGHT.
AND I ASKED YOU HOW LONG AND
WHAT WILL THE RESULT?
AND YOU SAID YOU WON'T HAVE THE
HEADACHES AND YOU WILL BE ABLE
TO CHEW AND THAT'S THE LAST I
REMEMBER.
>> I GOT THIRSTY.
( Laughter )
♪
♪
>> Dave: HOW... NOW HELP ME OUT
HERE N YOUR CAREER AS A DIRECTOR
YOU FIRST WERE DIRECTOR OF
CINEMATOGRAPHY, IS THAT CORRECT?
>> CORRECT, YES.
>> Dave: I HAVE HERE SOME PHOTOS
YOU'VE TAKEN.
NO SURPRISE THEY'RE LOVELY.
CAN WE SHOW THESE?
>> LET ME... YES, YOU CAN.
>> Dave: WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT
THERE?
>> WELL, YOU SEE, DAVE, I HAVE A
MONTHLY COLUMN FOR ESQUIRE
MAGAZINE.
>> Dave: I'VE SEEN THAT.
YOU TALK ABOUT NEW ELECTRONIC
CONVENIENCES.
>> I TEST A LOT OF DIGITAL
CAMERAS.
THIS IS SWEETIE TAKES OUT...
THESE ARE SANTA BARBARA JALEPEÑO
OLIVES BUT SHE TAKES OUT THE HOT
STUFF AND STUFFS THEM WITH
GORGONZOLA CHEESE.
I THINK I WAS TESTING THE NEW
SONY 929 HERE.
>> Dave: THIS IS A MARTINI IS
WHAT WE ARE LOOKING AT.
>> YES, DAVE.
AT 5:00 EVERY DAY, WE START
DRINKING EITHER MARTINIS....
( Laughter )
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, IN FRANCE
IT'S LIKE 10:00 AT NIGHT, OR
11:00.
SO WE DRINK HEAVILY.
( Laughter )
>> Dave: WHAT IS YOUR RECIPE FOR
A MARTINI?
YOU LIKE THE OLIVES WITH THE
STUFFED CHEESE?
>> SECRET TO A GOOD MARTINI IS
ACTUALLY WATER.
WE SHAKE THE ICE UNTIL IT IS
BRUTALLY COLD.
WE ADD NO VERMOUTH.
JUST A LOT OF VODKA AND WE CALL
IT A MARTINI BUT SOMETIMES
YOU'LL SEE.
>> Dave: EVER USE GIN MARTINI.
>> GIN MAKES FOR AN ANGRY DRUNK,
DAVE.
( Laughter )
>> Dave: ALL RIGHT.
( Applause )
AND THEN YOUR HOME LOOKS
FANTASTIC.
>> THANK YOU.
ONCE THEN TELURIDE.
THIS IS A DRY ROB ROY WITH A
TWIST.
ACTUALLY GRAHAM PLACE TAUGHT ME
ABOUT THAT.
THAT'S $300 BUCKS, GRAHAM.
A DRY ROB ROY IS BASICALLY A
SCOTCH MARTINI, VERMOUTH, A LOT
OF SCOTCH AND A TWIST.
IF YOU ORDER A ROB ROY, IT COMES
WITH SWEET VERMOUTH.
NOT GOOD.
SARDONICALLY THIS LABOR DAY
WEEKEND THIS IS LITERALLY
SEPTEMBER 2 OR 5.
A LOT OF SNOW.
>> Dave: BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY
THERE.
THIS IS RIGHT OFF THE BACK?
>> YEAH, WE'VE GOT MANY SAKERS.
NOW HERE'S AN INTERESTING SHOT.
THIS IS.
( Laughter )
THIS IS FROM THE DECK OF MY
HOUSE IN TELURIDE.
NOTICE THE SUN IS SETTING.
THAT MEANS THIS IS NOT THE FIRST
OF OUR MARTINIS.
BECAUSE WHAT WITH IT BEING
SUMMER AND ALL, WE'RE LOOKING AT
ABOUT 9:30 AT NIGHT AND WHAT
WITH US STARTING AT 5:00, IT'S
AMAZING IT IS IN FOCUS.
I'M VERY PROUD OF THAT.
( Laughter )
>> Dave: HERE IS A STUDY OF THE
ARTIST HIMSELF.
I LIKE THIS.
YES, THIS IS... YOU KNOW, WE GOT
A LOT OF FREE TIME IN TELURIDE
AND I TAKE PHOTOS OF MARTINIS.
I WANT ESQUIRE TO PUBLISH A BOOK
OF PHOTOS OF MARTINIS AND THE
PERSON I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT
I WAS ANGRY AT WHILE DRINKING
IT.
>> Dave: LOVELY CONCEPT.
BEAUTIFUL PHOTOGRAPHS.
( Applause )
WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU
DIRECTED?
THE MOST RECENT FILM YOU
DIRECTED.
I DON'T WANT TO SAY LAST, BUT
MOST RECENT.
>> THE MOST RECENT FILM, DAVE,
WAS "MEN IN BLACK II" WHICH WAS
TWO AND A HALF YEARS AGO.
>> Dave: PRIOR TO THAT, "MEN IN
BLACK".
>> AND "BIG TROUBLE" A LOVELY
FILM THAT NO ONE SAW BUT VERY
FUNNY.
>> Dave: ARE YOU WORKING ON A
NEW PROJECT?
>> IT'S NOT REALLY A FAIR
QUESTION TO ASK, DAVE.
I'M VERY PROUD OF MY WORK FOR
ESQUIRE MAGAZINE, ALTHOUGH IT
ACTUALLY PAYS 1/500th OF WHAT I
GET PAID AS A DIRECTOR.
I KEEP TELLING THEM I SHOULD
HAVE MORE COLUMNS PER MONTH,
LIKE 500 BECAUSE THEN IT
WOULD....
>> Dave: SURE.
BUT IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE YOU'RE BACK THERE.
>> YOU TELL ME.
IT REALLY DEPENDS IF I COME BACK
ON YOUR SHOW OR NOT, I THINK.
>> Dave: WE OF COURSE WANT YOU
TO COME BACK ON THE SHOW BUT WE
ENJOY YOUR FILMS AS WELL.
WAIT A MINUTE, WHY CAN'T WE HAVE
BOTH AS MY OLD FRIEND GEORGE
MILLER USED TO SAY.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM HERE?
>> UNTIL I GET ANOTHER MOVIE, I
BETTER NOT COME... WHO KNOWS WHO
I INSULTED TONIGHT.
>> Dave: I THINK YOU'RE FINE.
>> REALLY.
>> Dave: I THINK YOU'RE FINE.
GOOD LUCK WITH THOSE TEETH.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
BARRY SONNENFELD.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.
( Applause )
>> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
DID YOU LIKE THAT-- WOULD YOU
LIKE TO HAVE A MARTINI NOW.
>> Paul: I LIKE THE DRY GIN
MARTINIS.
>> Dave: THAT WAS MY PROBLEM, I
GUESS, THE ANGRY DRUNK PART.
HAVE SOMEBODY DRIVE IT BY THE
HOUSE.
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO DO.
>> Paul: BONE DRY.
>> Dave: MY THANKS TO BARRY
SONNENFELD AND THE LOVELY BROOK
SHIELDS.
NOW MONDAY PAUL AND FALL, JR.
TUTTLE FROM THE SHOW AMERICAN
CHOPPER WILL BE HERE.
>> Paul: THOSE GUYS.
>> Dave: THAT'S RIGHT.
BREN HARPER AND THE BLIND BOYS
OF ALABAMA AND LATER TONIGHT ON
THE LATE, "LATE SHOW," ADAM
COROLLA IS THE GUEST HOST.
HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND.
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY.