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  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

  • SHOW".

  • MY NAME IS JON STEWART.

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] WE'RE BACK.

  • THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

  • OUR GUEST TONIGHT OH, SHE PUTS THE HUFF IN HUFFPO.

  • ARIANNA HUFFINGTON WILL BE OUR GUEST TONIGHT.

  • BUT FIRST, FOR WEEKS THE BIG STORY HAS BEEN THE MISSING

  • MALAYSIA AIRLINES FLIGHT. TODAY SATELLITE DATA SEEMS TO

  • HAVE CONFIRMED THE WORST. I THINK WE ALL FEARED THIS STORY

  • WOULD END IN TRAGEDY, AND SO EARLY ON WE TURNED TO THE NEWS

  • MEDIA FOR A SENSE OF SOBER CLARITY.

  • >> AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS IN SOUTHEAST ASIA HAVE LOST CONTACT

  • WITH A JUMBO JET CARRYING 239 PEOPLE.

  • WE'RE OF COURSE DOING ALL WE CAN TO GET AS MANY DETAILS AS

  • POSSIBLE FROM OUR SOURCES AROUND THE REGIONS AND THE WORLD.

  • >> Jon: THIS ACCURATE AND HUMBLE ASSESSMENT FROM CNN UNTIL

  • THEY REALIZED OH, (bleep) WE HAVE 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES

  • LEFT TO FILL.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] (bleep) IT LET'S GO NUTS.

  • AND THEY DID.

  • WITH EVERYTHING IN THEIR BAG OF TRICKS.

  • GIANT FLOOR MAPS.

  • BIG FAKE AIRPLANES.

  • LITTLE FAKE AIRPLANES.

  • HOLOGRAPHIC AIRPLANES.

  • NO AIRPLANE DETAIL LEFT UNSPOKEN.

  • >> A PLANE LIKE THIS IS AROUND 61, 62 METERS END TO END.

  • 61-62 SIDE TO SIDE.

  • >> Jon: YOU ARE TELLING THEM WHAT A PLANE LOOKS LIKE?

  • [LAUGHTER] DID YOU FORGET WHO WATCHES CNN?

  • YOU COULD TELL 90% OF YOUR VIEWERS LOOK OUT THE AIRPORT

  • WINDOW AT THE PLANE THEY ARE ABOUT TO GET ON.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] BUT, OF COURSE --

  • [ APPLAUSE ] THERE'S A SAYING CNN IS POPULAR

  • AT AIRPORTS.

  • [LAUGHTER] OF COURSE MAN DOES NOT LIVE BY HOLOGRAM

  • ALONE. GIVE ME A SIX BOX, FLANK IT, NOW STUPID ME.

  • >> PEOPLE ARE ASKING ABOUT BLACK

  • HOLES AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ALL OF THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES

  • NOHA SAYS WHAT ELSE CAN YOU THINK? BLACK HOLE? BERMUDA

  • TRIANGLE? AND THEN DEJI SAYS IT'S JUST LIKE THE MOVIE LOST.

  • I KNOW IT'S PREPOSTEROUS BUT IS IT PREPOSTEROUS, DO YOU THINK,

  • MARY?

  • [LAUGHTER] >> Jon: DON'T ANSWER, MARY

  • IT'S A TRAP.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] SOME SORT OF WEIRD BERMUDA TRIANGLE

  • OF LOGIC WHERE QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED BEFORE THEY ARE ASKED.

  • [LAUGHTER] >> A SMALL BLACK HOLE WOULD SUCK

  • IN OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

  • SO WE KNOW IT'S NOT THAT.

  • THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE IS OFTEN WEATHER AND LOST IS A TV SHOW.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jon: WELL --

  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] -- I KNOW IT'S A TV SHOW BUT IS

  • IT, MARY?

  • [LAUGHTER] LOOK AT ME, MARY.

  • MARY, LOOK AT ME!

  • [LAUGHTER] IS IT?

  • [LAUGHTER] YOU HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY

  • DOWN TO THE STUDIO, MARY, LEVEL WITH ME, MARY.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] WOW, DID THAT LOWER THE BAR,

  • CNN.

  • BUT I THINK YOU CAN GO LOWER.

  • >> INVESTIGATORS SOMETIMES USE PSYCHICS.

  • WHY HASN'T ANYONE CONSIDERED THE SERVICES OF A CREDIBLE PSYCHIC

  • SPECIALIZING IN MISSING PERSONS?

  • IT SOUNDS INCREDIBLE BUT THEY HAVE BEEN USED BEFORE.

  • >> Jon: YEAH, WHILE WE'RE AT IT WHY NOT USE THAT OCTOPUS THAT

  • ALWAYS PREDICTS THE WORLD CUP VICTOR?

  • WHY DON'T WE STRAP SOME WINGS TO WOLF BLITZER AND LET HIM LOOSE

  • BECAUSE IN ORDER TO CATCH A PLANE YOU MUST BECOME A PLANE.

  • [LAUGHTER] CNN'S MISSING AIRLINE OBSESSION

  • NOT ONLY DOUBLED THEIR PRIMETIME RATINGS IT ITSELF BECAME NEWS

  • BECAUSE THE ONLY THING LESS LIKELY THAN AN AIRPLANE

  • DISAPPEARING OUT OF THE SKY IS CNN'S RATINGS DOUBLING.

  • >> SPECULATION HAS BEEN REPLACING HARD FACTS IN NEWS

  • COVERAGE EARLIER THIS WEEK CNN ANCHOR DON LEMON

  • BROUGHT UP THE THEORY SOMETHING QUOTE SUPERNATURAL

  • COULD BE AT PLAY.

  • >> THE NETWORK IS IN DIRE RATINGS TROUBLE.

  • THEY GET A PULSE.

  • OKAY.

  • SO THE EXECUTIVES ORDER YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO THIS WALL TO WALL.

  • >> Jon: YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL O'REILLY OR FOX'S COVERAGE OF

  • CNN'S OVER COVERAGE WILL BE COVERED -- BY CNN. NEWS LOOP!

  • >> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF BILL O'REILLY SPEAKING WAY HE

  • DID? >> I THINK HE IS NERVOUS BECAUSE

  • HE LOST IN THE DEMO THE YOUNGER VIEWERSHIP THREE NIGHTS

  • IN A ROW LAST WEEK AND HE STARTED GETTING NERVOUS.

  • >> Jon: WE ALL KNOW MOST OF O'REILLY'S YOUNGER VIEWERS ARE

  • COMING INTO THE ROOM TO MAKE SURE THEIR GRANDPARENTS ARE

  • STILL BREATHING.

  • [ LAUGHTER ] I DON'T --

  • [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

  • I THINK IT DOESN'T COUNT, ONCE THEY PUT THEIR HAND ON THE

  • CHEST, DOES THAT COUNT?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jon: WELCOME TO "THE DAILY

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