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  • THE WORLD IS STILL REELING FROM THE BREXIT.

  • NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT WILL WORK.

  • DOES ENGLAND NEED ALL NEW TRADE DEALS?

  • WILL IT BAN FOREIGN WORKERS?

  • WILL WE HAVE TO PAY IMPORT TARIFFS ON COLDPLAY?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THERE'S JUST NO WAY OF KNOWING.

  • AND THERE'S HUGE NEWS ON BREXIT.

  • THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BORIS JOHNSON, THE

  • FORMER MAYOR OF LONDON, AND A MAN MANY ARE CALLING ENGLAND'S

  • DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE HE'S AN ANTI-IMMIGRANT CONSERVATIVE

  • ACCUSED OF FEARMONGERING FOR POLITICAL GAIN, AND LIKE TRUMP,

  • HE HAS A HAIR GRAFT FROM A VIKING CORPSE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I THINK.

  • I'M NOT SURE.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHAT THAT IS.

  • YES.

  • HE LOOKS LIKE-- HE LOOKS LIKE ONLY A SEMISUCCESSFUL CLONE OF

  • DONALD TRUMP, LIKE THEY USED A TOENAIL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

  • SO AFTER SUCCESSFULLY LEADING THE BREXIT VOTE, BORIS JOHNSON

  • WAS THE FAVORITE TO BECOME BRITAIN'S NEXT PRIME MINISTER.

  • EXCEPT HE DID THIS.

  • >> IT IS VITAL NOW IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY THAT WE BRING

  • TOGETHER EVERYBODY WHO CAMPAIGNED SO HARD BOTH FOR THE

  • REMAIN AND THE LEAVE SIDES.

  • THAT IS THE AGENDA FOR THE NEXT PRIME MINISTER OF THIS COUNTRY.

  • I HAVE CONCLUDED THAT THAT PERSON CANNOT BE ME.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THAT'S LEADERSHIP.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

  • EXCUSE ME.

  • I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

  • I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

  • I HAVE BLOWN UP THE THE BRIDGE.

  • NOW, EVERYBODY, ACROSS THE RIVER SOMEHOW!

  • I'LL STAY HERE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ALSO, I JUST HEARD THAT ON THE

  • DAY OF THE BREXIT VOTE-- THIS IS TRUE-, BREXIT BEAT PORN AS

  • GOOGLE'S MOST POPULAR SEARCH TERM.

  • THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE.

  • THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO JUST SEARCH FOR THE WORD "PORN."

  • YOU GUYS KNOW PORN IS AVAILABLE THAT'S LIKE GOING TO THE GROCERY

  • STORE AND ASKING, "EXCUSE ME, WHICH AISLE HAS THE FOOD?"

  • IN FACT, THERE'S SO MUCH PORN ON THE WEB, I BET THAT IF YOU

  • GOOGLE "BREXIT," YOU'LL GET PORN ANYWAY.

  • MAYBE A VIDEO OF A GUY GOING-- ( BRITISH ACCENTS )

  • DING-DONG!

  • I SAY, DID SOMEBODY ORDER SOME BANGERS AND MASH!

  • ( AS BRITISH WOMAN ) YES, I DID!

  • BUT HOWEVER SHALL I PAY FOR IT NOW THAT THEY'VE DEVALUED THE

  • POUND?

  • ( AS BRITISH MAN ) WELL, MY LADY, I COULD GIVE YOU

  • A VERY VALUABLE POUND.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THEY DON'T CALL ME "BIG BEN" FOR

  • NOTHING.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THEN THEY BOTH CLOSE THEIR EYES

  • AND THINK OF ENGLAND.

  • AND YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS.

  • CLOSE YOUR EYES RIGHT NOW AND THINK OF JON BATISTE AND STAY

THE WORLD IS STILL REELING FROM THE BREXIT.

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