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  • AND IT IS ALSO OUR FINAL SHOW OF 2015.

  • A SPECIAL OCCASION, AS I'M SURE YOU CAN TELL BY THE FACT THAT

  • I'M WEARING UNDERWEAR.

  • TONIGHT WE LOOK BACK ON SOME OF OUR FAVORITE STORIES TO HAVE THE

  • LAST 12 MONTHS IN OUR END OF YEAR REVIEW.

  • I WAS SUPPOSED TO UPDATE THAT.

  • THAT'S THE OLD -- CAN YOU GUYS CHANGE?

  • IT'S THE OLD -- THANK YOU.

  • ALL RIGHT, SO THIS WAS -- OKAY, YEAH --

  • (LAUGHTER)

  • ARE WE --

  • (LAUGHTER)

  • OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

  • "STAR WARS" TICKETS, 26 MINUTES.

  • LET'S GET GOING, PEOPLE!

  • ANYWAY, 2015 WAS EVENTFUL FROM THE "CHARLIE HEBDO" SHOOTINGS,

  • TO THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD SHOOTINGS, TO THE SHOOTINGS IN

  • MALI, TO THE PARIS AND SAN BERNARDINO SHOOTINGS.

  • 2015 WAS A (BLEEP) YEAR.

  • BUT A LOT OF FUN STORIES TO REMEMBER.

  • REMEMBER WHEN A PIECE OF FABRIC DIVIDED A NATION.

  • YEAH.

  • NO, NOT THAT ONE.

  • THE FUN ONE.

  • THE FUN ONE.

  • YEAH.

  • YEAH.

  • (APPLAUSE)

  • 2015 WAS ALSO STRANGELY THE YEAR OF 2016.

  • IT'S THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE AND THE TWO SIDES COULDN'T BE MORE

  • DIFFERENT.

  • ON THE D. J. SIDE ALL CANDIDATES COULD GET TO THE DEBATE ON ONE

  • MOTORCYCLE.

  • WHILE THE REPUBLICANS, I GUESS TECHNICALLY THEY COULD ALSO DO

  • THAT IF THEY WANTED --

  • (LAUGHTER)

  • I MEAN...

  • AND 2015 WAS ALSO A BIG YEAR FOR GAY RIGHTS.

  • IN JUNE THE SUPREME COURT LEGALIZED SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IN

  • ALL 50 STATES!

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • YES!

  • THAT'S RIGHT!

  • BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, SOME PEOPLE WERE UNHAPPY, LIKE THE KENTUCKY

  • COUNTY CLERK KIM DAVIS WHO WAS ARARRESTED FOR REFUSING TO ISSUE

  • MARRIAGE LICENSES AS THE LAW REQUIRED AND AFTER A WEEK IN

  • JAIL SHE HAD HER OWN COMING OUT PARTY.

  • >> A PERSON WHOSE COURAGE EXCEEDS THAT OF 99.9% OF THE

  • POLITICIANS OF THIS COUNTRY AND, SADLY, THAT EXCEEDS A BUNCH OF

  • EVEN THE PASTORS OF THIS COUNTRY, WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP

  • ME WELCOME TO THE STAGE KIM DAVIS!

  • (THEME FROM "ROCKY" PLAYING)

  • >> Trevor: THAT REALLY HAPPENED.

  • (LAUGHTER)

  • WE DIDN'T CHANGE ANYTHING OR ADD THAT MUSIC.

  • MIKE HUCKABEE PLAYED "EYE OF THE TIGER" FOR KIM DAVIS LIKE SHE

  • WAS ROCKY AND GAY MARRIAGE WAS MR. T OR SOMETHING.

  • (LAUGHTER)

  • IT WAS SO INSANE.

  • IT WAS ALSO A BIG YEAR FOR THINGS VIRAL, AND FOR THAT WE

  • TURN TO JESSICA WILLIAMS, EVERYBODY!

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • >> THANK YOU, TREVOR.

  • I HAVE BEEN ANALYZING ALL OF THE SOCIAL-CYBER-VIRAL MEME DATA,

  • AND THIS YEAR'S WINNER BUT A CANADIAN MILE WAS DRAKE AND

  • VIDEO FOR "HOTLINE BLING."

  • IT WAS A HAUNTING PORTRAYAL OF MAN HAVING A SEIZURE INSIDE OF A

  • TANNING BED.

  • YES, VIRAL MEDIA WAS HUGE IN 2015.

  • HOW HUGE?

  • "KYLIE'S LIPS" HUGE.

  • 2015 WAS ALL ABOUT CHALLENGES INCLUDING THE "KYLIE JENNER LIP

  • CHALLENGE" WHERE KIDS SUCKED ON SHOT GLASSES TO GET THEIR LIPS

  • (BLEEP) UP.

  • THEY LOVE THE SEXY FISH LOOK.

  • THAT'S PRETTY MUCH MY WHOLE 2015 -- OH, WAIT.

  • WE BID FAREWELL TO A VIRAL HEAVYWEIGHT THAT DIED THIS YEAR.

  • EBOLA.

  • FINALLY ELIMINATED IN MOST PARTS OF AFRICA.

  • BUT THINGS ARE LOOKING UP TO YOU IN 2016, EBOLA.

  • WAIT, TREVOR, YOU AREN'T GOING TO AFRICA THIS CHRISTMAS, ARE

  • YOU?

  • >> Trevor: WELL, NOT ALL OF IT.

  • (LAUGHTER)

  • >> OKAY, WELL, DON'T COME BACK, OKAY?

  • >> Trevor: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DICK, JESS?

  • >> SORRY, IT'S IN MY NATURE.

  • >> Trevor: YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL!

  • JESSICA WILLIAMS, EVERYBODY!

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • ON A SLIGHTLY SADDER NOTE, THERE WAS ALSO THE YEARS OF THE

  • "BLACK LIVES MATTER" MOVEMENT, WITH TENSIONS BETWEEN THE

  • COMMUNITY AND THE POLICE--

  • >> TREVOR, STOP BEING SUCH A BUZZKILL, MAN!

  • DAMN!

  • >> Trevor: IT'S ROY WOOD JUNIOR, EVERYBODY!

  • >> YEAH!

  • DUDE!

  • ENOUGH WITH THE "BLACK LIVES MATTER" STUFF, YOU'RE MAKING

  • EVERYONE DEPRESSED.

  • I'M HERE WITH GOOD NEWS FROM 2015 TO CHEER EVERYONE UP.

  • >> TURING PHARMACEUTICAL C.E.O. MARTIN SHKRELI FOCUSED PUBLIC

  • OUTRAGE AFTER HIS COMPANY LIKED THE PRICE OF DARAPRIM FROM

  • $13.50 TO $750 A PILL.

  • >> IT'S USED TO TREAT WEAKENED IMMUNE SYSTEM, TO PREGNANT WOMEN

  • AND PEOPLE WITH AIDS.

  • >> SOME DOUCHE BAG WAS CHARGING $750 FOR AN AIDS PILL.

  • >> Trevor: I THOUGHT YOU SAID GOOD NEWS.

  • >> TREVOR, WAIT FOR IT!

  • >> MARTIN SHKRELI PURCHASING THE SOLE COPY OF THE WU TANG CLAN'S

  • SECRET ALBUM.

  • >> MARTIN SHKRELI REPORTEDLY SPENT $2 MILLION FOR THE ONLY

  • COPY OF THE WU TANG CLAN ALBUM.

  • THE RECORD TOOK SIX YEARS TO MAKE, THEY ONLY MADE THE ONE AND

  • MARTIN SAYS HE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO PLAY IT.

  • >> THEN HE BOUGHT THE ONLY WU TANG CLAN ALBUM AND HE SAYS HE'S

  • NOT EVEN GOING TO PLAY IT!

  • >> Trevor: THAT YOUNG DIRTY BASTARD!

  • >> BUT WAIT...

  • BREAKING NEWS THIS MORNING, THE DRUG COMPANY C.E.O. WHO

  • RAISED THE PRICE OF A LIFE-SAVING PILL BY MORE THAN

  • 5,000% HAS BEEN ARRESTED.

  • FACES CHARGES OF SECURITIES FRAUD...

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • >> 'CAUSE THE WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN' TO (BLEEP) WITH!

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • YOU'RE WELCOME, TREVOR!

  • AND BLACK LIVES MATTER!

  • >> Trevor: ROY WOOD JUNIOR, EVERYBODY!

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • AH, 2015.

  • ONE OF MY FAVO FAVORITE STORIES WAS WHEN AMERICA FREAKED OUT

  • OVER A CLOCK BOY, A MUSLIM TEENAGE BOY IN TEXAS WHO CAME TO

  • SCHOOL WITH A CLOCK WHO SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT COULD BE A BOMB.

  • >> HIS ENGINEERING TEACHER TOLD HIM TO KEEP IT OUT OF SIGHT.

  • >> BUT THE CLOCK SPOOKED THE ENGLISH TEACHER WHO TOLD THE

  • PRINCIPAL WHO TOLD POLICE.

  • >> Trevor: YEAH, SNITCHED ON BY HIS ENGLISH TEACHER.

  • WHY ARE TEACHERS ALWAYS SUCH BITCHES?

  • (LAUGHTER)

  • YEAH, I SAID IT.

  • MR. SAMUELS.

  • I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU.

  • HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

  • (LAUGHTER)

  • YOU STILL THINK I'M NOT LIVING UP TO MY FULL POTENTIAL, HUH?

  • WHAT'S THAT?

  • I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

  • BECAUSE I'M ON TELEVISION!

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • THAT'S RIGHT!

  • I'M ON TV...

  • AND YOU DIED OF THROAT CANCER 12 YEARS AGO.

  • (AUDIENCE REACTS)

  • I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY.

  • AND I CHERISH WHAT YOU TAUGHT ME.

  • I MISS YOU.

  • (LAUGHTER)

  • JORDAN KLEPPER, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR US?

  • >> HEY!

  • TREVOR!

  • HOW'S IT GOING, MAN?

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

  • THEY TELL ME THAT I GOT THE BAD BOY SEGMENT WHICH MAKES

  • SENSE BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M THE BAD BOY ON THE STAFF.

  • LET ME TELL YOU, THIS ISN'T THE FIRST BEER I'VE HAD THIS WEEK.

  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

  • NOW, WE ARE THE GANGSTAS OF 2015 WHO DID WHAT WE WANTED WHEN WE

  • WANTED AND EVERYONE LOVED US FOR US, SO WHO AM I ADDING TO MY BAD

  • BOY CREW?

  • (BLEEP) NO, THE WRONG KIND OF BAD BOY.

  • I MEAN BAD BOY LIKE SMOKING CIGARETTES AND LOITERING OUTSIDE

  • THE STORE.

  • I WANT A REAL BAD BOY THAT CAN ROLL IN MY CREW LIKE THIS GUY.

  • (BLEEP).

  • NO.

  • >> Trevor: THAT'S ROBERT DURST WHO KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE.