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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> 12 TRILLION YEARS BEFORE THE
ALLEGED BIG BANG LIVED
KING STAR KING, THE GREATEST
HERO WHO EVER WAS, IS, OR SHALL
BE.
>> HA HA!
FELICITATIONS ARE IN ORDER FOR
ME, POOZA!
TONIGHT I DECLARE MY LOVE FOR
THE PRINCESS SNOW WHITE.
>> FWEE!
HOT DIGGITY-DIGGITY ZING!
WOW!
SMART MOVE, BOSS!
[ SCREECHES ]
>> I STOP YOU, KING STAR KING.
FOR TODAY I TAKE YOUR SOUL!
>> SILENCE, DEVIL DEATH CHIMP!
I EXPUNGE YOUR ROTTING FACE.
>> AAH!
[ SPLAT! ]
RINGS FROM THE EARS OF DEATH.
CAN THERE BE A MORE ROMANTIC
GIFT?
>> ♪ SEXUALLY PURE ♪
♪ FREE OF GUILT ♪
♪ FREE OF TAINT ♪
♪ UNFIDDLED WITH ♪
♪ SKIN LIKE MILK ♪
>> FOR YOU, SNOW WHITE, THE
EARRINGS OF DEATH HIMSELF!
>> [ GASPS ]
KING STAR KING, I'M NAKED!
>> UH...
HM, SO YOU ARE.
BLBLBLBLBLBLBBLBLBLBLBL.
>> OOH!
[ GIGGLES ]
[ ENGINE IDLING ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
HAIL, GOD STAR GOD!
KING STAR KING IS GAZING UPON
THE EROTIC NAKEDNESS OF YOUR
DAUGHTER IN THE ROYAL LAVATORY!
>> RAAH! RAAH?! NAKED?!
RAAAAAAAAAH!
>> BLBLBLBLBLBLBL.
>> KING STAR KING, YOU ROTTEN,
STINKING PERVERTOPHILE!
I ERASE YOUR MEMORY AND EXILE
YOU FROM THIS REALLY COOL PLACE!
[ SPLURT! ]
FOREVER!
>> KING STAR KING'S MIND WAS
ERASED.
HE WAS EXILED FROM THE HEAVENLY
REALM AND MAGICALLY TELEPORTED
INTO A DUMPSTER BEHIND AN
ALL-NIGHT WAFFLE RESTAURANT
LOCATED IN THE KRUDZONE, A
PLACE FILLED WITH DISEASED
WOMEN, TERRIBLE FOOD, AND SOME
MONSTERS.
>> FAT MAN BREAKFAST SPECIAL
SIDE OF BACON, TWO OVER EASY!
>> FAT MAN BREAKFAST SPECIAL
SIDE OF BACON, LET IT BE SO!
[ DING! ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
[ TWINKLING ]
>> WHAT THE HELL?
[ ALL GASP ]
HOLY PISS BUCKET, IT'S
SNOW WHITE IN MY WAFFLE JOINT!
WELCOME TO HANK'S WAFFLES,
PRINCESS SNOW WHITE,
YOUR MAJESTY.
WHAT BRINGS YOU DOWN TO THE
KRUDZONE WITH US REPULSIVE
KRUDZONIANS?
>> WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR
SOMEONE FOR A LONG TIME.
YOU DON'T KNOW OF
KING STAR KING, DO YOU?
>> KING STAR KING?
IN THIS FART HOLE?
[ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, BIG BOOBS, FILL UP THE
PRINCESS' WATER GLASS.
YOU SEEM YOU SEEM SAD.
HOW 'BOUT A WAFFLE?
>> HOW RUDE OF ME.
THIS IS YOUR LIVELIHOOD.
YES, KIND SIR, YOUR BEST WAFFLE.
>> ONE SUPREME WAFFLE PLATTER
NOW, AND MAKE IT HOT!
IT'S FOR A MOTHER[BLEEP]
PRINCESS!
[ DING! ]
>> ORDER UP!
>> [ GASPS ] IT CAN'T BE!
I'VE SEARCHED THE GIGANTIVERSE
FOR YOU!
>> MADAM, MY EGGS ARE BURNING.
>> DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
PERHAPS THIS WILL HELP.
[ MOANING ]
>> I'M STARTING TO REMEMBER.
MY MEMORY WAS ERASED.
>> FWEE!
>> RAAAAH!
>> I AM KING STAR KING, AND YOU
ARE MY BRIDE!
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> IT SEEMS A FAIRY-TALE ENDING
IS IN ORDER.
BUT PRINCESSES SHOULD NEVER
WANDER INTO THE KRUDZONE, FOR
WHEN THEY DO, THEY ARE NO LONGER
PROTECTED BY THEIR ROYAL REALM.
>> GIVE ME ONE ORDER OF FINE
ROYAL POONANI TO GO!
>> IT'S THAT SPRING BUNNY
THE DUKE OF WRONG!
>> RIGHT YOU WERE, MEGA MELONS.
>> SPRING BUNNY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> GET YOUR HOOCHIE OVER HERE,
SNOW WHITE.
>> UNHAND SNOW WHITE,
EVIL BUNNY, FOR I AM KING
[ GRUNTING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> KING STAR KING!
OOMF!
>> NEXT STOP, VIRGIN-POWERED
EVIL ROBOT!
HAVE AN EASTER EGG...
[ GROANS ]
...KING STAR KING.
[ SNIFFS ]
[ SIGHS ]
MOTHER[BLEEP]!
[ WHISTLE! BOOM! ]
>> OH, I'M BLEEDING.
ALMOST DEAD. HELP!
>> I SUMMON MY GALACTIC ROYAL
ENCHANTMENTS AND SORTILEGES.
[ INHALES DEEPLY, GULPS ]
[ CHA-CHING! ]
EXTRUDE THESE BULLETS!
AND AMELIORATE MY WOUNDS!
>> YEAH, DO THAT TO ME, PLEASE.
AT LEAST STOP THE BLEEDING.
>> TAKE HEART, HANK WAFFLES.
WE CAN SAVE THE PRINCESS.
I MUST AGGLOMERATE A TEAM OF
INCREDIBLE HEROES!
[ SQUISH! ]
I SUMMON...POOZA THE WIZARD!
>> ZWING!
KING STAR KING, WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN ALL THESE YEARS?!
>> IT IS A PROLONGED ABNORMAL
TALE, OLD FRIEND POOZA, MAGIC
CHUM.
CAN YOU SAVE THIS LONELY HUMAN
AND MAKE HIM UNSCATHED AS
BEFORE?
>> [ Weakly ] YES, PLEASE.
JUST MAKE ME UNSCATHED.
>> MAGIC! MAGIC! MAGIC!
>> PUT THE SOUL OF HANK WAFFLES
INTO HIS BELOVED WAFFLE MASCOT
AND LEAVE HIS CRETINOUS HUMAN
SHELL BEHIND!
>> I LIKE MY CRETINOUS HUMAN
SHELL, PLEASE.
>> WAZOO! WAZOO!
>> AAAAAAAH!
WHAT THE HELL?!
>> HA HA! NOW YOU ARE A HERO!
>> AAH!
THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!