>> 12 TRILLION YEARS BEFORE THE

ALLEGED BIG BANG LIVED

KING STAR KING, THE GREATEST

HERO WHO EVER WAS, IS, OR SHALL

BE.

>> HA HA!

FELICITATIONS ARE IN ORDER FOR

ME, POOZA!

TONIGHT I DECLARE MY LOVE FOR

THE PRINCESS SNOW WHITE.

>> FWEE!

HOT DIGGITY-DIGGITY ZING!

WOW!

SMART MOVE, BOSS!

[ SCREECHES ]

>> I STOP YOU, KING STAR KING.

FOR TODAY I TAKE YOUR SOUL!

>> SILENCE, DEVIL DEATH CHIMP!

I EXPUNGE YOUR ROTTING FACE.

>> AAH!

[ SPLAT! ]

RINGS FROM THE EARS OF DEATH.

CAN THERE BE A MORE ROMANTIC

GIFT?

>> ♪ SEXUALLY PURE ♪

♪ FREE OF GUILT ♪

♪ FREE OF TAINT ♪

♪ UNFIDDLED WITH ♪

♪ SKIN LIKE MILK ♪

>> FOR YOU, SNOW WHITE, THE

EARRINGS OF DEATH HIMSELF!

>> [ GASPS ]

KING STAR KING, I'M NAKED!

>> UH...

HM, SO YOU ARE.

BLBLBLBLBLBLBBLBLBLBLBL.

>> OOH!

[ GIGGLES ]

[ ENGINE IDLING ]

[ ENGINE REVS ]

HAIL, GOD STAR GOD!

KING STAR KING IS GAZING UPON

THE EROTIC NAKEDNESS OF YOUR

DAUGHTER IN THE ROYAL LAVATORY!

>> RAAH! RAAH?! NAKED?!

RAAAAAAAAAH!

>> BLBLBLBLBLBLBL.

>> KING STAR KING, YOU ROTTEN,

STINKING PERVERTOPHILE!

I ERASE YOUR MEMORY AND EXILE

YOU FROM THIS REALLY COOL PLACE!

[ SPLURT! ]

FOREVER!

>> KING STAR KING'S MIND WAS

ERASED.

HE WAS EXILED FROM THE HEAVENLY

REALM AND MAGICALLY TELEPORTED

INTO A DUMPSTER BEHIND AN

ALL-NIGHT WAFFLE RESTAURANT

LOCATED IN THE KRUDZONE, A

PLACE FILLED WITH DISEASED

WOMEN, TERRIBLE FOOD, AND SOME

MONSTERS.

>> FAT MAN BREAKFAST SPECIAL

SIDE OF BACON, TWO OVER EASY!

>> FAT MAN BREAKFAST SPECIAL

SIDE OF BACON, LET IT BE SO!

[ DING! ]

[ BELL RINGS ]

[ TWINKLING ]

>> WHAT THE HELL?

[ ALL GASP ]

HOLY PISS BUCKET, IT'S

SNOW WHITE IN MY WAFFLE JOINT!

WELCOME TO HANK'S WAFFLES,

PRINCESS SNOW WHITE,

YOUR MAJESTY.

WHAT BRINGS YOU DOWN TO THE

KRUDZONE WITH US REPULSIVE

KRUDZONIANS?

>> WE'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

SOMEONE FOR A LONG TIME.

YOU DON'T KNOW OF

KING STAR KING, DO YOU?

>> KING STAR KING?

IN THIS FART HOLE?

[ CHUCKLES ]

HEY, BIG BOOBS, FILL UP THE

PRINCESS' WATER GLASS.

YOU SEEM YOU SEEM SAD.

HOW 'BOUT A WAFFLE?

>> HOW RUDE OF ME.

THIS IS YOUR LIVELIHOOD.

YES, KIND SIR, YOUR BEST WAFFLE.

>> ONE SUPREME WAFFLE PLATTER

NOW, AND MAKE IT HOT!

IT'S FOR A MOTHER[BLEEP]

PRINCESS!

[ DING! ]

>> ORDER UP!

>> [ GASPS ] IT CAN'T BE!

I'VE SEARCHED THE GIGANTIVERSE

FOR YOU!

>> MADAM, MY EGGS ARE BURNING.

>> DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

PERHAPS THIS WILL HELP.

[ MOANING ]

>> I'M STARTING TO REMEMBER.

MY MEMORY WAS ERASED.

>> FWEE!

>> RAAAAH!

>> I AM KING STAR KING, AND YOU

ARE MY BRIDE!

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

>> IT SEEMS A FAIRY-TALE ENDING

IS IN ORDER.

BUT PRINCESSES SHOULD NEVER

WANDER INTO THE KRUDZONE, FOR

WHEN THEY DO, THEY ARE NO LONGER

PROTECTED BY THEIR ROYAL REALM.

>> GIVE ME ONE ORDER OF FINE

ROYAL POONANI TO GO!

>> IT'S THAT SPRING BUNNY

THE DUKE OF WRONG!

>> RIGHT YOU WERE, MEGA MELONS.

>> SPRING BUNNY?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> GET YOUR HOOCHIE OVER HERE,

SNOW WHITE.

>> UNHAND SNOW WHITE,

EVIL BUNNY, FOR I AM KING

[ GRUNTING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

>> KING STAR KING!

OOMF!

>> NEXT STOP, VIRGIN-POWERED

EVIL ROBOT!

HAVE AN EASTER EGG...

[ GROANS ]

...KING STAR KING.

[ SNIFFS ]

[ SIGHS ]

MOTHER[BLEEP]!

[ WHISTLE! BOOM! ]

>> OH, I'M BLEEDING.

ALMOST DEAD. HELP!

>> I SUMMON MY GALACTIC ROYAL

ENCHANTMENTS AND SORTILEGES.

[ INHALES DEEPLY, GULPS ]

[ CHA-CHING! ]

EXTRUDE THESE BULLETS!

AND AMELIORATE MY WOUNDS!

>> YEAH, DO THAT TO ME, PLEASE.

AT LEAST STOP THE BLEEDING.

>> TAKE HEART, HANK WAFFLES.

WE CAN SAVE THE PRINCESS.

I MUST AGGLOMERATE A TEAM OF

INCREDIBLE HEROES!

[ SQUISH! ]

I SUMMON...POOZA THE WIZARD!

>> ZWING!

KING STAR KING, WHERE HAVE YOU

BEEN ALL THESE YEARS?!

>> IT IS A PROLONGED ABNORMAL

TALE, OLD FRIEND POOZA, MAGIC

CHUM.

CAN YOU SAVE THIS LONELY HUMAN

AND MAKE HIM UNSCATHED AS

BEFORE?

>> [ Weakly ] YES, PLEASE.

JUST MAKE ME UNSCATHED.

>> MAGIC! MAGIC! MAGIC!

>> PUT THE SOUL OF HANK WAFFLES

INTO HIS BELOVED WAFFLE MASCOT

AND LEAVE HIS CRETINOUS HUMAN

SHELL BEHIND!

>> I LIKE MY CRETINOUS HUMAN

SHELL, PLEASE.

>> WAZOO! WAZOO!

>> AAAAAAAH!

WHAT THE HELL?!

>> HA HA! NOW YOU ARE A HERO!

>> AAH!

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!