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  • Previously on Greek...

  • Can't we just admit we both made some mistakes,

  • - and move on? - I deserve better.

  • - Even Casey thinks so. - Chambers.

  • It's no free pass, being the progeny of the elite.

  • I believe it took JFK Jr. Three tries to pass the bar.

  • - Dale's pledging Omega Chi. - Maybe they were the ones who called the cops

  • on our rush party, to get back at us for spring break.

  • They're definitely messing with Dale. His being a pledge, it's all a lie

  • to get back at you for spring break. Now, Dale's gonna embarrass himself

  • - at the Pledge Talent Show. - In the market for a marketing job?

  • Actually, yeah. Do you know anyone who's hiring?

  • - Me! - If you're to proud to accept help from time to time,

  • - then you really are a terrible president. - Tegan doesn't think

  • that I can do this on my own. I have to prove that I can.

  • To Tegan or to you?

  • The Stanford girls have a three-eight cumulative GPA,

  • and completed a major beach clean-up.

  • Well, according to their Facebook photos,

  • the only trash they picked up were some local surfers.

  • Sisters, give it a rest. The votes are tallied.

  • And the finalists are...

  • ZBZ Boston University, Epsilon Rho chapter,

  • ZBZ San Diego State, Gamma chapter.

  • And the final chapter is...

  • Where the hell is Cyprus-Rhodes?

  • Send out the emails.

  • Drop what you're chewing and listen up!

  • I just got an email from Nationals.

  • We are... finalists for the Golden Lily!

  • - This is awesome! - So deserved!

  • - What's a Golden Lily? - The Golden Lily is like Nationals'

  • Congressional Medal of Honor, given to the best ZBZ chapter in the nation.

  • - Including Puerto Rico and Guam. - Wow, given our past,

  • I guess everyone loves a comeback story.

  • The Grand Council is visiting each finalist's house before voting,

  • and we're up this weekend, which means I'll need all hands on deck,

  • - including house mother hands. - Oh, absolutely.

  • We could host a nice tea, put out the china.

  • Tea's not going to win us the Golden Lily, Case.

  • As you said, we're the underdogs and I hate being the underdog.

  • We need something big to show the Grand Council what we can do

  • - with just a few days notice. - What are you thinking, Becks?

  • Laura, I want a bouquet of lilies waiting in the Council's hotel rooms

  • the minute they arrive. Borrow from the scholarship fund if you have to.

  • - Can I finish eating first? - No. Everyone else,

  • start brainstorming ideas for an event.

  • We'll have a strategy meeting tomorrow.

  • I don't care if we have to kidnap

  • Mary Beth Gentrie-Manning's granddaughters,

  • let's make this happen, girls.

  • Oh, um, you were joking about the kidnapping her granddaughters thing, right?

  • Duh! M.B.G.M. Only has grandsons.

  • But I need to win this, Case.

  • This is my chance to prove to Tegan and all my doubters at Nationals

  • - that I am a good leader. - I get it.

  • Thanks. And you'll be at that strategy meeting.

  • - Well, I have class, but... - That wasn't a question.

  • Becks, how can the pledges help?

  • Walk with me, poodle.

  • "Poodle?"

  • That's it! Yeah! Keep going!

  • Please don't be her.

  • Higher! Higher!

  • Whoo! Higher!

  • Higher!

  • - What's going on? - We're seeing who can jump the longest!

  • - How long have you been going for? - Twenty-five...

  • seconds.

  • You wanna jump on? Show us what you got?

  • - Oh, I got a lot! - Yeah!

  • Whoa! Hey!

  • ♪ I am an aeroplane

  • Point me at the sky

  • ♪ I am gazelle sprint

  • Running away from the policeman

  • - Ah! Synchronize jumps! - Copy that!

  • - Synchronizing! - And... go!

  • Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com

  • Anthony Hopkins, they're all sitting up there.

  • - We were just jumping on the bed. - Yeah, like this.

  • - It was like... - Beav, maybe you shouldn't.

  • - ...synchronizing... - Holy crap, Beav!

  • - Whoa! - God!

  • Oh, no, no! It's holding my blood! Don't!

  • I can't watch.

  • It's fine.

  • It just went through your pants, man.

  • Well, while you guys were playing True Blood,

  • I was on the phone with our national rep trying to get money for repairs.

  • - What'd he say? - After he reminded me that we're already on thin ice

  • for having one pledge and being on academic probation,

  • he said he was excited to see how we're gonna handle this on our own.

  • So we can thank our mysterious saboteur, Villain X.

  • Well, if Trip's telling the truth and it wasn't the Omega Chis,

  • then who the hell is messing with us?

  • Mr. Spitter, I got big news! Maybe it can wait.

  • - What's up? - I was in freshman physics and I overheard Professor Hastings

  • talking about how some company is interested in buying your self-healing wire patent.

  • Seriously? Did he say who?

  • Yeah, uh, Chambers lnternational? Ever heard of them?

  • Chambers lnternational creates evil things

  • like vertically integrated telecommunications monopolies,

  • - and jerks named Evan. - What would the Dark Lord's empire want with your wire?

  • It's not my wire anymore.

  • But I'd like to know what's happening with it. I deserve to know.

  • Ah, a boy and his wire.

  • The unconventional love story of the summer.

  • You know what? I think I know someone who can help us out with the house.

  • Well, I'm gonna go do something I really don't want to do:

  • Talk to a Chambers.

  • - Hey, Ash. - Hi.

  • - I have some big news. - Me, too!

  • Working for Clarissa's marketing company isn't lame.

  • I got her off that mobisode kick, she totally loves all my ideas

  • and I even brought in my first client today.

  • - Pouty Plump Lip Gloss. OK, so your turn. Go. - Yay!

  • OK. Did you hear about the Golden Lily?

  • Oh, are they delivering now? 'Cause I could really go for some moo shu.

  • No, ZBZ is nominated for the Golden Lily Award

  • - for the best chapter in the nation! - Oh, right. Yes.

  • - Including Puerto Rico and Guam. That's great. - Mm-hm.

  • - So great. It's just, um... - Guam has a kick-ass house?

  • No. It's Rebecca.

  • She's super determined to win.

  • She's dipping into the scholarship fund,

  • ordering around sisters like they're lackeys.

  • It kinda reminded me of...

  • - ...Frannie. - OK. I know it's your job to look out for the house,

  • but don't you think you're overreacting, like, a little?

  • It's a really big awar Of course she's gung ho on winning.

  • OK, maybe you're right, but it's weird.

  • Would you just come with me to the meeting?

  • If for nothing more then to lend the house your expertise.

  • Well, I am pretty expertise-y now that I'm dominating

  • the marketing world of the lower central Rust Belt, so...

  • Exactly.

  • OK, do you still want to order Chinese? 'Cause I could eat.

  • Trip, if I didn't know any better, I would say you've been avoiding me.

  • Yeah, because I don't need to hear your whole Team Dale rant.

  • You've made your feelings perfectly clear about the Pledge Talent Show.

  • Did you really think I was just gonna let you humiliate my friend

  • in front of the entire Greek system?

  • You don't let me do anything. I'm president now, not you.

  • Back off, Owens!

  • No. You started all this when you gave Dale a fake bid!

  • We only messed with him to get revenge for spring break, which you were a part of!

  • Are you saying this is all my fault?

  • I'm saying we're even with Rusty and the KTs, so let it go.

  • Look, Dale is gone, but you're not.

  • Yeah? Not yet.

  • - What do you want? - I came to talk.

  • It's not about my sister or the fraternities.

  • It's actually about your family.

  • Make it quick.

  • It's about my self-healing wire, which I'm sure you've heard of.

  • - It was a pretty big breakthrough. - I'll take your word for it.

  • Well, the university thought enough of it to take it from me and give it to a research team,

  • but now your dad's company is buying the patent.

  • - What do you want from me? - I just want you to find out what they plan to do with it.

  • I don't know, Rusty. I haven't spoken to my parents in almost a year,

  • and I'm not gonna start for you.

  • I'm not asking you to make up with them.

  • I was just hoping you could tell me what they're doing with it.

  • No. Now, get out.

  • I can't imagine why your parents wouldn't want to talk to a kind, selfless son like you.

  • Rusty, I'd go now, before paddles start coming off the wall.

  • OK, we need to show Nationals just what CRU ZBZ can accomplish.

  • Charity fundraiser.

  • My father always used to say, what good is altruism

  • if you can't benefit from it?

  • Thoughts?

  • - Laura. - I was thinking...

  • Can you lean back so I can see Casey?

  • Oh, yeah, I think that sounds like a great idea.

  • Our chapter has had a history of successful philanthropy.

  • And there are so many great causes. Literacy,

  • - women's rights... - Tree frogs.

  • - Huh? - Mary Beth Gentrie-Manning's favorite charity

  • - is the Foundation for the Amazon Red-Eyed Tree Frog. - Pandering through charity.

  • I like it. Good job, Heather.

  • You pledges could learn from her.

  • But we can't just do our usual lame theme party, carnival, dance, whatever.

  • I think we should do a big benefit concert.

  • Anybody know if the stadium's available?

  • That's pretty ambitious.

  • - Don't you think, Ash? - That is a lot of people.

  • A lot of people who might want to try Pouty Plump,

  • the new up-and-coming lip gloss line I'm working with.

  • It makes your lips bigger, it only burns a little.

  • I'm sure once they hear "sorority," they'll totally want

  • to donate free product and sponsor us.

  • Totally. What?

  • I think realistically we're not going to get the stadium in a day's notice.

  • How about the backyard?

  • We can hardly fit a hundred people there.

  • But if we charge $500 a person...

  • We'll need a great performer.

  • Well, this guy in my English class has a friend

  • who has a workout partner who is good friends with Drew Lachey.

  • Fortunately, I've contacted one of our alums who I'm hoping can help.

  • She lives in Los Angeles and works in the entertainment industry.

  • Oh, here she is now!

  • Everyone, I'd like you to please welcome back...

  • Oh, my God.

  • - Frannie!? - Hi, girls. Miss me?

  • Oh, my God, look at this place.

  • Look at you guys.

  • Laura! Hi.

  • Well, Frannie, I haven't seen you since...

  • you tried to have me expelled.

  • But it didn't work, 'cause I graduated, so... yay.

  • I'm sorry about that, Ash.

  • But congratulations, though!

  • So, yeah, it's been a while.

  • Yes, it has.

  • So, um, what exactly are you up to now?

  • Oh, I actually work at CAA.

  • Chi Alpha Alpha?

  • Creative Artists Agency.

  • One of the world's largest talent agencies.

  • You thought this organization had secrets?

  • Oh, wow. They rep all the big names.

  • Reese, Alyssa, Hillary.

  • - They're all over US Weekly. - Frannie came here to help out.

  • - It's what I do. I represent. - For which sorority?

  • We all know I wasn't a model ZBZ my last two years.

  • My leaving and starting the I-Kaps was bad, I know.

  • So when Rebecca called and said you guys were nominated for the Golden Lily,

  • - I pulled a weekend vacay. - We're throwing a benefit concert

  • - for the Amazon red-eyed tree frogs. - Oh, Mary Beth's fave.

  • Wow, I can't believe I actually still remember that.

  • Well, we're pretty much all set, except for booking a performer,

  • but Laura is close, personal friends with Drew Lachey...

  • Not gonna happen. He's doing a reality bass fishing show in Wyoming.

  • I helped package it. I don't want to step on any toes,

  • but I could get a guest performer.

  • Maybe... Justin Bieber?

  • - Seriously? - Seriously?! I love him!

  • The kid owes me for a booking I did. It's just a matter of making a call.

  • - Well, we might... - Bieber me.

  • So you know that dream where you're naked and the whole school is laughing at you?

  • They're applauding, but go on.

  • Well, Trip and some of his crew, they made that come true for Dale.

  • - And then they kicked him out. - They dung him out?

  • Yeah. I'm so tired of their crap. I'm gonna quit, too.

  • Wait, so you're caving to those losers propping up Trip?

  • For a guy who talks about wanting to make a difference and change the world,

  • Cal, you're just not showing me that much.

  • It's not the world. It's a fraternity.

  • Of which you've been a member for over two years.

  • The purpose of the house is to build guys up, not tear them down.

  • Oh, not anymore. We've become that cliché, jerk fraternity that everybody hates.

  • Well, then do something about it. For the house and for Dale.

  • Tackle Trip and those guys head on and be a leader. Trust me, you're doing them a favor.

  • Like you helping Rusty?

  • Can't you just find out what your dad's company is gonna do with it?

  • It would mean talking to my parents.

  • You mean, "tackling the problem head on"?

  • As you can see, the Kappa Tau house truly is a historical landmark.

  • That's what I'm here to find out.

  • An historical grant would definitely help repair

  • and preserve this natural wonder.

  • Not that these gentlemen are desperate.

  • Thank God you're here. This is the Lasker Parkes,

  • world-renowned software mogul, and this is his birthplace.

  • Well, no, actually, that would be Punta Gorda, Florida.

  • But this room is where I got the idea for my first educational application, "Piece of Math."

  • You see, I was tutoring some sorority girls.

  • - You called my dad? - Yeah. And he came right away. Is he great or what?

  • - "Let's talk. Evan." - Let's not talk Evan.

  • Have I showed you our historical asbestos?

  • - Come this way. - Right this way.

  • Rebecca! I can't believe you invited Frannie.

  • - You hated her! - A necessary evil. I want that Golden Lily.

  • You used Frannie's playbook with Tegan and it worked.

  • I skipped the playbook and called the coach. And she delivered.

  • What makes you think we can trust her? I mean, Justin Bieber?

  • A Bieber in the hand is worth two Lacheys in the bush.

  • - I don't know what that means. - Look, if she double-crosses us,

  • we blame her publicly and get Nationals' sympathy vote.

  • Oh! Sorry.

  • - Looks serious. - Actually, it is.

  • - Becks and I were just talking about... - Bieber, Bieber!

  • Can't wait. Thank you, Frannie!

  • How crazy is this, huh?

  • You, me, Ash, all back here from the real world.

  • - So where are you living now? - Upstairs. I'm the house mom.

  • Oh. Great. Anyway, um,

  • Ashleigh and I are gonna hit up Dobler's, catch up.

  • - Why don't you come? - Ashleigh, really?

  • Yeah, I can't. There's still a lot of Golden Lily stuff to do.

  • We can do that, too. I need to get you up to speed on the rider in Justin's contract.

  • - A rider is... - I know what a rider is, I am in law school.

  • You're in law school? See, we have so much to catch up on. And it'll be on CAA.

  • I'll just say I'm doing research for a series about the Greek system or some crap like that.

  • Yeah. Look, Frannie, last week Rebecca won the Pledge Talent Show

  • by using the same slutty dance you made her do when she was a pledge.

  • And then I hear she threatened to burn down the Gamma Psi house again.

  • - What do you mean again? - The point is, Rebecca is going a little...

  • you, and it's starting to affect the pledges.

  • And I worry you being here, giving her tips from your playbook,

  • - it's just gonna make things worse. - That was the old me.

  • - I've changed. - We'll see about that.

  • - OK, who's ready for alumni lady drinks? - I could use a drink.

  • Whoa! This is where you grew up?

  • - You are Lex Luthor. - I heard that.

  • Just like I had to hear NPR's Science Friday the whole drive down.

  • All right, so here's the deal.

  • I'm letting my parents think I'm here to make amends.

  • So don't bring up the wire right away.

  • - So you're lying to them? - Rusty,

  • this is how you deal with them. You don't tip your hand too soon.

  • All right? Just let me handle it.

  • - Evan? - Mom.

  • - You look good. - Thanks.

  • - Your hair's shorter. - It's been a year.

  • - So who is this? - Oh, this is my buddy, Rusty Cartwright.

  • - Yeah, good buddies. - Cartwright? Um...

  • - Stacy's brother? - Casey.

  • - Casey. - Right.

  • - Is Dad home? - Oh, he'll be around.

  • Come on in. We'll get reacquainted.

  • Thank you.

  • Rusty.

  • - So, Evan, how's law school? - It's good.

  • You still thinking about running for office one day?

  • I have a friend in our state senator's...

  • Actually, I think I'm gonna practice law instead.

  • Mm. That's good water, Mrs. Chambers.

  • It's the best I've ever had.

  • So, um, what are your favorite classes?

  • Uh, constitutional law's interesting.

  • Torts. Contract law.

  • You know, one of the contracts the company signed

  • was for a self-healing wire that Rusty here invented.

  • Yeah. He was wondering what you're gonna use it for.

  • So this isn't just a friendly visit?

  • All right. You're up.

  • Well, as the inventor, I was hoping that you could...

  • A year goes by, we don't see you,

  • and now you just show up to talk about electronics?

  • - It's not just electronics. - If I'd known this was a business meal,

  • - I would have come prepared. - Jonathan...

  • Excuse me.

  • - What are you doing? - I'm helping you with your stupid wire.

  • - What's it look like? - It looks like you're trying to piss off your parents.

  • Back off, Rusty. I'm doing this for you, OK?

  • So just shut up and let me handle it.

  • So, law school! That was always the original plan, right?

  • Are you back to the original plan with Evan Chambers?

  • Actually, I'm with Cappie.

  • Oh. Great.

  • And you, you're already an agent.

  • - Didn't you just graduate last year? - I slept my way to the top.

  • That was a joke.

  • We need some drinks! What is up with the service today?

  • - It was never this bad when I worked here. - You worked here?

  • Yeah, for, like, a week or two.

  • Then I got fired for breaking in. But I think they're over it.

  • So I'm gonna go grab us some drinks. Maybe even on the house.

  • Ash, I can do it. I can really... I can... OK.

  • I guess even after a year, things are still awkward with us.

  • - I'm really trying. - Why?

  • Because you're the reason I'm here.

  • - Me? - Don't look so surprised. I sent you like a dozen emails

  • after I graduated, but you never responded.

  • Rebecca told me she called you, I didn't realize it was from downstairs.

  • I thought coming here would give us a chance to reconnect.

  • You and I were friends once, and so much has changed.

  • - I'm a different person. - Yeah, I'm different, too.

  • I mean, I'm still here. That's the same.

  • And I'm still living in the house. That's the same, too.

  • - But I'm different in so many other ways. - I'm sure you are.

  • I just wanted you to know that I've missed you.

  • OK, so the girl at the bar

  • still seemed really mad at me.

  • So I guess they're not over it.

  • Oh, God, you don't think they spit in it, do you?

  • How about a beer in a bottle instead?

  • There is only true messiah, and his name is Jesus.

  • There is only one.

  • Hey, Dale. What are you doing?

  • Reacquainting myself with the only institution that ever accepted me.

  • OK, look. Omega Chi did not reject you.

  • - A few bad apples did. - Trip's more of an orange.

  • Like a blood orange I'd like to squeeze dry.

  • OK. Well, yeah, let's not take this lying down.

  • The whole house humiliated me.

  • Trip and his friends are not the whole house.

  • They took everything that was good away from Omega Chi,

  • and I want it back, but I cannot do it alone.

  • Do whatever you want, but don't expect any help from me.

  • I've turned down my collars, I'm done.

  • - What about the future Mrs. Dale Kettlewell? - I've hung that up, too.

  • I'm don't think Laura's an option now that I'm not an Omega Chi.

  • Uh, well, I don't know about Laura, but what about

  • all the things that you learned at Omega Chi?

  • Brotherhood? Honor? All that?

  • Why should I believe it if they don't?

  • The only reason I rushed is 'cause Evan said loyalty and camaraderie

  • make fraternities more than just a place to drink beer and chase girls.

  • - I can't believe I ever bought any of that bunk. - It's not bunk to me.

  • At least it wasn't. I don't think it has to be.

  • ...Jesus Christ!

  • So your mother's very happy

  • that you agreed to spend the night.

  • Well, you know, she's hard to say no to.

  • Well, you came all this way to talk business, let's talk business.

  • Before you get too excited, we buy dozens of patents

  • for healing cable insulation, and the crap never pans out.

  • - So we scrap it. - My wire doesn't just heal its insulation, it keeps conducting.

  • We're not looking for creative control or net profit participation,

  • but by involving the original creator, you have access to the origins...

  • No offense, but why do I need access to the original origins?

  • The past is irrelevant. I own it.

  • Evan, you're appealing to me personally when...

  • Personal relationships always take a back seat to professional ones.

  • I forgot that one, Dad. That's the Chambers rule, isn't it?

  • You couldn't have called us once? In a year?

  • We're your parents.

  • Yeah, it's not exactly like my phone was ringing off the hook.

  • - No one's asked me how I've been doing on my own. - I know how you're doing.

  • You live in a five-by-nine dorm room, $304 in your checking account,

  • good grades, despite getting your butt trounced by your ex in mock trial last week.

  • - You've been spying on me? - Checking up on my son.

  • None of your sons are even speaking to you.

  • Do you think that's all on us?

  • Maybe you and Mom should take a look at yourselves for a change.

  • Maybe we should just talk about the wire.

  • I don't wanna talk about your damn wire! I wanna talk to my son!

  • Good night, Dad.

  • - Well? - I'm sorry, guys.

  • The inspector is determined that she's not gonna declare our house a historical landmark.

  • And that's not even the bad part.

  • She also said the house should be condemned.

  • Condemned?! Is this about the rat problem?

  • Tell her we just recently lost our pet snake.

  • No, the whole house is the problem.

  • It either has to be fixed up or it'll have to be torn down.

  • - Torn down?! - The city can't risk somebody getting hurt in there.

  • - What about in here? - Wait. Can we appeal?

  • - My girlfriend makes straight As in law school. - There is one solution.

  • If Nationals won't pay for repairs, suppose somebody just buys it from them,

  • - fixes it up? - Yeah, who'd give a bat's ass about KT?

  • - I meant me. - You'd do that?

  • Well, I don't throw my money around at just any cause,

  • but if my house is about to hit the wrecking ball, then yeah, I would do that.

  • Lasker's buying the house. We're saved!

  • Goodbye, Shanty Tau!

  • Oh, my God, I didn't want to say anything,

  • but I've been praying for it.

  • Well, your prayers have been answered.

  • The Amazing Spider-Man doesn't look too amazed.

  • - Papa Parkes just saved the house. - It's great.

  • I'm just used to it. My dad saving the day is kind of a recurring theme in my life.

  • - You want to get out of here? - You don't want to stay and celebrate?

  • You know how many times I've saved this dump?

  • Besides, I know a sorority where the food is hot

  • and the women are cold.

  • No. No, they're both hot. Come on. Let's go.

  • Adequate.

  • More flowers over here.

  • Who's on pillow poofing? Poofier! Poofier!

  • - Heather, I love that top. - Thanks, Rebecca.

  • It looks just like the one JWOWW wore when she was beating up that girl in that club.

  • Go change now. The Council will be here any minute.

  • You know, Becks, in managing people,

  • I've learned you get a lot more out of them if you at least pretend to respect them.

  • Oh, really? Is that why your IKI house turned into a bunch of slutty losers

  • and totally imploded? Was it your management skills?

  • Wow.

  • The old me never said anything that bitchy.

  • Yes, you did. To Laura. Sophomore year.

  • Why do you think she bites her nails?

  • Hey. So this is pretty exciting, isn't it?

  • Four ZBZ presidents coming together to make this the number one chapter in the nation.

  • - Yeah, you're goin' down, Guam. - OK, we have a small problem.

  • - Bieber canceled. - What?!

  • He's flying to New York to do The View.

  • - Oh, my God. - Well, how do you say no to Whoopi?

  • - I knew this was too good to be true. - OK, relax.

  • - It's not the Golden Globes. - No, it's just the Golden Lily.

  • - It's bigger for us. - That is so sad.

  • You know what's sad, is you coming here and messing with us all over again.

  • - Once a sociopath, always... - Rebecca...

  • OK, the only reason you're even president of this stupid house

  • is because I courted you, poodle!

  • Oh, my God, what's happening to me?

  • I don't know, I mean, you're just so totally different.

  • I was trying to help!

  • - Madame President! Welcome! - Hello!

  • Thank you. Oh, sisters, it is so wonderful to be here

  • at such an impressive chapter. And to think, Justin Bieber, too!

  • - I can't wait! - Oh, neither can we!

  • Hey.

  • I should have known you weren't helping me out of the goodness of your heart.

  • And I shouldn't have let my feelings get in the way last night.

  • I should have just stuck to the facts like any good lawyer.

  • Instead of caring about my mom and dad.

  • And Rebecca. That's what you meant about putting

  • personal stuff second, right?

  • Whatever.

  • It's probably a good thing that you got that off your chest.

  • You obviously wanted to show them you don't need them.

  • I don't need them. But they already knew that.

  • They've been stalking me this whole time.

  • I don't think they're stalking you. It's more like checking up.

  • It's like me with my wire. I saw it through breakthroughs

  • and setbacks, and one time, it lanced my nipple.

  • But even when it ticked me off, I stuck with it.

  • I'm not trying to control it, I can't, it isn't mine anymore.

  • I just want to make sure that it'll be OK.

  • - Is there a point in there? - So you can either accept them for who they are

  • and know that they care about you, or you can keep them out of your life for good.

  • - So, what are gonna do about your wire? - My wire's gone.

  • But you can still get your parents back.

  • Just let me bring in someone else!

  • I think the guy from Castle is visiting his grandmother in Toledo.

  • - I can make a call. - In an hour? Just stop.

  • You're not going to do that, just like you were never going to get Bieber.

  • I had Justin Bieber.

  • Then how did you lose him? You said you were his agent!

  • OK, technically, I never said I was his agent. Or an agent at all.

  • I'm an assistant. And when he found out the call was coming from me

  • and not one of the agents, the little pipsqueak bailed for The View.

  • You let us think that you were his agent and that this could've really happen!

  • That is so typical you. You haven't changed at all.

  • So I embellished a little to impress you,

  • but you're so stuck seeing everything the way you always did.

  • Casey, you're the only person who hasn't changed!

  • Hey, everybody! Kappa Tau is saved.

  • Do you guys have any of that honey ham I like?

  • Proving my point.

  • I can't believe you're still dating this guy.

  • And I can't believe I actually still care.

  • I so seriously need to get back to LA.

  • Oh, it's nice to see you, too, Frannie.

  • This is Pledge Spidey. Please don't turn him to stone.

  • We lost Bieber. If we ever had him.

  • No Bieber? Oh, that blows.

  • I mean, I have a friend

  • who wanted an autograph.

  • What?

  • Cap, can we borrow him?

  • That concludes old business.

  • Which brings us to Saturday's mixer.

  • I'm hearing the ladies of Tri-Pi are chomping at the bit to score with you gentlemen.

  • - What gentlemen? - Oh, are we getting another one

  • of those patented Owens diatribes?

  • If you don't like it here, you can leave.

  • - You know what? I think I will. - Don't do that.

  • Speaking of people who can't take a hint...

  • Can it, Prince Harry.

  • You're gonna hear me out. I trusted you guys as my brothers.

  • And Trip, you were my big brother, the most sacred role of all.

  • And you lied to my face every day for months.

  • - You made me feel like an ass. - A big one.

  • Seriously, guys?

  • Don't you see the guts that it took for him to come down here and face you?

  • That's courage!

  • That is the Omega Chi that I want to be a part of.

  • Without it, we're just a bunch of guys who drink beer and chase girls.

  • Sometimes guys. Don't you want to be more than that?

  • To be honest,

  • me and the rest of the pledges,

  • we really got close to Dale,

  • and we kinda miss him.

  • Did anyone ask the pledges to speak?

  • Hold up. The pledges are gonna be running this house in a few years.

  • We should at least hear them out.

  • I'm just saying Dale's a funny guy.

  • He's cool.

  • He didn't deserve to get the boot.

  • Especially the way we booted him.

  • Seriously? You guys...

  • That was a wonderful poached salmon, Mr. and Mrs. Chambers.

  • - And you have a beautiful home. - Well, thank you. You take care.

  • Good luck with all your future projects.

  • So, uh, we still have a little more negotiating to do.

  • - Evan, please just stop... - I'm not coming home for Thanksgiving.

  • I will consider every other Christmas,

  • and I don't want your money.

  • - What do you want? - I want to be able to call

  • and talk to you about my life,

  • about how I screwed up another relationship,

  • and the fact that I have been doing law school on my own,

  • and how hard that's been.

  • Deal.

  • I'm proud of you, son.

  • I love you guys.

  • Uh, there is one more thing.

  • Bieber! Bieber! Bieber!

  • - Do you think this will work? - I have no idea.

  • I'm gonna pretend you just said "hell, yes!"

  • Y'all ready to save some frogs?!

  • - Hey. - It's going well, isn't it?

  • Um, I think I just signed FART as a client...

  • whose name I'm going to change tomorrow.

  • So it's all good, no thanks to Frannie.

  • Can you believe she had the nerve to say I'm the one who hasn't changed?

  • - Well, you know Frannie... - You definitely know her

  • and you don't even seem to care about all the horrible stuff she did to you.

  • Well, it was a year ago. I'm over it.

  • - Why am I not? - Because of ZBZ.

  • Because you still really care about this place.

  • And ZBZ means a lot to me, too.

  • It was a great chance to hang out with you and all our friends,

  • and being president was cool.

  • Cool? For me, it was... transformative.

  • Is it wrong to want to give back to the place that gave me so much of who I am today?

  • No, it's not wrong, but how much more are you planning to give?

  • How amazing is that! I even got us an autograph.

  • I think he spelled his name wrong, but hey, he's only 16.

  • Can't wait to hear your decision, Madame President.

  • Oh, we'll be in touch.

  • - Pretty awesome, big sis. - I know, right?

  • So you pulled off another signature ZBZ caper.

  • Yeah, I guess you were right about me.

  • - Some things never change. - How could they?

  • I've been gone a year, I'm an assistant at CAA

  • and I'm back here for 24 hours and suddenly I'm calling people "poodle"

  • and worrying about who did what for some stupid Golden Lily.

  • - It's not stupid. - After a while, we have to let it go.

  • You know, here, all of that stuff, the mixers, the formals,

  • the fraternity sweethearts... it's life and death.

  • But once you leave, I mean really leave,

  • it all becomes nice memories.

  • For the most part.

  • I guess you can't be nostalgic for something you've never left.

  • So I have to leave early in the morning.

  • Get back to the office, cover my ass over the whole Bieber thing.

  • Frannie?

  • Email me when you get back to LA.

  • This is Frannie.

  • Oh, I'm in Ohio. But tomorrow, I'll be gone like LeBron.

  • I know, right?

  • What, you need help with a satellite now?

  • Apparently my advisor, Professor Hastings, got a call from your dad.

  • He said Chambers lnternational is pouring a ton of money into my wire.

  • They really believe in it.

  • That's great news.

  • Look, man, I really gotta study. I'm kind of...

  • He said I could be a part of the project when I graduate.

  • Wow.

  • - Just like that? - Yeah.

  • Did you talk to them? Well, apparently,

  • your dad referred to me as "Evan's friend."

  • - Friend? - Yeah, it creeped me out, too.

  • Told you I could negotiate.

  • Well, anyways, thanks.

  • You, too.

  • I'm gonna step down.

  • They want Dale, so clearly I don't have the support of the brothers.

  • But you do.

  • So you can be president again.

  • Happy?

  • No.

  • You see, we're pledge brothers.

  • And I remember when you weren't out to get people, you actually had their backs.

  • - Like who? - Me.

  • Like the time when I got flowers in front of the entire house,

  • and I was horrified, and you said, "Flowers from a guy?

  • That's cool."

  • That set the tone for the rest of the house.

  • Everyone was cool, thanks to you. I never forgot that.

  • So all of my "patented diatribes?"

  • I just want what's best for the house.

  • For it to be a real brotherhood.

  • Like you used to.

  • And I don't need to be president to do that.

  • So keep your job.

  • Just try and remember what it's for.

  • And that's my last diatribe.

  • Hey, house mom. The whole house is going to Dobler's Friday night

  • to wait for the Golden Lily vote. You're coming, right?

  • I think I'm gonna pass.

  • I thought you'd be excited. You were such a huge help.

  • Oh, really? Even though you went with another coach's playbook?

  • Right, well, you don't have to hire an exorcist.

  • - I'm not turning into Frannie, OK? - Really? I hadn't noticed.

  • I might have used some of her tactics.

  • The difference is she never cared about this house the way I do now.

  • Now that what, you don't have Evan to care about?

  • That's not it at all.

  • I'm just saying, there are better ways to show you care.

  • You wanted to show that you were a good leader.

  • I think maybe part of that is leading by example.

  • - I think I'm a great example. - Mm-hm...

  • Maybe I could tone it down a little.

  • But I can't promise it won't happen again.

  • I've had my share of psycho sorority sister moments in my day,

  • putting you through hell most of your pledging.

  • So enjoy this place while you're here,

  • because one day you're gonna go off into the big bad world,

  • and there won't be little sisters to ream or Golden Lilies to get crazy over.

  • Guess I'll do a shot for you if we win the Lily.

  • I know we'll...

  • - I know you'll win it. - Oh, we totally will.

  • That is, if little Tyler Gentrie-Manning ever wants to see his nana again.

  • - Um... - Kidding.

  • Well, I'm off to meet Ash for coffee.

  • See you later, Becks.

  • So I take it the evil empire isn't using your wire

  • to create nuclear warheads or cause oil spills?

  • Actually, they're gonna let me work on it when I graduate.

  • - That's great! - In exchange for what?

  • Your kidney? Your first born?

  • No, Evan totally helped me out.

  • From one nerd to another, I'm glad you got your wire back.

  • I'm happy we got our house back. Thank your dad for me when you talk to him.

  • Yeah. My dad's the hero once again.

  • Hey, Cap, I got this letter for you from the university.

  • It goes in the extra TP stack, right?

  • No, I'll take it.

  • What's up with him?

  • - Daddy issues. - I get it.

  • It's like Evan. Sometimes guys do stuff to piss off their dads.

  • You know, the attacks on KT, it all started rush night, right?

  • - Yep. - And we were looking for someone who had the know-how

  • - to mess with Joshua Whopper. - And you thought it was Dale?

  • Because he's a big nerd, right.

  • Well, maybe we were looking at the wrong nerd.

  • Maybe young Mr. Parkes...

  • is our Villain X.

  • Spidey? We can totally trust him. He loves this house.

  • Hey, don't you think?

  • Cap?

  • What's that?

  • It's nothing.

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