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  • Oh my God, what's wrong?

  • Nothing is wrong.

  • You said you needed to talk. Are you okay?

  • I'm fine; I just have news.

  • What news? Which news? (mumbles)

  • Don't freak out, don't freak out.

  • Okay, calm down, I'm not going to freak out. Just tell me.

  • Promise you won't freak out?

  • Stop, look at me, I'm chill AF. (AF stands for as fuck)

  • I'm dating Josh.

  • But you're mine.

  • Obviously.

  • Do you know how lucky you are?

  • Do you... do you know how lucky you are?

  • I just... I just don't want to lose you.

  • Don't be dumb.

  • And if you ever hurt her, I will kill you.

  • Wait, wait, you still love me the most, right?

  • Always, forever, always.

  • Dude, wait. You know, honestly, man, I'm like really happy Colleen is dating you.

  • You're like, a really good guy, man.

  • You can't forget about me.

  • I won't!

  • Let me tell you something.

  • Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.

  • If you even look at another girl, I don't give an F if it's your sister, okay?

  • I will destroy you.

  • Wait, I'm still your soulmate, right?

  • Of course.

  • Okay.

  • Oh my God, what are we watching?

  • Oh.

  • This is so great.

  • (mumbles) I'm just really happy she found you. Let me talk. I'm just...

  • You're great.

  • Okay, listen. I didn't want to bring this up because it's a little bit awkward and I know, I get it.

  • It's like... it's a little bit of a third wheel situation going on, and...

  • Yeah.

  • You need to leave.

  • Me?

  • Sorry.

  • Go ahead.

  • - Have you seen this part before? It's so good. - I know. It's so us.

  • I love her!

  • Aww, babe, I love you too.

  • You're like, my favorite person ever.

  • Oh, stop, promise?

  • Promise, obviously, F this guy.

  • Honestly, who do you think you are?

  • Yeah, this is my wife.

  • That's my wife right there!

  • Don't worry, he knows his place.

  • (crosstalk)

  • Seriously, babe, it means so much that you took time out of your schedule just to be with me.

  • Guys, we are so cute.

  • Oh, I know!

  • Yay, us!

  • Oh my God, babe, I got a plus one to this event.

  • That's awesome, babe, I can't wait to...

  • Oh my God, what are we going to wear?

  • I am so excited!

  • I hope we're friends forever.

  • I don't know what I'd do without you.

  • Gross.

  • Stop!

  • Okay, I love you, too, babe.

  • I love you.

  • I love you, too.

  • You're so beautiful.

  • Aww, you're so handsome.

  • Thank you. You're my forever sunshine.

  • Aww, that's so cute.

  • When I saw you today, it was like the first time...

  • Aww, that's so romantic.

  • You're my forever moonshine.

  • I like that.

  • Yeah, it's like alcohol, but also, it's a moon.

  • Right.

  • It's like my two favorite things.

  • It's like ying and yang, it's the opposites, but they belong together.

  • Hope you enjoyed that video!

  • Thank you so much.

  • (crosstalk)

  • They're so wonderful, they have awesome channels, so make sure you check out the links in the description to see Josh's and Colleen's channels because they're awesome sauce.

  • If you like this video, make sure you give it a thumbs up.

  • Make sure you comment below and check out my last video right there.

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  • All of the links are in the description.

  • Other than that, make sure you subscribe because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday.

  • I'm going to do my very complicated outro, do you guys...

  • Yes. Okay, ready? One love.

  • Superwoman... that is a wrap.

  • And, zoop! Thanks, bye!

  • (crosstalk)

  • You're so manly.

  • So I'm sun, and you're moon.

  • ...shut the fuck up...

  • Why is this happening?

Oh my God, what's wrong?

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