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  • (silence)

  • ♪ (old-school video game music) ♪

  • ♪ (metal music) ♪

  • "Typing of the Dead: Overkill?"

  • "Now with custom dictionaries."

  • There's gonna be a lot of shooting and killing, I think.

  • I'm terrible with games.

  • (Finebros) This is a shooting game,

  • but you type words to fire the weapon.

  • Oh, wow.

  • I might be okay at this, actually.

  • I'm not the fastest typist, but I'll try.

  • I hope I'm gonna finally do really well on a game.

  • I'm not familiar with the keyboard,

  • but I have typed as much as 80 words a minute in my...

  • (gloating) ...in my vast experience.

  • ♪ (rap music) ♪

  • "The Pink Pussy Cat." Okay.

  • (narrator) Varla Guns, a voluptuous vixen vowing violent vengeance.

  • I love the alliteration.

  • (Varla) Papa Caesar, you'd better pray

  • those fucking pigs catch up with you before I do.

  • There are other adjectives to describe pigs!

  • I like her.

  • This is intense.

  • Oh boy, she's a toughie.

  • Kick the door down!

  • There we go. Atta girl!

  • Get 'em, sweetheart.

  • This definitely is a B budget movie in the '70s.

  • All right! I like this girl.

  • - ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪ - Oh my god.

  • - (gunfire) - Whoa.

  • (Varla) Fuck kid, didn't your momma teach you to knock?

  • Oh Varla, I'm sorry.

  • I thought I heard Jasper's car pulling up outside

  • and couldn't wait to see him.

  • A sweet, little innocent girl and the bad ass girl.

  • (Varla) Fuck! Where are my keys?

  • Oh, that's a problem for everybody.

  • (kid) Coco and Sindy took your bike.

  • (Varla) Anything else I should know?

  • - (kid) Just that. - (snarling)

  • Oh, a zombie.

  • Oh, no! A zombie.

  • - (cocking rifle) - Blast him. Blast him.

  • Okay, he's down.

  • (startled) Oh! Oh, here are the zombies.

  • - Kill 'em! - (gun blast)

  • At it! Hey, yay, yay.

  • There's zombies in da house.

  • (narrator) Get ready to get titillated, tantalized, and teased...

  • Oh dear.

  • ..by tassel tittied temptresses.

  • (laughing)

  • (narrator) But beware! These kittens have claws.

  • (laughing)

  • Oh, yeah, plenty of titillation in this one.

  • - (narrator) Naked Terror! - "Naked Terror."

  • - (narrator) Adults only. - I'm an adult.

  • Yes, both hands on the control.

  • (narrator) Keep both hands on the controller.

  • What controller?

  • (laughter)

  • Oh, I like this.

  • (zombies snarl)

  • Oh, no!

  • (Varla) Hey! Artists only backstage.

  • (Finebros) You're playing now. The game has started.

  • I am? Oh, I'm supposed to pick "Bone yard" or "Pawing?"

  • (Finebros) No, you're actually supposed to type the words

  • you see on the screen.

  • Oh, I type in the words.

  • (gun blasts)

  • (zombie yowls)

  • (splatter)

  • (kid) And strippers!

  • (zombie snarls)

  • (Finebros) Jon, you're playing now.

  • - I'm playing? - (Finebros) Yeah.

  • What am I supposed to do?

  • (Finebros) You have to type those words on the screen.

  • - Oh. - (zombie growls)

  • (gun blasts)

  • (zombie growls)

  • (gun blasts)

  • (zombie moans)

  • "Dipshit."

  • (gun blasts)

  • (zombie croaks)

  • Yay!

  • Oh my goodness.

  • Oh, "You heaving fuckwit."

  • (chuckling) What the heck?

  • "Meat... spin."

  • P-L-U-N-G-E-D.

  • It does make you type fast.

  • (gun blasts)

  • I'm just going in reading order.

  • (splattering)

  • Oh. (scoffs)

  • - (zombie moans) - (gun blasts)

  • (blood splatters)

  • Oh-ho-ho!

  • I'm glad it's not on my home computer.

  • (zombie shrieks)

  • I'd have the FBI coming here.

  • I dunno what this word is.

  • - (gun blasts) - (zombie shrieks)

  • (gun blasts)

  • (zombie snarls viciously)

  • Oh, "Gilt..."

  • (bullets ping off walls)

  • Oh, why in the--?

  • (gun blasts)

  • "Gilt-edged chicken fucker." Oh, quit it.

  • (gun blasts)

  • (excitedly) Ooh!

  • - (zombie croaks) - (imitates croaking)

  • I'm just warmin' up.

  • "Sub... Sub-dom," okay.

  • "Man meat."

  • You got "Tits." (chuckles)

  • "Hugh... (snickers) Jass."

  • "Fuck me sideways?" Oh, that could hurt.

  • - (gun blasts) - (zombie shrieks)

  • Oh, get outta here.

  • - Oop! - (narrator) You're dead!

  • Ooh, well, okay.

  • (Finebros) Restarting cuts your points in half.

  • - Oh, sure. - (cash register rings)

  • (gun blasts)

  • (zombies snarl)

  • - (narrator) Violence. - Oh! Oh-ho-ho.

  • This is not easy.

  • (zombie moans)

  • (kid) Ew! Wash your hands.

  • "Wank." I know what that means.

  • "Ass."

  • "Footlong," and it's not a hot dog.

  • (zombie growls)

  • - (gun blasts) - "Porn... flick."

  • Oh my goodness. Who's playing this game?

  • "Gasping... (chuckling) for a shag."

  • Can't they teach you to type something clean?

  • (zombie snarls)

  • - (chuckling) - (gun blasts)

  • "Anal probe."

  • "Dripping" and "Cooter," huh?

  • "Dripping" and, uh, I'm getting the hang of it.

  • (laughing) "Butt munch."

  • Some of these things I know are evil words,

  • but I don't know what they mean.

  • All this talent to create thi and this is what--

  • this is what they come up with.

  • "Cum stain." Uh-oh. Gettin' nasty.

  • - But that's okay. - (zombie shrieks)

  • (gun blasts)

  • I'm not pronouncing that one out loud.

  • Okay, I'm going out the backdoor.

  • (Varla) What kind of asshole locks a fire exit?

  • (civilian) Don't touch me! Don't fucking touch me!

  • "Save the civilian." Who's the civilian?

  • (gun blasts)

  • Oh, good.

  • (zombie snarls)

  • - (gun blasts) - "Balls deep."

  • What the hell is... "Queef?"

  • F-I-N-G-E-R-E-D. Okay.

  • Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh!

  • (zombies snarl in distance)

  • Okay, let's see if I can light 'em up.

  • "Jizz," oh-- whoops.

  • - (narrator) You're dead. - NO! No, that's cheating.

  • They're cheating.

  • (Finebros) Press "yes" if you want to continue.

  • - (cash register rings) - Okay.

  • - (gun blasts) - "Bum cheek."

  • "Bearded... clam."

  • We all know what a cock is, right?

  • (zombie groans)

  • (chuckles)

  • L, E, H.

  • Oooh, dear, dear, dear, dear, dear.

  • "Plonk--" I don't know what that word means.

  • (zombie snarls)

  • (Varla) That's my stage, bitch!

  • Oh, no. She's mad about that.

  • (zombie growls)

  • I think some of these words are for parts of the body.

  • Oh, jeez.

  • C-I-U-L, I don't know what that is.

  • "Lick me," I know what that is.

  • (Varla) What? Are you kidding me?

  • This doesn't count as a fucking emergency?

  • (zombie snarls)

  • Who designs this stuff?

  • "Jack Ass." That's acceptable.

  • "Unicorns are horny," huh?

  • There's a lot of zombies in this place.

  • Men just-- even when they're dead,

  • they still are going after girls.

  • - Uh, R, A, N. - (zombie snarls)

  • Ah, okay, F-U...

  • (gun blasts)

  • And "Big dong."

  • "Cock snot."

  • I never heard of that word before.

  • (gun fire)

  • (disgusted scream and laughter)

  • I'm not saying that word.

  • (gun blasts)

  • What the hell is a "birth cannon?"

  • (narrator) You are dead. (cackling)

  • It's just an awful, ugly game.

  • That's not something I would want to spend a lot of time doing.

  • We know what "room time" is.

  • (laughing)

  • This thing is funny, man.

  • What's the age group is this targeting?

  • Where are all those little zombies?

  • Come on, "Piss take."

  • I don't know what that word means,

  • I don't know what that word means,

  • and I don't know what that word means.

  • "Smeg Head?"

  • What the hell's a "smeg head"? (laughing)

  • (zombie snarls)

  • (narrator) You are dead.

  • I'm dead already.

  • Too much vulgarity for me. It's just not my thing.

  • (typing)

  • Oh, H. I missed the H.

  • (gun blasts)

  • - (narrator) You are dead. - (groans) You sucker.

  • (narrator cackles)

  • - Goddamn it. - (cash register rings)

  • This would help your keyboarding skills,

  • I will say that for it.

  • "Private dan--", oh no.

  • Please don't be dancing privately.

  • The only good zeke is a dead zeke,

  • head shots and knee shots.

  • Uh-oh. Uh-oh, there's more?

  • Is she still gonna be innocent when this is over?

  • (monster growls)

  • (Varla) Right. Which one of you bitches has my fucking keys?

  • Ew! Ewwww!

  • Oh, that's a nasty bitch, alright.

  • Damn it, Sindy!

  • Have you lost weight?

  • - (chuckling) - Where's your little fuck buddy?

  • (in game: chittering)

  • Ewwww! Oh god, it's Mini-Me.

  • That looks like Jabba the Hut.

  • A big fat pig monster.

  • (kid) Look at Sindy's stomach.

  • Ooh, what's in it?

  • - (Varla) Oh, fucking gross! - Oh, it's the keys.

  • - (kid) What do we do now? - Ew!

  • (Varla) We take those bitches down.

  • We take those bitches down, right!

  • How crude.

  • It's super disgusting and it's getting worse.

  • "Boss health," "boss attack--" what's that?

  • "Mesmeric."

  • "V-I-- Viscous."

  • - (gun blasts) - (bullet ricochets)

  • Oh, that's a T.

  • "Spam... Spam... purse."

  • "Bukkake," oh I know what that is.

  • - (gun blasts) - (in game: chittering)

  • Okay, so these are not real words.

  • Oh, well, this is a real word.

  • "Nutsacks." (chuckling)

  • Whew! "Boobs."

  • (metallic clank)

  • Okay.

  • Okay, I got that that one, I think.

  • "Boner." (chuckling)

  • (repetitive gunfire)

  • (Sindy groans)

  • "Sex... swing--" oh, I think I know what that is.

  • - (in game: cackling) - F-U-C-K.

  • (Varla) You bitches never could dance.

  • All right, comin' down. Come on.

  • Oh, they're falling down! Oh!

  • Oh, lovely.

  • Is she dead?

  • And she squished the little one!

  • (cackles)

  • If you can't dance, stay off the floor.

  • It was fun. I had fun.

  • I loved that.

  • I liked the concept of it being a parody

  • or a satire, like Quentin Tarantino or Russ Meyers or something.

  • The violence, I don't think is something that's good for kids.

  • I don't think teens should play it

  • unless they clean up the language.

  • The favorite part for me-- I guess you would consider it

  • a part of the game-- is that I could type fast

  • and beat them.

  • I learned a lot of new words.

  • (chuckling)

  • Half those words I didn't even know what they were

  • and I think I was glad.

  • This is getting to be the lowest that I've seen of anything so far.

  • Thank you for watching us play The Typing of the Dead

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  • Bye-bye.

  • See ya!

  • Die, zombies, die!

  • ♪ (old-school video game music) ♪

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