Name: Ted Cruz Tried To Ban Dildos
Uploaded: 2016-04-18T07:05:55.000Z
Duration: 10 min 28 s
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GOOD CAUSE. WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HIM JACKING OFF FOR ANY

REASON, NO, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS IN CONNECTION WITH HIS

CRUSADE EARLY IN HIS CAREER TO DEFEND A BAN IN TEXAS ON THE

SELF-LOVE ACCESSORIES. WE WANT TO GIVE YOU THE BACKGROUND ON

THAT CASE BECAUSE IT LEADS INTO WHY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HIM

WHACKING OFF TODAY. ONE, I WOULD SAY, FUCK YOU, IF I WANT TO OWN

A DILDO I WILL OWN ONE. I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE HIV, IF I WANT TO

ONE. WHAT RIGHT IS IT OF YOURS TO SAY I CAN'T HAVE ONE?

>> IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ONE, I SUPPORT YOU.

>> IF YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP, YOU CAN STIMULATE YOUR GENITALS

ALL YOU WANT. BUT NOT WHEN YOU ARE ALONE, WHICH IS WHEN YOU

NEED THEM THE MOST IN MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE. THEY GO ON

REASONS WHY IT IS NOT IN THE GOVERNMENT'S INTEREST TO

>> IS IT TED CRUZ'S INTEREST TO BAN ALL DILDOS WHEN HE IS IN

DILDO HIMSELF? WHAT KIND OF STRANGE LEGISLATION WITH A DILDO

DOES HE SUPPORT? I FEEL LIKE TED CRUZ, FOR SOMEONE WHO CONSIDERS

THEMSELVES MORAL, SPENT A LOT OF TIME THINKING ABOUT DILDOS.

>>HE IS THE LATEST WHO WANTS TO CONTROL EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR

SEXUALITY, ESPECIALLY THE SEXUALITY THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE

HAVING INTERCOURSE. SANTORUM WANTS TO OUTLAW PORN. HE DOESN'T

THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE ACCESS TO RABBITS, OR DILDOS.

>>BUTT PLUGS. ANAL BEADS. WHAT ABOUT LUBRICANT?

>> WHAT ABOUT CONDOMS, OR FLAVORED CONDOMS?

>> SO, WHY IN THE END ARE WE TALKING ABOUT TED CRUZ'

PRACTICES? I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS PRIVATE LIFE,

THANKFULLY. BUT I WOKE UP TO THIS FROM SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T

>>DAMN. HE LIKES TO STIMULATE HIS GENITALS.

>>OH, SHIT. HE WENT TO SAY THAT TED CRUZ USES HIS PILLOW FOR

IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF HIM,

BECAUSE TED CRUZ IS A BAD GUY. BUT THERE IS ACTUALLY

PILLOW NIGHT AFTER NIGHT THE WAY TED CRUZ DID THROUGHOUT HIS

UNDERGRAD CAREER. THIS IS THE EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY OF HIS

COLLEGE ROOMMATE. TO BE FAIR, FROM WHAT I LEARNED FROM THE

HAVE TWO SOURCES. PRESUMABLY THE SECOND SOURCE WOULD BE THE

AGAIN, HE IS A BAD GUY SO WE GET TO MAKE FUN OF HIM.

>> IT IS JUST SO INCREDIBLE HOW MUCH CONSERVATIVES ARE OBSESSING

OVER OUR SEXUAL HABITS, ESPECIALLY HABITS THAT DON'T

HARM ANYONE AND ACTUALLY DO LEAD TO GOOD THINGS. MASTURBATION IS

NOT ONLY A NATURAL THING, IT LEADS TO A LOT OF STRESS RELIEF,

IT HELPS PEOPLE SLEEP. THERE IS A LOT OF RESEARCH ON THIS. I

LUNATICS, BUT HOW DO THEY TALK ABOUT THEIR MORALITY AND

HOW GREAT THEY ARE WHEN THEY ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY OBSESSING OVER

PEOPLE. I DON'T THINK ABOUT THE SEXUAL HABITS OF OTHERS, UNLESS

I WANT TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL HABITS WITH THEM. OTHERWISE I

DON'T CARE. YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE? GO-AHEAD. YOU

WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A PERSON THAT IS THE SAME SEX AS YOU, BY

NO ONE IS BEING HARMED IN THE PROCESS, OUR LEGISLATORS SHOULD

NOT BE SPENDING ANY TIME DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT

>> THE REASON WHY HE BRINGS IT UP IS BECAUSE HE IS A

ALSO, IN A TOWNHOME HE SAID THAT I DON'T THINK THAT AS A

RELIGION ON YOUR SLEEVE WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING. BUT YOU ARE TRYING

OFF NOTHING OTHER THAN A PARTICULAR EXTREME THING THAT

IS NOT REALLY IN THERE. WHEN THEIR POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY IS

SUPPOSEDLY FOUNDED ON -THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD NOT GET

INVOLVED WITH YOUR PRIVATE LIFE. WE OCCASIONALLY USE THE EXAMPLE

OF REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS. I UNDERSTAND, SOME PEOPLE DON'T

FIND THAT CONVINCING BECAUSE THEY THINK MORALY THE BABY

REPRESENTS ANOTHER PERSON. I GET IT. IN THIS CASE, FROM THE

PLUG, TO ITS MANUFACTURE, TO ITS DISTRIBUTION IN SALE, TO

TRANSPORTING IT HOME, AND TO SHOVING IT INSIDE OF YOURSELF,

WHAT POINT DOES THE GOVERNMENT HAVE ANY NEED TO BE INVOLVED IN

IF THEY ARE INVOLVED IN THE CONNECTION BETWEEN YOU AND

>> I'M CURIOUS ABOUT THEM SPECIFICALLY GOING AFTER SEX

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