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  • Oh, look at that you're holding hands with someone else that's not me.

  • How weird!

  • He's dating someone?

  • Since when?

  • But is it like serious dating or just like one of those things that's gonna fizzle out in the next month?

  • I wonder if she's met his parents yet.

  • I wonder if his mom likes her.

  • His mom would love me.

  • How could he cheat on me and destroy our hypothetical relationship like this?

  • But he's my boyfriend.

  • He just, you know, doesn't know it yet.

  • It's okay, it's okay. He just needs to kiss a few frogs before he finds his perfect princess.

  • My daydreams never anticipated this.

  • But like... what?

  • Damn, she's cute. But, I mean, I'm like cuter than her, obviously.

  • Okay, cool. Yeah, just time for me to make a date with my old friend Netflix and Ben & Jerry's.

  • My two main men.

  • I can't stop staring. This is too weird.

  • Oh, gosh, they see me staring, they see me staring... hi!

  • Act natural, just smile and pretend that you're totally not losing it inside.

  • Ah, they seem nice enough.

  • I just feel like he won't be truly happy without me by his side.

  • So really I'm just looking out for his happiness.

  • I swear, if she breaks his heart I'm gonna break her skull.

  • Actually, if they break up, I could be the rebound chick.

  • I'll be his shoulder to cry on when it all goes downhill.

  • Please break up, please break up, please break up, please break up...

  • I feel bad for wanting them to break up, but at the same time I don't.

  • Sorry not sorry.

  • He is missing out on true love by not being with me.

  • Am I morally opposed to being a side chick?

  • Yeah, yeah. I'm opposed to it.

  • But just by a little bit.

  • Oh, wow, you guys are cute. Yeah, so cute, so cute.

  • You guys have a really cute friendship!

  • Oh, no, that's not platonic at all.

  • I'm not jealous. I'm totally not jealous right now!

  • Okay, maybe I'm a teeny bit jealous.

  • Why did nobody tell me about this?

  • I should be the first one to know!

  • It's okay, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.

  • Yeah, except, only some fish are in the right age group and region of the world and personality that you're looking for.

  • You know what, I'll find a new crush to obsess over, ok?

  • How about that guy?

  • Nope, he turned around, that's my teacher.

  • If I had even an ounce of music ability, I could make a killer song right now.

  • I need to learn everything about this girl.

  • I'm smiling through the pain.

  • This is a prank, right? Am I being filmed right now?

  • Don't mind me, I'm just gonna lock myself in my room for the next 48 hours.

  • Cool, now I can be a third wheel on dinners with my crush.

  • Oh wow, she's perfect, huh? You've never seen someone with better hair? Really, never? That's so funny.

  • I object to this.

  • Why didn't he ask me for my blessing before they started dating?

  • Wow, this has been a truly great reminder of how single I am.

  • Don't mind me over here, just working on my future, adopting 30 cats.

  • Well, that's it for today guys. I hope you enjoyed the 50 thoughts you have when you realize your crush is dating someone else.

  • I don't know about you guys, but I sure have been there.

  • If you have any other thoughts by the way, leave them in the comments below. I want to read them, and see what you guys think compared to me.

  • I'm sure we all have fairly similar experiences with that stuff.

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Oh, look at that you're holding hands with someone else that's not me.

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