This deep, dark, naughty little desires that are on their mind.

You are not marrying this human stain because you are actualy in love with him, right?

Oh god, no.

Oh my,.. can't believe I just said that.

Must be something about this face.

- What if the devil decided to quit -

Fallin 1

and moved to the city of angels?

Hey boss.

Remember me?

Can I have your autograph?

Did I sold my soul to the Devil?

So the Devil made you do it, did he?

The alcohol, the drugs, the topless selfies?

The choices are on you my dear.

Pull yourself together.

Any witnesses?

Lucifer Morningstar,

is that stage name?

God given I am afraid.

Why don't you tell me something. How did she end up dying in the hellstorm of bullets and you get away without a scratch.

The benefits of immortality.

What will your corrupt little organization do about this?

We are done here.

Someone out there need to be punished.

Stop caring, you are the devil.

I think you have a visitor.

Amenadiel

Your return to the underworld has been requested.

Let me just check my calendar.

Here it is the 7th of never through to the 15th ain't gonna happen, how does that work for you guys?

Try it, if you thing father is upset now..

He will not be mercifull for much longer.

We should be out there punishing those responsible. Come on, I'll help you.

How could you possibly help me?

I have the ability to draw out peoples forbidden desires.

You are a psychic or something?

No, I can't read peoples minds, I am not Jedi.

Watch and learn, ok?

You are thinking about it, aren't you? Do you two know each other?

No, no, but I know that look.

So I wouldn't recommend it, I am like walking heroine, weary habit for me it never ends well.

I do yoga.

Hot yoga.

What did you do to her? Did you "rufy" her?

What exactly do you think happens when the Devil leaves hell.

All of those demons, all of those tormented and tortured souls.

Where do you think they go?

- this season -

You seem oddly imune to my charms.

Refering to them as charms, I think, is bit of a stretch.

Did my father sent you?

What is your name?

Lucifer

Like the Devil?

Exactly.