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  • Can I ask you all a question?

  • Yeah.

  • Would either of you be interested in having sex

  • with me?

  • What?

  • You want to have sex with me?

  • What?

  • I'm going to slap you on your mother fucking face.

  • Do not get at me like that, I swear to motherfucking god.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Excuse me.

  • I know you're like working and everything,

  • but like would you have sex with me?

  • Oh, why not?

  • Am I ugly or something?

  • I'm ugly?

  • Will either of you have sex with me?

  • [LAUGHS] Isabelle?

  • No.

  • No.

  • Sorry, no.

  • Oh, bummer.

  • Can I ask both of you a question?

  • Will you have sex with me?

  • No.

  • No, no, no?

  • Will either of you have sex with me?

  • No.

  • No, not tonight.

  • Not tonight.

  • Tomorrow?

  • No, we're leaving.

  • Oh, OK.

  • Oh, you're on vacation?

  • Yeah.

  • Hey, you know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • Will you have sex with me?

  • I know it's awkward, because I don't even know you.

  • But it's Vegas, you know.

  • Would you?

  • What?

  • Will you have sex with me?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Sure.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • Awesome.

  • I'm like right over here.

  • I got a nice place.

  • And if you want to come over and--

  • Where?

  • The Caesar's.

  • Oh, so down there.

  • Caesar's?

  • Yeah.

  • I'm in town for like two more days.

  • You want to come, too?

  • All right.

  • Come on.

  • Cool.

  • Will you have sex with me?

  • No.

  • No.

  • Um, no.

  • And a no?

  • Would either of you be interested in having sex

  • with me?

  • Hurry up.

  • Wait a minute.

  • Wait a minute.

  • See, she would.

  • She wants to.

  • She wants to already.

  • I mean, you're cute.

  • Don't get me wrong.

  • You're cute.

  • Are you serious?

  • You're serious?

  • You want to have sex with me?

  • Am I going to have sex with you?

  • No.

  • Hey, would any of you three be interested in having sex

  • with me?

  • No, sorry.

  • No?

  • All three?

  • That's a no.

  • That's a no.

  • Excuse me.

  • Would either of you be interested in having

  • sex withe me?

  • Would you be interested in having sex with me?

  • That's such an honest question.

  • I love you for asking it that way.

  • Hey, would you be interested in having sex with me?

  • No, thank you.

  • I got two left.

  • What?

  • No?

  • No?

  • Four no's.

  • Can we like hold hands then, instead?

  • Would any of you be interested in having sex with me?

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • How about you?

  • No?

  • I just don't want to put all the work in, you know?

  • Like conversation, movies.

  • It's faster that way, right?

  • Would any of you be interested in having sex with me tonight?

  • All four?

  • Oh, shit.

  • That's a done deal.

  • All right.

  • Let's go.

  • Yeah, let's go.

  • Cool.

  • All right.

  • It's on.

  • All right.

  • What do you want?

  • You're a liar.

  • Oh, am I busted?

  • But it was yeses, right?

  • Hey, would you be interested in having sex with me?

  • Yeah?

  • All right.

  • Yeah.

  • I'm a local, actually.

  • Oh, OK.

  • Would either of you be interested in having sex

  • with me?

  • [LAUGHS]

  • No.

  • I'd hit my head before you kick my ass.

  • No.

  • No.

  • No?

  • I know you're on the phone and everything,

  • but it's really important.

  • Spit it out, if it's so important.

  • Would you like to have sex with me?

  • Get the fuck out of my dumb-- you're dumb,

  • get the fuck out of my face.

  • You say you were dumb?

  • Would any of the three of you be interested in having sex

  • with me?

  • That's all right.

  • It's Vegas.

  • You could try new things.

  • Sorry, I'm out.

  • Would any of you be interested in having sex with me?

  • No.

  • But will you take a picture for us?

  • No, thank you.

  • Yo, he asked me if sex was an option tonight.

  • And raise your hand if you'd be interested in having sex

  • with me.

  • Not tonight.

  • OK, ready?

  • Do not raise your hand if you want to have sex with me.

  • Oh.

  • I don't speak any English.

  • It's all right.

  • I don't speak much English, either.

  • But I was just wondering, would you like to have sex with me?

  • No.

  • Sorry, I'm taken.

  • I have a boyfriend.

  • If you don't get the fuck away from me,

  • I'm going to pass you the fuck out.

  • Would you like to have sex with me?

  • No, I'm good.

  • You're good?

  • OK.

  • Thanks for asking me, though.

  • [INAUDIBLE] awkward.

  • I can wait around until you get off.

  • You're married?

  • OK.

  • That's cool.

  • Me, too.

  • This is like what I do on the weekends.

  • I don't tell her.

  • This show is making me so hard.

  • You want to have sex after this show?

  • I'm good, thanks.

  • You're good?

  • OK.

  • It makes me horny.

  • I don't know why.

  • After the show, would you guys like to have sex with me?

  • No.

  • No.

  • One no?

  • Yes, no?

  • No.

  • No.

  • Got four no's.

  • Would either of you be interested in having sex

  • with me?

  • No.

  • Your answer.

  • No, and no?

  • Would you be interested in having sex with me?

  • Yeah.

  • You're pregnant?

  • Oh.

  • Well, that's very special.

  • And you know what else is special?

  • You're the 100th girl I've asked that question.

  • Hey, check it out.

  • Turn around.

  • Turn around.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Yeah, 100.

  • Woo.

Can I ask you all a question?

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