Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ## [Guitar: Spanish] [Ringing] - Hello? - Hey, Heather. You're in! - Oz! - How's the studying going? I'd hardly call it studying. I've been going to the Picasso Museum, hanging out at Sagrada Familia, going with Pierre to the Parc Guell. Hey, who's Pierre? One of the guys in the program. He's got a girlfriend back in France, so we've kind of got something in common. Ah, that sounds cool. Yeah, I've overheard them on the phone at night. And, uh, well, it made me think. Hey, Oz, I'm reaching under my shirt, and I'm rubbing myself. Oh ho ho ho! Oz, come on. It's phone sex. Help me out here. Okay. Uh... I'm going over to my bed. Yeah. And I'm lying down. And I'm slowly... reaching downstairs. Grab it. Tell me how big it is. Listen, Heather, I'm feeling kind of awkward. Oz. If we can't physically be with each other, then we have to learn to be more vocal. Right? Right. Okay. Okay, here we go. I'm reaching in my pants now. And I'm rubbing it for you, Heather. [Sighs] And it feels so good. Yeah, me too. Oh, yeah. I got... [Beeps] Call waiting. Oh, shit. Hello? [Man Speaking In Middle Eastern Dialect] Wrong number. [Continues Speaking] Hey. Hello. Wrong number. [Continues] All right, look, man. I got my hand on my dick right now, okay, and I'm trying to have sex with my girlfriend over the phone. Emir, good for you, man. [Middle Eastern Dialect] Okay. Hey. Sorry about that. Where were we? I think you were reaching for something. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Heather. I'm rubbing it and it feels so good. Hey, Oz, I'm touching myself. What else do you want me to do? [Stifler Imitating Oz] Oh, Heather, baby. Why don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's. - Stifler, get off! - I am getting off just listening to the two of you. - Keep going. - I think we should try this another time. Yeah, all right. Bye-bye. I love you. - I love you. - Come on, you guys. I was almost there! - Nice talking with you, Steven. - Stifler, man! [Scoffs] Repressed. [Scoffs] Repressed.