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  • Sure. Well, we're friends.

  • But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else. Right.

  • I don't see her with a boyfriend. I think that puts me on deck.

  • - [Laughs] - Hey, Vicky only slept with one guy since we went out.

  • I mean, that like makes me 50% of her entire guy-related life.

  • You dipshit.

  • She didn't sleep with one guy. She slept with at least three.

  • - What? - When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with,

  • multiply it by three and that's the real number.

  • [Laughs] Didn't you fuckers learn anything at college?

  • Look, he did not sleep with three girls, okay?

  • Much like Sly and the Family Stone aren't gonna dance on in here...

  • and gang-bang me between the Afros and the bell bottoms, okay?

  • It's not gonna happen.

  • Kevin Meyers did not sleep with three girls at Michigan.

  • But why would he lie to me? It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three.

  • But why would he lie to me? It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three.

  • The rule of what? Three.

  • A guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that.

  • Take that number and divide it by three. Then you get the real total.

  • So, if Kevin's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none.

  • - None? - Rule of three.

  • It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.

Sure. Well, we're friends.

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