Name: The Daily Show - Mike Huckabee's Food-Based Politics
Uploaded: 2015-11-23T04:01:50.000Z
Duration: 5 min 17 s
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IT'S TIME FOR US TO GET A LITTLE BIT MORE SERIOUS.

NOW, THE WHOLE ISSUE OF WHETHER OR NOT TO LET SYRIAN REFUGEES

INTO THE UNITED STATES IS A BALANCING ACT BETWEEN MORAL

RESPONSIBILITY AND THE RISK OF INCREASED THREATS.

IT'S HARD TO GET A HANDLE ON THE WHOLE SITUATION.

AND LUCKILY, REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE MIKE

HUCKABEE HAS BEEN TRYING HIS BEST TO EXPLAIN THIS ISSUE IN A

>> YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE COMING HERE

LET ME ASK THIS-- IF YOU BOUGHT A FIVE-POUND BAG OF PEANUTS AND

YOU KNEW IN THE FIVE-POUND BAG OF PEANUTS THERE WERE ABOUT 10

PEANUTS THAT WERE DEADLY POISONOUS, WOULD YOU FEED THEM

>> Trevor: WELL, IT DEPENDS-- HOW ( BLEEP ) ARE YOUR KIDS?

BECAUSE IF THEY'RE THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO COMPARE SUFFERING

I UNDERSTAND YOUR POSITION IS THAT THE POSSIBILITY OF A FEW

DANGEROUS REFUGEES MEANS THAT WE SHOULDN'T ADMIT ANY OF THEM IN.

BUT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU COULD TRY EXPRESSING THAT THOUGHT IN A

>> DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT WE WOULD SAY, "WELL, WE'RE GOING

WHEN CHIPOTLE HAD AN OUTBREAK OF E. COLI JUST RECENTLY, WHAT DID

THEY CLOSED ALL THE CHIPOTLE RESTAURANTS.

I MEAN, HOW MANY GALLONS OF TAINTED MILK DO WE TOLERATE

BEFORE WE SAY, "TAKE IT OFF THE SHELVES IN?

CLEARLY, MIKE HUCKABEE DOESN'T WANT SYRIAN REFUGEES COMING TO

AMERICA, BUT AS A PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE HE NEEDS A PLAN FOR

THE MIDDLE EAST UNLESS HE WAS GOING TO ABANDON THE REGION.

>> I DON'T THINK WE CAN ABANDON THE REGION FOR THE SIMPLE REASON

>> Trevor: THAT IS THE WORST END TO A TASTE TEST EVER.

NOW, IS IT JUST ME OR IS MIKE HUCKABEE ALWAYS BRINGING

HE'S COMPARED THEM TO PEANUTS, CHIPOTLE, MILK, CHEESE, BEEF,

ONCE YOU NOTICE IT, YOU START TO SEE IT EVERYWHERE.

WHATEVER THE TOPIC IS, MIKE HUCKABEE ALWAYS BRINGS UP FOOD.

>> THEY'RE ALWAYS GOING TO SAY WE'RE GOING TO FIX THIS ONE DAY.

IT'S LIKE A 400-POUND MAN SAYING I'M GOING TO GO ON A DIET BUT

I'M EATING A SACK OF KRISPY KREME BEFORE I DO.

I'M JUST PICTURING HUCKABEE STANDING THERE, "I'D LIKE A

SMALL COFFEE AND ONE SASK KRISPY KREMES."

"SORRY, SIR, WE DON'T SELL THEM BY SACKS."

HOW ABOUT THE CROWDED FIELD OF G.O.P. CANDIDATES?

I MEAN, WE ARE THE GOLDEN CORAL CORCORRAL OF POLITICS.

>> Trevor: REPUBLICANS ARE THE GOLDEN CORRAL BUFFET.

WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE, IT'S ALL GOING TO MAKE YOU SICK?

>> THE N.S.A. IS COLLECTING ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF METADATA ON

THEY CAN KNOW WHO I TALKED TO LAST THURSDAY WHEN I ORDERED

>> Trevor: NOW-- WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING ON YOUR PIZZA THAT

"HI, I CAN HAVE AN EXTRA LARGE PIZZA WITH WOMEN'S PANTIES ON

ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY, CAN YOU HIDE THE PANTIES IN THE CHEESE?

REALLY, ONCE YOU LOOK AT IT, MIKE HUCKABEE'S ENTIRE TAKE ON

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