Unemployment is what, 250 bucks a week?

Is that one of your positive effect?

Well, we get to be cozy here cause I'm not gonna able to pay my mortgage on my house

So maybe we can move in one nice fucking one bedroom apartment somewhere.

And I guess without benefits, I'll be able to hold my daughter as she...

You know, suffers from her asthma that I won't be able to afford the medication for.

Well, tests have shown that children under moderate trauma have a tendency to...

apply themselves academically.

As a method of coping.

Go fuck yourself.

That's all my kids will think.

Your children's admiration is important to you?

Yup. Yup, it was.

Well, I doubt they've ever admired you, Bob.

Hey asshole, aren't you supposed to be consoling me?

I'm not a shrink, Bob, I'm a wake up call.

You know why kids love athletes?

I don't know. Cause they screw lingerie models?

No,that's why we love athletes. Kids love athletes because they follow their dreams.

Well, I can't dunk.

No, but you can cook.

What are you talking about?

Your resume says that you minored in French culinary arts.

Most students, they work on the fryer at KFC,

but you bussed tables at El Picador to support yourself.

Then you get out of college and then you come and you work here.

How much did they first pay you to give up on your dreams?

27 grand a year.

And when are you gonna stop and come back and do what makes you happy?

Good question.

I see guys who work at the same company for their entire lives, guys exactly like you.

They clock in,they clock out, and they never have a moment of happiness.

You have an opportunity here, Bob.

This is a rebirth.

If not for you, do it for your children.