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  • This woman makes dynamite beans.

  • I do

  • PINTO

  • PINTO PINTO

  • Yeah, they're pintos, ask Anderson.

  • And let me say something about those beans as well.

  • Ahhhhhh

  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Hey!

  • Okay, moving on

  • Governor O'Malley, during birth, how do babies exit the mother's body?

  • Wait, so the babies come out somehow

  • Wait, I just gotta think how

  • It's a simple question

  • Where do babies come out of the mommies?

  • I believe that, uh, most come

  • I would say

  • that there was a way that they move from the interior to the, up into the uvula -

  • CAN I HELP YOU?

  • I don't like how she stares

  • It's super creepy

  • And I think I can say where babies came from without you blinking at me.

  • I'm serious, you need to stop, ok?

  • HAVE FUN IN STARING CLASS.

  • I have a foam finger.

  • You ready?

  • Ahh, Secretary Clinton just activated a "Noun Challenge"!

  • Senator Sanders, you have 13 seconds to list 10 nouns

  • Starting now

  • Okay

  • Grizzly

  • Cute Squirrel

  • Bugs

  • Coffin

  • Pig

  • Smoothie

  • Ghost

  • Heavy Kid

  • Come on, Bernie, think!

  • Oooh, time's up for Colonel Sanders!

  • Hey look, I see a dead person

  • Oh really, where?

  • He's got your eyes.

  • Ahh, he shouldn't said that

  • Golly jeepers, there's no doubt about it

  • I like to start with a vacant face.

  • mhm

  • mm HM mmm

  • mhmmm HM hmm

  • mhmmmm HMM hm

  • Wait Anderson, I got more!

  • Bench

  • Match

  • Performer

  • Pony

  • Gremlin

  • Chocolate

  • Cinnamon

  • No, no, Bernie

  • That game's over, remember?

  • What's that?

  • We just did this

  • I'll punch ya!

  • Anderson, I'm all disappointed

  • I spent five dollars on a piñata

  • And I wanted to have that bull

  • And then they bring me this weird firebird and set it up there

  • And I said "Hey, you better gimme it or I'll shove somebody."

  • Hey everyone, do you know him?

  • No

  • No I do not / no

  • Not at all.

  • Yeah, okay

  • Jimmy, I'm sure you'll make a friend someday

  • A friend that doesn't treat you like human waste

  • Poop

  • Jimmy, aghh

  • Shush, Jimmy

  • Shupta, 'kay?

  • Okay, on to the next question:

  • Should I get a scooter?

  • Hey, the white boy thinks it's scooter time!

  • Ummm

  • Uh, the ride's gonna be scary, you know, Anderson

  • Cuz, i-i-i-it's freeing

  • And, you know, I don't know where you're gonna be riding it

  • Mainly to the cleaners

  • Hnck hee heee heee

  • Yeah right!

  • hee hee heeee heh heh

  • Oh.

  • Cool.

  • So you're having a dream that it's your birthday

  • You see the frozen cake and you wanna go and dump it all over someone

  • Yet everyone there is a fancy butler

  • What do you do?

  • Well, I wanna have three lunch bags in my car

  • And I'll punch a pin in that one

  • That one weird bag that made a reuben too big to fit

  • WHY'D YOU GUYS BRING THEM UP??!!!

  • Uh, I heard his heart could blow up

  • Mmm-hmm

  • And also, look at his knuckles

  • I wonder what that means...

  • You know, I'm vvVVVVvv-very happy to have

  • mold and pimples on the left side of my leg

  • And asparagus on the other side

  • mm HM mmm

  • Okay, now it's time for "Drawing Corner"

  • Where the candidates will talk about the drawings they made earlier in the evening

  • I guess we'll start with you, Senator Sanders

  • This is a red high-chair

  • I wanna have a baby

  • So I can bop it with a sharp peanut shell

  • 'kay, that's freakin' weird

  • Governor Chafee

  • My drawing's neat, pal

  • I drawed this little kid who smashed his nose

  • Because I think that's hysterical

  • Yeah, that picture's great

  • Uhh, Senator Webb

  • Mkay, there it is, that's it

  • What it looks like is

  • A robber that stole fruit and a brownie

  • And now the dummy

  • Gave all his milk away

  • Okay, that didn't happen

  • You bet it didn't

  • Governor O'Malley, let's see yours

  • This is a cup

  • With eyes that flash

  • And some of y'all cannot afford one

  • Expensive cup with eyes, yeah that's great

  • Secretary Clinton

  • Uh, I drew this bird that shoots a man in his pee wee

  • And I think that it really should have more wizards

  • Hey Anderson

  • I need to say my poem!

  • I went trespassing in the forest

  • Fishy, fishy, jumps

  • That monkey peeped a rhino

  • And I had to bounce

  • Old hotdogs are juicy enough to drink

  • I love

  • these beans

  • DESTROY THE MYSTERIES AND

  • then go fight Chewbacca.

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