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[Love Will Have It's Sacrifices Theme Song}
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The time has come.
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I'm sorry, I expected more angst on that. Let's try again: The execution of -
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Carmilla Karnstein!
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We heard you.
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Wait, what?
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You beg me to come and save you and I do even though you blew me off by way of Doris Day-
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I blew you off?
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I wasn't the one who was all "Evil wins Laura. It just wins."
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Well, Guess what.
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You didn't come and it did.
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Danny's dead.
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What?
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Illustrious victims, our friends at Corvae have performed the necessary rituals for your extermination. Have you any last words?
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[Struggling noises]
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Hmmmph. That sounds like it might go on for awhile. Just shoot them.
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[Gun shots]
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I've done it!
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Perry this is the Silas Charter. Where did you get this?
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Nevermind that. Destroy it and he'll be obliterated along with it-
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Obliterated? But-
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He's going to kill Carmilla can you really let that happen?
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After all these years, the Vordenberg Academy will be born.
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With a statue of me at the gates: "Baron Vordenberg, Conquer of Silas, Founder of the Academy, and Slayer of Vampires.
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It'll be tasteful, all basalt and weathered brass, and in it, I'll be holding your severed head.
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I bet you wish you'd married my great-grandfather now.
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I preferred dying.
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I can't let you do that.
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The Silas Charter?
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I mean it. I will.
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No you won't, Fraulein Hollis. Because you and I are the same.
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You believe, not in the harsh truth of the world, but in a beautiful story.
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You can't kill me because that isn't what a heroine does. Not in the world you want to live in.
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Also, with every other member of the Board dead, killing me would effectively transfer all of Silas to the Corvae Corporation -
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undoing everything that you and your friends have fought and died for.
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And for what? This creature?
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Oh Snap! (literally)
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... Oh Schnickschnack.
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[Silas Alarms]
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[Cracking noises]
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[Screams only Vordie could make]
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Omigod.
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Tear gas! He wasn't kidding about the Corvae. They're coming fast. We got to get out of here.
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The passages.
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Perry! Where's Perry? We can't leave without her!
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You get to safety. I'll find her.
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Oh my god. What did I do?
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Nothing you can't spend a long life regretting somewhere else cupcake.
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There. See. Back in the surveillance state. You can... update to your heart's content and -
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Complain about how you're stuck with me as a roommate again.
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I thought the Library was gone. How did you find it?
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It found me.
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Perry should be here. And J.P. They were right there, and I just-
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We'll... think of something.
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I killed him.
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I killed him and we lost Danny and Perry and the whole school.
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You did what you could.
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What are we going to do now?
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I really don't know.
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You’ve got to give it up for the mad scientist.
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Less than thirty-six hours to set up an aethernet cable in a non-Euclidean space.
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Although the fact that Radical Ed's starting to talk to the walls is a bit troubling.
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Also the fact that the walls seem to be talking back.
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Yeah... Okay.
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Are you hungry?
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Because y'know I found a vending machine on the first floor:
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So we have chocolate, and chocolate with bits of cookies in it, and chocolate with some kind of fudge like substance -
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Stop. Please. Stop.
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She speaks. I was beginning to worry you’d forgotten how.
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I know what you’re trying to do. It is not going to work.
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Come on. Do you really think whatever deep dark you've got going on in there is enough to scare off a vampire?
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I killed him.
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Yeah, I'm not really complaining over here. 
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No. You don’t understand. I fought so hard trying to fix this place- we lost so much trying to save it.
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Your sister. Danny. And then the moment came and I killed him. I burned that poor man to the ground and I didn't care.
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When I thought he was going to kill you - I didn’t care - I just wanted to save you.
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And now Perry and J.P. are missing and who knows what the Corvae are going to do to those poor students. I lost - I lost us everything. I feel like I lost myself.
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Y' know, Saving the world would be a whole lot easier if you could just remain innocent. If your conscience was always clear, and you never made mistakes.
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But a moment of forgetting to care isn’t the same as a lifetime of apathy. Ok? And yes. You - you made a mess.
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But Vordenberg, and Mattie, and I- we all had - we all had a hand in this and you didn't do it alone.
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I might not always like the choices you make, or the way things turned out, but I think it would be infinitely more tragic if you let it stop you from trying.
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If you let it turn you into me.
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I don’t even know how anymore. Ever since we got back, nothing’s been going right.
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It's like someone’s been ahead of us the whole time. 
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God, I know. It's like those chess games I used to play with mother, where you’d think you were winning,
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right up until the moment you realized she got everything she wanted.
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You know what’s sorta funny is that she kinda did.
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I mean she wanted the Board out of the way, she wanted the Corvae conTROLLING the campus and she wanted the Anglerfish dead.
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If the Dean weren’t- y’know- dead- it’d be her party.
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But she is though. Dead, I mean. Totally. Very. Dropped a boulder on her, Disney-Villain dead. Right? 
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Right?
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Aka President of the World
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And all around cool person.
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Hello, Laura's audience.
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I've been thinking about what a wonderful tool these videos are. To generate empathy. To show your side of the story.
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Because I just - I can't help but feel that there's a part of the story still missing. Could Mattie really have murdered those little journalists?
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the Summers? Could the Baron have done it? What if something else has been happening all along.
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Something that started all those nights ago, when that wretched little moppet cast me into the pit, and I had to find- alternative accommodations.
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At first I wasn't too thrilled with Raggedy Ann here, but she grew on me. After all, who would suspect dear, darling-
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Perry!
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In here, Kirsch!
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No - No - Not on the - blanket. It really is going to be unsalvageable.
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I did what you said. I snuck her off the pyre, and kept her body cold - you think you can save her?
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Because if she's really dead–
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Don't fret, sweet boy. Do you know wanna know what the most important quality in the world is?
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It's patience. Wait long enough by the river's edge, and the bodies of your enemies will float by.
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And I have been waiting by this river for a very, very long time. Of course, when the moment comes, you also want decent help.
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Ma Usella Mituti Ikkalu Baltuti
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... Danny?
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Are you- are you okay? Because you were dead and I just couldn't stand it-
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Whoa.
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He's delicious.
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Ow. Biting. Bitey.
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The Board is out of my way, the Deep One is finally dead and my associates at Corvae control this University.
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The first gate is opening. Six to go. You see? Good things come to those who wait.
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So get some rest, Silas University, because it's going to be one hell of Summer.
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Ma Usella Mituti Ikkalu Baltuti.
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Gasp.
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She's baaackk!