[A very hurt Kirsh yells in pain...poor dudebro]

Okay, just for future reference, when the enemy has pitchforks, standing on a wall yelling

"Can't touch this, farmer dudes!" is not safe, because they can throw them.

Okay, I know that now. You know what? I'm good here. Why don't you just... [A couple of Vordie's army dudes yelling and trying to kick down the door, like jerks]

What are we going to do?

Don't get dead?

That is not a plan!

Ugh! You know I really thought Carmilla would change her mind and come and help us!

You know what? Who cares?

So Carmilla isn't going to get off her lazy amoral butt.

That's old news. I say we don't need her.

Does that mean no one's coming to save us? Fine. We save ourselves.

[Danny charges into the hallway to kick some serious...butt] SAVE SILAS!!

[Seriously hurt Kirsch struggles to lift himself] UGHHHHRR!

Kirsch!

Help me up. She needs me-

Yeah, but you're kind of bleeding all over everything, so maybe I go instead, okay?

It's okay...I think I got it covered.

Now, I'm not saying I'd like props for having done all that with broken ribs, but -

[Danny is cut off abruptly]

[Danny struggles to breathe]

-Danny? -D-Bear?

Sorry, Lawrence.

The old man may be crazy, but...

he gave me a better offer.

He gets his new school, and Zeta Omega Mu will be his right hand. No vampires. No monsters. No Summers.

Just us ruling the school. The way it was always supposed to be.

I'm going to get you. You backstabbing, lying, SON OF A- Uhrrghh

[Kirsch falls to the ground in an intense amount of pain, coughing, sputtering]

Did that little Scheißwiesel just stab me?

Well that sucks.

Danny? No. No, Danny!

It's okay.

I meant what I said before.

That it's worth it.

And I'm not scared.

Okay? You remember that.

I'm not scared.

I'm not scared.

I'm not.

You.

How could you?!

SHE HELPED YOU! SHE TRUSTED YOU!

Yeah, well.

She should've known better.

Lawrence? We need your bony ginger butt back out there- the Zetas are turning on us and-

Oh no.

In the back...

You didn't even have the decency to give her a fair fight?

I could've lost. That would have been unacceptable.

C'mon, you didn't even like her.

She was a Summer.

And now she's dead: With her gone, the resistance will scatter. And between the villagers

and my guys you're seriously outnumbered. Surrender now, and we'll let you live.

I'd rather see how many of you I can take with me.

No.

You have to surrender.

Danny would've-

She would want her Summers to live.

You should listen to the shorty.

She's got a point.

I'm taking her body.

For her funeral rites.

You grant us safe passage and then you get your deal.

Alright.

Kirsch,

you are the worst brother Zeta Omega Mu has ever had.

Including the vampire.

You are not my brother.

It's okay.

Look.

I'm not pretending I liked her,

because she was a self-righteous, wannabe martyr-

but she was brave.

And she was strong.

And she was a Summer.

And she deserves her pyre and her songs.

Laura. Laura, you'll never believe what Perry just found. It was pretty unbelievable.

It was nothing.

It was far from nothing. How you found that secret room-

It doesn't matter.

Danny's dead.

It's over. We lost.

[the Silas PA turns on] Oh God, Laura. -Victory!

The valiant forces of the Vordenberg Academy are sweeping the campus, driving our enemies before them!

Tonight we will celebrate with the illustrious opening ceremonies of the Vordenberg Academy!

You will bear witness as I eradicate the Silas Board from the earth,

and then, redeem my family's honour through the public execution of the vampire

who shamed us: The Infamous Mircalla, Countess of Karnstein! [the Silas PA has turns off]

Carmilla, you know. I'm very much going to kill Carmilla.

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