That tire commercial.

Oh well, it's a cute baby?

Why, you want a baby now or something?

Are you serious?

I'm serious.

I'm being serious.

Yeah so am I.

Okay, so according to my calculations, if we have a baby, we won't be able to eat out or go on vacation ever again.

Okay.

We're also gonna have to cancel cable.

What!

No, I'm out.

Hey, hot stuff, wanna make a baby?

Why do you have leave your pee glasses everywhere?

It's for my ovulation test.

Yeah, but these are our drinking glasses.

I clean them out.

Ugh...

Nope.

Hey, sweetie.

It's time, I'm ovulating.

Alright, I'll just make it quick.

It's overtime.

Alright.

They have like lobster stuff, It was pretty cool.

They have samples of lobster?

Well, it was like an imitation lobster.

Was it good?

Yeah, it was Costco lobster.

What are you doing?

I'm keeping them from falling out, you know.

Nope.

Okay, I'm taking off.

Alright babe, love you.

Love you too, don't jerk off.

I'm not gonna jerk off.

It lowers your sperm count, don't jerk off.

I know, bye.

Bye.

Tell me not to jerk off.

Forgot my phone.

Are you kidding me?

I've been gone like 25 seconds.

Come on.

It's the dessert round.

It's got to be now.

Really helping to set the mood here dude.

You're playing Candy Crush?

Yeah.

Get the blue one.

Nope.

What are we doing wrong?

Oh what about this position?

I don't think I can bend that way.

Hey hot stuff, you want to make a baby?

For reals?

For reals.

My junk, it works, my junk, my junk it works.

Okay, you're kind of ruining the moment here.

My junk, it works!