Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - What's nice is that they made a little costume adjustment so your boobs are out. - Hi, I'm Allie Haze, I'm an adult film star. - We don't have the same job but we do spell Allie the same way. - I'm Danny Wylde. - I'm Paris Kennedy. - And I'm Conner. - And we're gonna watch Conner's movie. - It's called After the Heist. - It's called On My Dirty Knees. - I don't like watching my own porns. - It's probably gonna be a little uncomfortable for me. - I have met Conner before but I've never seen one of your movies so maybe I'm a bad friend. - This is a Star Wars XXX and I play Princess Leia. - But, let me just say, you really look like her! - Everybody's favorite part is this - The music is like... - The music on the tagline. (singing) - It's called Free Hot Dogs? - Yes. (laughs) I wanna go to the roller rink for free hot dogs but then he stops me. - A hot dog you certainly got. (laughs) - We have a lot already happening on the screen. - Not a lot of cutaways, just a single shot of the tits and the vagina. - Are you guys good friends? - Yes, we are. - Oh good. That makes it more comfortable. - So you literally just met her before you did this? - Yeah. - Are you ever nervous? - Yeah, before every scene. - Wait, so did you all do a heist? - I only read the parts of the script that I was in. - So this goes on for a while. (both laugh) - Do you remember at all what could be going through your mind during things like this? - "Where should I go for food afterwards?" - I think I'm more awkward than you are right now. (laughs) - What's Darth Vader doing this whole time? - Because right now I'm blowing him to get out of prison. - See, that's a back story I could have used. - His penis is enormous. - Yeah, what the--? - This is how big my hand is so it's like three of my hands. - Respect just went from here to like here. - We are in third base now, I guess you would call it. - Oh, okay. - I'm just gonna keep it going. - Alright, there's some sex. - I really wanted my roller skates to roll. - (laughing) That takes skill though, to do that in roller skates. - It was hard, I was like, "Please don't fall!" - I'm trying to concentrate on what you're saying but I'm concentrating on the blowjob. - I forgot that the penis flops, when you're... - When it's hard it just sort of bounces like one of the things that stops a door when you open it. - More things are happening 'cause there's two men. You guys get it! - Is a lot of this acting? Or is this how you're actually feeling? - Pretty sure this more or less unfolded naturally. - Anything we're saying is just ad lib. - I actually really love doing it. - Aww. - This is all genuine. You have to perform it but I really actually like it. - I'm not a faker, I'm with my partner and I'm like, "You will make me cum today." - I'm sure they listen. - It's weird hearing my sounds. - I'm surprised at how comfortable this is for me. - Oh boy, that's a thing! - Okay, alright. That's a close-up. - (laughing) I like how you're having the same reactions to it. - The socks are just a great touch. - My only thought here, honestly, is just like, you must have such strong legs. - Am I blushing? (laughs) - Do you like watching yourself? - (laughing) No! It's funny to me. - Do you ever just, for your own pleasure, watch yourself? - (laughing) Sometimes. - It's okay, I probably would too. - This is the money shot. - Did it happen, did I miss it? - Oh no, oh no, here it comes! You shouldn't have to clean up after it, he should! - She makes it really comfortable, 'cause she's lovely. - It was hard for me to be like, "Oh, that's you and that's you." - I'm like, "Oh god, don't look!" - You did a really good job. - This was so cool, you have a whole new perspective. - Yeah, it's like an educational thing for me right now. - I'm just so impressed with how many squats you can probably do. - I don't think I've ever watched porn with somebody else, so I'm glad that it was with the person who was in the video. - Well thank you for watching my porn. - Thank you for letting me watch it with you. (laughing) - I don't know how I go back to work after this.