you'll wash the hair glue

from millions of my workout pants

that you got dirty.

Today they opened,

you guessed it,

a gym where weights are made of diamonds.

Since you are here then eat,

swallow vitamins,

and leave ugly girls, say goodbye.

In the morning,

on empty stomach,

take amino acids.

Two doses or three.

You heard many stories

that good diet is made of eggs only

and that sweets will give you a six pack.

I want to add you,

too few, I have too few

friends on Facebook.

Get the supplements.

In your mouth

they will go,

and on the table nothing will be left.