I've been able to arrange for 10 different teachers...

to administer this academic decathlon in various courses of study.

However, if there is any attempt by either contestant to cheat,

especially with my wife who is a dirty, dirty tramp,

I am just gonna snap. Do I make myself clear?

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

All right then. Let the academic decathlon begin!

[Laughter]

[Starter's Gun Bangs]

[Eric] Yes!

Second team all-American. Harvard track.

[Laughing] Is that right?

Oh, gross! Did you see that guy's balls?

Yeah. They were weird-lookin'.

Whoa!

## [Classical]

## [Plays False Notes]

He's good.

To be... or not to be:

That is the question.

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind...

to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...

[Squeaky Voice] Or to take arms...

against a sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them?

To die:

To sleep; No more.

[Boy] Yea, Billy!