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  • C-H?

  • - Correct! - I am the smartest man alive!

  • [Laughing]

  • He gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?

  • Whee! [Carl] Everybody's having a good time but you.

  • Spoiled snot! Get outta here.

  • Let me ask you something, Carl.

  • You started here, what, 25 years ago?

  • Night bellboy at the Philadelphia Madison?

  • After all your hard work, how would you feel...

  • workin' for some punk kid like Billy?

  • Could be worse.

  • Whee! That's nice.

  • Man, I'm so nervous.

  • First and second grade were easy, but social studies, division.

  • This is gonna be tough!

  • Man, I'm so nervous.

  • First and second grade were easy, but social studies, division.

  • This is gonna be tough! Relax, dude.

  • Jackpot!

  • Good morning, class.

  • [Together] Good morning, Miss Vaughn.

  • We're gonna start today by reading together...

  • a short story entitled, My Sister, Fanny.

  • [Laughing] Quiet!

  • Let's all open up our Reading Is Fun books...

  • to page 69. Sixty-nine! [Laughing]

  • Class, say hello to Billy Madison.

  • [Together] Hello, Billy Madison.

  • Billy is a nuisance. He will be gone in two weeks.

  • I apologize for this inconvenience.

  • - Geez, what's up her butt? - What was that, Billy?

  • I said, "Reading is good."

  • Can we start the story now?

  • Dan, you may begin.

  • "On-Once...

  • "th-th-there w-w-was...

  • "a g-g-girl...

  • "who wa-wa-wanted t-to... Kid can't even read.

  • Cut it out, dude. You're gonna get us in trouble.

  • "Air-air...

  • p-p-p-p..."

  • To-To-Today, junior!

  • Ha-ha-ha-ha.

  • [Giggling]

  • Ow! You're tearing my ear off!

  • Making fun of a little kid for trying to read!

  • Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?

  • I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.

  • You keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks, or I'm gonna fail you.

  • End of story.

  • I see your lips movin'.

  • But I can't make out the words. I'm deaf!

  • Oh, Veronica Vaughn!

  • # So hot Want to touch the heinie #

  • [Howls]

  • You know that girlie I've been chasin'?

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