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  • [ Laughs ] Oh, you're on.

  • You're in big trouble, though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

  • You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

  • No!

  • I--

  • - [ Scoffs ] - That was great.

  • I know you are gonna kick his ass.

  • Yeah, that makes one of us.

  • All right, look. Take care of Grandma. I can walk from here.

  • W-Where are you going? I gotta learn how to play golf.

  • I'm stupid. You're smart.

  • I was wrong. You were right.

  • You're the best. I'm the worst.

  • Uh, you're very good-looking. I'm not attractive.

  • All right. As long as you're willing to admit that.

  • Now, are you ready to get down to business and do exactly what I tell ya to do?

  • Believe me, I'm ready.

  • Then let's get to work. All right. Ooh.

  • I'm... sorry. Here.

  • Oh. Here's your pinkie.

  • [ Crazed Laughter ]

  • Hey, Happy Land. Just like me.

  • [ Chuckles ] Don't get excited, kid.

  • - I been here before. - [ Elephant Trumpets ]

  • Aw, this is embarrassing. I'm a professional golfer, for God's sake.

  • No, it's your short game that's embarrassing.

  • Come on. Let's go.

  • [ Brakes Squeal, Car Crashes ]

  • ##I said it's time for a happy day ##

  • ##And it's time for a happy day ## Okay.

  • This time just line up the putt. Don't even look at the hole.

  • Aim for a spot six inches in front of the ball.

  • Line up. Spot six inches in front of the ball. Okay. Six inches.

  • Yes.!

  • ## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##

  • ##Happy day ## ## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##

  • ## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##

  • ##Happy day ## ## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ##

  • ## Good times for everyone Yes, it's a day for fun ## ##Happy day ####

  • [ Chubbs ] All right. This one's very tough.

  • - [ Clown Laughing ] - Ha-ha-ha! He's laughin'. He's havin' a good time.

  • Good for you.! Laugh it up.! Enjoy your night.!

  • Ha-ha-ha! Come on, Happy. Concentrate.

  • [ Laughing ]

  • I hate that clown. Easy!

  • If you can't beat the clown, how you gonna beat Shooter McGavin?

  • - Yeah! - [ Hawks, Spits ]

  • - [ Laughing ] - You're gonna die, clown!

  • [ Laughing ]

  • You think that's funny? I don't hear you laughin' now!

  • Whoa! Enough. Enough. What? I can't do it!

[ Laughs ] Oh, you're on.

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    fisher posted on 2013/04/15
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