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  • - Well everything's better with a little curly spoon.

  • Whoa, I need another one.

  • - [Voiceover] What are some things

  • you think you're gonna be trying today?

  • - I feel like it would be something

  • that wouldn't have to be refrigerated.

  • - Probably be eating some sort of like plankton.

  • - Tasty, sustainable stuff.

  • (techno music)

  • - I don't know, it just looks like buttered toast.

  • - I knew it was mayo right away.

  • So I guess that's a good thing.

  • - Vegan, vegan mayo.

  • Does that mean all future foods are vegan?

  • Does that mean all vegans are from the future?

  • - Oh, why's it so?

  • - I'm flippin' this upside-down.

  • This is goin' straight on the tongue.

  • - It's great, I would buy this.

  • - Look, I'm not the biggest mayo guy,

  • but that's from the future.

  • (techno music)

  • - I'm gonna tell myself this is a chicken nugget

  • 'cause it looks like a chicken nugget.

  • - This is, this is science food.

  • - Well, they look like ghosts in motion.

  • - Is it plant based?

  • We'll find out.

  • - You could totally trick kids

  • and tell them these are chicken nuggets

  • and they'd believe you.

  • - It's cardboard ground up deep-fried.

  • - Mmm, I think it's real meat.

  • - You cares if it's actually chicken.

  • It's better for you and you can like

  • trick your brain, trick your brain.

  • (techno music)

  • - Oh god, it's gonna be soylent.

  • - It happens to be soylent.

  • - It looks like android blood from

  • the Alien franchise.

  • - Oh.

  • - Oh my god.

  • - This is like what an alien would make

  • if they've never seen food.

  • - It's like somebody ground up a bunch of wheat,

  • added water and said, "Here ya go, nutrients."

  • - What the hell is that?

  • - It's not that bad, it's just not that good.

  • - [Voiceover] In what scenario would

  • you willingly drink soylent?

  • - When there's only soylent.

  • (techno music)

  • - Oh no, they're pancakes.

  • - This looks like some kind of meat pancake.

  • - I had maple syrup in my car

  • in case of pancake emergencies.

  • - Ugh, they probably have like cricket butts in them.

  • - [Voiceover] Very good, it's cricket flour

  • instead of regular all-purpose flour.

  • - Really, it's cricket flour?

  • - [Voiceover] That's correct.

  • - Nailed it.

  • - Oh god, it's just like so gritty.

  • - Like the animal, like the insect?

  • - That is a tasty future right there.

  • I love it.

  • (techno music)

  • - It's got like a weird sweet smell to it.

  • - I hope this is made out of like old Starbursts.

  • - Can I eat this cup?

  • - Oh, it's so hard.

  • - It's like a Fruit Roll-Up.

  • - Wouldn't this be fun for like kids.

  • - They should just make a whole line of kitchen utensils.

  • - If I had to drink soylent, I wanna drink it out of this.

  • - They were all kind of a little bit weird.

  • - I like the idea of the soylent best.

  • Just, it just makes sense and I feel like

  • it's something I'd try just to see

  • if it would be beneficial to my health.

  • - Future food, dig it.

  • - [Voiceover] So I think we just need more like

  • people goin' through fields and eatin' plants

  • and seein' which ones taste

  • like mayonnaise or cheeseburgers.

  • - Be careful, lots of plants are toxic.

  • - It's just so sad what's happening over there.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • You don't know the half of it.

  • (lighthearted music)

- Well everything's better with a little curly spoon.

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