You're not even gonna believe it.

Like, umm, let's say you're drivin' along the road with your family

And you're drivin' along. La, de, da, whoo.

Then, all of a sudden, there's a truck tire in the middle of the road

[imitating brakes screeching] and you hit the brakes.

[chuckling] whoa. That was close.

Now, let's see what happens when you're

Driving with the "other guy's" brake pads.

You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along,

You know, all of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat.

"I gotta go to the bathroom, daddy."

"not now, damn it!"

Truck tire.

[imitating brakes screeching] "I can't stop!"

[groaning]

Help!

There's a cliff.

[groaning]

And your family's screamin',

"oh, my god! We're burnin' alive!

No, I can't feel my legs!"

In comes the meat wagon.

[imitating ambulance siren]

And the medic gets out and says, "oh, my god."

New guy's in the corner pukin' his guts out.

[groaning]

All because you want to save a couple of extra pennies.

[chuckling] to me, it doesn't--

Get out.

Now.

Yes, sir.

Do you validate?

Now!

Ok. Thank you.