Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles *SUBTITLES W-I-P* Also, me and Tina have this agreement she's not allowed to sneak up on me... or else I'm gonna, like, stab her. TINA:(in background)The agreement was, you would shit, and I would have to clean it up... Yeah, but I also said I'd stab you. TINA: That's true. Why? Alright, good news, I have no idea where to go or what to do anymore so, uh... We are... We are good. OOOOOOHHHHHH What is that?? Oh, it's just a dude. Alright, we're cool. Later, dude. ...Alright, you look busy. *SLAM* Why are you slamming the door?? Why are you making all this ruckus? *SLAM AGAIN* Mmm. Again. Great. Grand. Miles, I don't like you. You're very loud. I'm gonna run out of fucking batteries, and I'm gonna cry... *beep* It's LITERALLY pitch black! I need the battery... Oh...? Oh! Oh no... Oh no! OH NO!! Who's banging on the door?! Cut the shit! OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH NO. Sssssshhhhhhhhh Schiesse!! Alright, lights' good... ...That noise was not good-- OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!! OH GOD!! Leave me alone! Stop! Stop in the name'o love! Ha HA, the door will stop you! Oh, there's no lockers in here! Yes there is-- Nope, that's not a locker. Uh oh. I'll fight you! Aw, he's gonna kill me. Let's do it, let's throw down. *beep beep* ...Yeah? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Oh, goddammit... Just kill me, just take me now... Oh, god... *stressed yell* Why did that happen?? Why was he so close all of a sudden?? Rest in peace... Alright, well, the game's over... I'm just gonna stay here for, about, six hours... And, uh, thanks for coming out, hope you guys enjoyed the stream... And, I'm not really gonna do that. OH WHY. ...You gonna open the door, or...? Oooooooohhhhh-kay. That was... Didn't really mean you had to do that. EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee... Can this guy grab me? Oh, god... No, don't touch me, please. Yyyyeah, yeah, you're just gonna... You can just stay in there, buddy, you're fine. Uuuuhh... Heh heh. Heh heh heh. DICKS. Jump up there, asshole. Thank you. AAAAEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII Why?! Why you hanging out by a hole?! Why? Fuck yourself... That's unfortunate for that guy. Hey, dude, you cool? You cool, man? Dude, I'm cool... Alright, good talk, bye. OH, you're not cool! You are absolutely not a cool guy! Oh, man, you're fast! Other dude, help me! I'd like YOU to stay quiet! Leave me alone, please! What'd I do to you?? Ha HA! DOUBLE ha ha! 'Just live in a locker forever'? Dude, that's VERY LIKELY I will do that... Hey, man, we still cool? Your friend, not so cool... You fuckin' stay in that room... Yeah, I'm gonna stay quiet, don't you... Don't you worry. You'll hear NOTHING out of me. Ah! No! You were-- you were so cool!! UUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh... ...uuuaaaaallllll-RIGHT... DON'T see me, please... I gotta remember holding X will, like, help him... Oh, are these the naked guys? OH. OH. OH NO. WHY? Help me, somebody... I'm gonna get killed by two naked men. You know what? Uh... No, my tongue and my liver are gonna stay inside of me, thanks. OH. OH. OH, YOU'RE THE BIG GUY. LATER! Is he breaking the glass? *smash* YEAH HE IS. Whoa... OH? OH THE DOOR'S LOCKED? COOL. GREAT. Oh, the vent! The vent is my way out! Thank you, based vent! THIS will slow him down! NOPE, I WAS JUST STANDING THERE. LET GO OF THE DOOR, MILES, PLEASE. I shoulda closed that-- OHP. I'm not afraid. I'm a... I'm a big boy. I'm a real big boy. Hup! I'm a big boy. I'm a big boy! I'm a big boy! Door's locked! I'm still a big boy! OH, OH, I'M A BIG BOY. I'M THE BIGGEST BOY, EVER. EVER. Ever, ever, ever. Where do I go, where do I go, where do I GOOOOoooo ooohhh my god! This is locked, isn't it. (Yep!) 'COURSE IT IS! 'Course it is! Oh! You're still there! Ha HA! I outsmarted him! I am a genius, I'm better than him! Yeah, I'll crouch. Yeah, I'll do it, I'll crouch. (Yo.) OOOAAAAAAAIIIII!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU THERE? WHY ARE YOU THERE? WHY ARE YOU FUCKING THERE? Why are you there? God dammit! Fuck you! FUCK you! FUCK you! God dammit! Why? Who hangs out there? Who hangs out around a corner? *sigh* Fuck this game. Fuck this game. WHY. PRISONER: I'll save you!! Oh. Thanks, man. OH! Ssshhhhh... Fucking... Why are you beating me up?! I didn't do anything to you. Oh? Oh, no. Stop it. Why? Who is that guy? You know what, I'm gonna go down the ladder-- I'm not gonna go down the ladder, it was a joke. Mr. Big Scary Man... Why'd the music pick up? Ooohhh no. Oooohhh... SssshhhhhhIIIIIIIIIIT. OW... Why? You hit me right in the stomach. Aw, I can't go-- Oh, I didn't crouch. I didn't crouch, I made an error. I have made a HUGE error. Ugh, that hurts... I can make it. I can make it. I can make it. I can make it-- I did not make it. Fuck off, dude, you didn't see me. Aw, that's blocked. Aw, I-- I closed it the wrong way!! I closed it the wrong way! Miles, you're an idiot!! Everybody, please be sure to tweet Miles Luna and be like, 'You closed the door the wrong way!' He won't get it, but I will. I'm guessing that's one... Oh! Oh! O-Open the fuck-- Oh, no. He absolutely saw me. He absolutely knows where I am. 'Sup, buddy! :D You found me! Is that an instant kill? Oh, it's not. Awesome. Uh, NOW I'm gonna close the door. NO, I'M NOT. BECAUSE THE DOOR DOESN'T EXIST. 'Not afraid is not me,' yeah, you're right. Oh, also, I'm totally lying. Absolutely afraid. OH. *raspberry* Brrrrooooooohhhhh man, I'm not over here... MILES: *epic struggle to climb 3 foot rise* That wasn't that hard of a jump, man. No need to struggle. Before I go in there... Is there anything over here? Oh. OOOOHHHH. Alright... Fuck yourself... You can... ...fuck off. Alright. Outta the sewers. *slap* High-five! Okay... PRISONER: Yo! Mmm! What's going on, man? Oh, you're pissed off at me. You're a pissed off ge-- Wha-- what'd I do to you? Ow! Ah, he's gonna kill me! Why does everybody wanna hurt-- I thought I was out of the sewers, man, I high-fived myself and everything. I did it again, you FUCK! Clo-- yep, I'm dead. JUMP! PRISONER: You slippery little whore. WHOA, name-calling! I-- I wanna live! I wanna live! Oh, man, do I wanna live! Ohp!