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  • *SUBTITLES W-I-P*

  • Also, me and Tina have this agreement she's not allowed to sneak up on me...

  • or else I'm gonna, like, stab her.

  • TINA:(in background)The agreement was, you would shit, and I would have to clean it up...

  • Yeah, but I also said I'd stab you.

  • TINA: That's true.

  • Why?

  • Alright, good news, I have no idea

  • where to go or what to do anymore so, uh...

  • We are... We are good.

  • OOOOOOHHHHHH

  • What is that??

  • Oh, it's just a dude.

  • Alright, we're cool. Later, dude.

  • ...Alright, you look busy.

  • *SLAM*

  • Why are you slamming the door??

  • Why are you making all this ruckus?

  • *SLAM AGAIN*

  • Mmm. Again. Great. Grand.

  • Miles, I don't like you. You're very loud.

  • I'm gonna run out of fucking batteries, and I'm gonna cry...

  • *beep*

  • It's LITERALLY pitch black!

  • I need the battery...

  • Oh...?

  • Oh!

  • Oh no...

  • Oh no!

  • OH NO!!

  • Who's banging on the door?! Cut the shit!

  • OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

  • NO.

  • Sssssshhhhhhhhh

  • Schiesse!!

  • Alright, lights' good...

  • ...That noise was not good--

  • OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • OH GOD!!

  • Leave me alone!

  • Stop!

  • Stop in the name'o love!

  • Ha HA, the door will stop you!

  • Oh, there's no lockers in here!

  • Yes there is--

  • Nope, that's not a locker.

  • Uh oh.

  • I'll fight you!

  • Aw, he's gonna kill me.

  • Let's do it, let's throw down.

  • *beep beep*

  • ...Yeah?

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Oh, goddammit...

  • Just kill me, just take me now...

  • Oh, god...

  • *stressed yell*

  • Why did that happen??

  • Why was he so close all of a sudden??

  • Rest in peace...

  • Alright, well, the game's over...

  • I'm just gonna stay here for, about, six hours...

  • And, uh, thanks for coming out, hope you guys enjoyed the stream...

  • And, I'm not really gonna do that.

  • OH

  • WHY.

  • ...You gonna open the door, or...?

  • Oooooooohhhhh-kay.

  • That was... Didn't really mean you had to do that.

  • EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee...

  • Can this guy grab me?

  • Oh, god...

  • No, don't touch me, please.

  • Yyyyeah, yeah, you're just gonna...

  • You can just stay in there, buddy, you're fine.

  • Uuuuhh...

  • Heh heh.

  • Heh heh heh.

  • DICKS.

  • Jump up there, asshole.

  • Thank you.

  • AAAAEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII

  • Why?! Why you hanging out by a hole?!

  • Why? Fuck yourself...

  • That's unfortunate for that guy.

  • Hey, dude, you cool?

  • You cool, man?

  • Dude, I'm cool...

  • Alright, good talk, bye.

  • OH, you're not cool!

  • You are absolutely not a cool guy!

  • Oh, man, you're fast!

  • Other dude, help me!

  • I'd like YOU to stay quiet! Leave me alone, please!

  • What'd I do to you??

  • Ha HA!

  • DOUBLE ha ha!

  • 'Just live in a locker forever'?

  • Dude, that's VERY LIKELY I will do that...

  • Hey, man, we still cool?

  • Your friend, not so cool...

  • You fuckin' stay in that room...

  • Yeah, I'm gonna stay quiet, don't you... Don't you worry.

  • You'll hear NOTHING out of me.

  • Ah!

  • No! You were-- you were so cool!!

  • UUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh...

  • ...uuuaaaaallllll-RIGHT...

  • DON'T see me, please...

  • I gotta remember holding X will, like, help him...

  • Oh, are these the naked guys?

  • OH.

  • OH.

  • OH NO.

  • WHY?

  • Help me, somebody...

  • I'm gonna get killed by two naked men.

  • You know what?

  • Uh...

  • No, my tongue and my liver are gonna stay inside of me, thanks.

  • OH.

  • OH.

  • OH, YOU'RE THE BIG GUY.

  • LATER!

  • Is he breaking the glass?

  • *smash*

  • YEAH HE IS.

  • Whoa...

  • OH? OH THE DOOR'S LOCKED?

  • COOL. GREAT.

  • Oh, the vent!

  • The vent is my way out!

  • Thank you, based vent!

  • THIS will slow him down!

  • NOPE, I WAS JUST STANDING THERE.

  • LET GO OF THE DOOR, MILES, PLEASE.

  • I shoulda closed that-- OHP.

  • I'm not afraid.

  • I'm a...

  • I'm a big boy.

  • I'm a real big boy.

  • Hup!

  • I'm a big boy.

  • I'm a big boy!

  • I'm a big boy!

  • Door's locked!

  • I'm still a big boy!

  • OH, OH, I'M A BIG BOY.

  • I'M THE BIGGEST BOY, EVER.

  • EVER.

  • Ever, ever, ever.

  • Where do I go, where do I go, where do I GOOOOoooo

  • ooohhh my god!

  • This is locked, isn't it.

  • (Yep!)

  • 'COURSE IT IS!

  • 'Course it is!

  • Oh! You're still there!

  • Ha HA!

  • I outsmarted him!

  • I am a genius, I'm better than him!

  • Yeah, I'll crouch.

  • Yeah, I'll do it, I'll crouch.

  • (Yo.)

  • OOOAAAAAAAIIIII!!!!!!!

  • WHY ARE YOU THERE?

  • WHY ARE YOU THERE?

  • WHY ARE YOU FUCKING THERE?

  • Why are you there?

  • God dammit!

  • Fuck you!

  • FUCK you!

  • FUCK you!

  • God dammit!

  • Why?

  • Who hangs out there?

  • Who hangs out around a corner?

  • *sigh*

  • Fuck this game.

  • Fuck this game.

  • WHY.

  • PRISONER: I'll save you!!

  • Oh.

  • Thanks, man.

  • OH!

  • Ssshhhhh...

  • Fucking...

  • Why are you beating me up?!

  • I didn't do anything to you.

  • Oh?

  • Oh, no.

  • Stop it.

  • Why?

  • Who is that guy?

  • You know what, I'm gonna go down the ladder--

  • I'm not gonna go down the ladder, it was a joke.

  • Mr. Big Scary Man...

  • Why'd the music pick up?

  • Ooohhh no.

  • Oooohhh...

  • SssshhhhhhIIIIIIIIIIT.

  • OW...

  • Why?

  • You hit me right in the stomach.

  • Aw, I can't go--

  • Oh, I didn't crouch.

  • I didn't crouch, I made an error.

  • I have made a HUGE error.

  • Ugh, that hurts...

  • I can make it.

  • I can make it.

  • I can make it.

  • I can make it--

  • I did not make it.

  • Fuck off, dude, you didn't see me.

  • Aw, that's blocked.

  • Aw, I-- I closed it the wrong way!!

  • I closed it the wrong way!

  • Miles, you're an idiot!!

  • Everybody, please be sure to tweet Miles Luna

  • and be like, 'You closed the door the wrong way!'

  • He won't get it, but I will.

  • I'm guessing that's one...

  • Oh! Oh!

  • O-Open the fuck--

  • Oh, no.

  • He absolutely saw me.

  • He absolutely knows where I am.

  • 'Sup, buddy! :D

  • You found me!

  • Is that an instant kill?

  • Oh, it's not. Awesome.

  • Uh, NOW I'm gonna close the door.

  • NO, I'M NOT.

  • BECAUSE THE DOOR DOESN'T EXIST.

  • 'Not afraid is not me,' yeah, you're right.

  • Oh, also, I'm totally lying.

  • Absolutely afraid.

  • OH.

  • *raspberry*

  • Brrrrooooooohhhhh man,

  • I'm not over here...

  • MILES: *epic struggle to climb 3 foot rise*

  • That wasn't that hard of a jump, man.

  • No need to struggle.

  • Before I go in there...

  • Is there anything over here?

  • Oh.

  • OOOOHHHH.

  • Alright...

  • Fuck yourself...

  • You can...

  • ...fuck off.

  • Alright.

  • Outta the sewers.

  • *slap* High-five!

  • Okay...

  • PRISONER: Yo!

  • Mmm!

  • What's going on, man?

  • Oh, you're pissed off at me.

  • You're a pissed off ge--

  • Wha-- what'd I do to you?

  • Ow!

  • Ah, he's gonna kill me!

  • Why does everybody wanna hurt--

  • I thought I was out of the sewers, man,

  • I high-fived myself and everything.

  • I did it again, you FUCK!

  • Clo-- yep, I'm dead.

  • JUMP!

  • PRISONER: You slippery little whore.

  • WHOA, name-calling!

  • I-- I wanna live!

  • I wanna live!

  • Oh, man, do I wanna live!

  • Ohp!

  • Base!