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  • - I love Andy Zenor--I asked him to go to the premiere

  • of the new Avengers movie the other day,

  • and it combined his two best talents:

  • interviewing celebrities and drinking.

  • And-- [audience laughter]

  • Here's what happened.

  • [dramatic music]

  • - I am Iron Man!

  • Just kidding, Ellen. It's me.

  • I'm here at the premiere of the Avengers movie, "Age of Ultron."

  • It's gonna be a night full of superheroes.

  • - Hey, how are you? - I'm great, how are you doing?

  • - Hey, I'm--I'm better now. - Are you?

  • - You look lovely. - Well, you know,

  • I'd like to dress up as much as I could.

  • - What did they do to you tonight?

  • - What do you mean, this is what I wear all the time.

  • There's a lot of stuff going on on set.

  • Would you give us any kind of behind-the-scenes?

  • You don't have to name any names,

  • but I have a couple of dolls here that would act--

  • You could show us. - Okay, like,

  • "Ah, this is my shirtless scene.

  • I have to do a couple of these."

  • Uh, uh, uh, uh.

  • "My helmet hurts! Meh!"

  • - Do you mind playing "Paper, Rock, Scissors" with me?

  • - Not at all.

  • I thought you'd never ask.

  • - I don't-- - Ready, here we go.

  • - Okay, ready? - Ready?

  • (both) One, two, three!

  • - No! - I got you.

  • (both) One, two, three!

  • - Oh! - I can't help it!

  • I'm here with Stan Lee,

  • creator of all these characters here on the Avengers.

  • So, Stan Lee, if you had to create a character for Ellen,

  • what would that character be?

  • - Oh, it would have to be beautiful.

  • It'd have to be very smart.

  • Have to be quick on her feet,

  • and have a power that no other woman has.

  • - I think you just described Ellen.

  • I think she is a superhero.

  • [cheers and applause] Hey, look, it's Iron Man!

  • Everybody, there goes Iron Man! There goes Iron Man!

  • He really likes my outfit! See, Iron Man?

  • He totally looked at me and he was like,

  • "Yeah--oh, no, that's not Iron Man,

  • but it looks really close to Iron Man," so...

  • Ah... See you later, Robert!

  • Downey, Jr. Who plays Iron Man.

  • [sighs]

  • I'm gonna make your night a little bit better.

  • We're going to give you a pull out of our grab bag tonight.

  • Don't look! Don't look.

  • - Oh, that's, like, underwear. Oh, what is--

  • - Oh! You know what?

  • You got the Ellen gardening gloves.

  • Before you go, you want to do a little challenge?

  • - What do you want to do?

  • - Uh... [audience laughter]

  • - Don't make it weird. Just--

  • - I'm not going to make it any weirder than this.

  • - What are we challenging? Come on.

  • - If you can name--

  • - If you can name-- - Tell me.

  • - If you can name-- - What are we challenging?

  • - Three--all right.

  • - I'm taking this very seriously.

  • - Oh yeah. - This is the best thing ever.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - One, two, three, four--

  • (both) I begin a thumb war.

  • - Go.

  • Oh, you shoot low, I see--aah.

  • Aah, I lost to Thor, at thumb wrestling.

  • - Cheers. - That's all right,

  • it's all good now!

  • Before you go, I gotta take a quick picture, do you mind?

  • - Of course, yeah. Let's do it.

  • - And... gotta get my hammer here.

  • I got one for you, too.

  • [audience laughter] Don't worry,

  • it's not the size that matters.

  • - That's a little depressing, isn't it?

  • - Nope, it's a hammer.

  • Three superhero powers in five seconds, I'll count.

  • Ready, go! - Flight, super strength,

  • invisibility.

  • [audience laughter]

  • - Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Fury.

  • - Wow, that's real [bleep] liquor!

  • [laughter and applause]

  • [applause]

- I love Andy Zenor--I asked him to go to the premiere

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