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  • We've found some stupid products that you just can't live without.

  • Lets talk about that.

  • ♪ (theme music) ♪

  • - Good mythical morning. - Thank you.

  • You. For making us a part of your daily routine.

  • One of the beautiful things about living in the future, modern times is that you

  • can go on the internet, find something that you don't need, that you never wanted,

  • - Uh-huh. - become convinced that you want it,

  • hit a button, order it and have it show up at your doorstep the next day.

  • - Or you can watch this show and have us - Beautiful.

  • ram it down your throats and say that you gotta have this stupid thing that doesn't

  • - exist. - Didn't know that was gonna happen.

  • - alright, I'm pretty excited about these - Proceed.

  • - things, can I go with the first one? - You should go with the first one.

  • - Do I have the first one? - Yes.

  • I'm going into infomercial mode.

  • - ♪ (commercial music) ♪ - (Link talking like a salesman)

  • Golf courses are expansive and no one wants to get caught in a back nine with their

  • pants down but your bladder is screaming "Fore!" and you're half a mile away from

  • the nearest bathroom, so what do you do? Pee on the green in privacy with the "UroClub."

  • - What? - This is not a dance hole for slow box,

  • this is a golf club that you pee in. You take the cap off this thing and you

  • - pee in it. - Hey listen, I have played golf before

  • and I've had to pee before and it's a little embarrassing but you find a tree,

  • - you don't pee into a club. - Well listen, they have an amazingly

  • informative infomercial but like I said, you unscrew the tipple seal and you just

  • fill it up with up to like have a liter of urine.

  • And the the guy's sitting there with his-- with a towel down there

  • - Oh yeah-- - "Hey Bob, what are you doing?"

  • "I'm just lining it up." "What are you lining up?"

  • - "I'm lining up the putt, I mean the chip." - They call it a "privacy towel."

  • So, it's like you're putting but there's a towel draped over your hands.

  • And then you discreetly relieve yourself in front of everyone.

  • This isn't very discreet. Trust me.

  • If Bob starts doing this I know exactly--

  • - What about is it sound proof? - (laughs)

  • - I'm gonna hear the thing filling up. - Well, the thing I don't know is why does

  • it fill up? Why doesn't it just run out and

  • - Fertilize. - fertilize the place?

  • Because it would be kinda awkward to have the end of your club dribbling like that

  • - (both laugh) - on the course.

  • But you must get it! It's only $20!

  • - (Link) Yeah, $19.95 plus $17.99 shipping - Totally worth it.

  • There's prank opportunities, like "here, use my seven iron."

  • he like whips it and then all of a sudden he's got

  • - urine all over his golf vest. - Oh, yeah, I'm not into that.

  • - How 'bout this? - ♪ (commercial music) ♪

  • Droopy nose got you down? Can your friends not admire your dainty

  • nostrils? The portable beauty lift high nose electric

  • nose lifter massage. Removes black heads.

  • (laughs) Yes. That is the official name on the internet.

  • - (laughs) - It's just what you need!

  • - What? - You can see this thing being applied to

  • a woman's nose. Apparently you put this on your nose,

  • - (Link) She looks so happy. - (Rhett) It vibrates and you just wear it

  • three minutes a day and it'll make your nose go up and come in.

  • It makes your nose more attractive apparently.

  • - This is what-- - How much is it?

  • Link, it's-- Listen It's a bargain at 170 dollars.

  • Actually, 169.99. Only five dollars shipping.

  • Even if it doesn't work, you could take a chance for that low low

  • - price. Right? - So it's basically a 180 dollar nose job.

  • - Yeah, but listen-- - Do it at home.

  • - It's like a home perm for your nose. - Michael on Amazon says,

  • "Stay away!" in his one star reviews. He says,

  • "It's not mechanical enough to fit to a nose and with vibrations re-shape it."

  • - What? (laughs) - That's what Michael said.

  • - It's pretty bad when somebody-- - It's not mechanical enough!

  • Someone who would leave such an unarticulated review still gives it one star.

  • He also said, "It's a waiste of money,"

  • - and he spelled 'waiste' like this waist. - But he's--

  • - Like my waist. He added an 'e'. - I do see he added an ''e', so.

  • He was like, "I'm gonna cover all my waist bases."

  • - Waste-ey. It's a waste-ey of money. - And it removes black heads.

  • - Did I say that? It's in the title. - The vibration like makes them crawl

  • - out or something? - Link, it's a portable beauty lift

  • high nose electric nose lifter massager. Removes blackheads.

  • - I mean it doesn't seem better than this. - Enough said.

  • That is a mouth-- That's a nose full.

  • I got one. As we all know every watermelon is a party

  • wrapped in striped green skin and now you can brink that party with you using the

  • "Murugoto Tamachan" portable watermelon cooler.

  • - (laughs) Look at this thing. - Why do I need this?

  • Because you want to keep your watermelon cool in the summer and warm in the winter.

  • It looks like because I wanna send my watermelon to Mars.

  • It's like look at that guy, he's pushing a watermelon life support system.

  • - (laughs) It's like what is this thing? - Is this a prize winning watermelon

  • No, it's just the one I brought for everybody to enjoy.

  • - I'm gonna cut it open in a couple hours. - It can also cool or warm up other things

  • - besides watermelon but who cares. - Like a human head?

  • Yeah, I guess so, you can put a

  • - head in there. - Maybe a cantaloupe.

  • And it's retractable, it's like got one of those like airport suitcase retractable things.

  • - Well surely if this thing is affordable, - It's a carry on.

  • like 20 bucks I'll definitely be getting one,

  • - how much does it cost? - 19,950 yen which is approximately

  • - $230. - Oh people listen, it pays for itself and

  • all the watermelons thaat you save. What?

  • Who's ever had a watermelon go bad with a day at the park?

  • I didn't say it preserves it, it just keeps it cool.

  • - Optimal temperature for eating. - Okay, how about this?!

  • ♪ (commercial music) ♪

  • Why just train your kid to poop properly when you can train them to poop and play

  • on an iPad at the same time? The iPotty!

  • It is what it looks like, Link, this is just a little toilet for your kid

  • that's training to learn how to poop like an adult.

  • Which as well know, every adult poops with a screen in their hands.

  • - Yeah they do. - I mean, lets just be honest here.

  • Right so we're going ahead and getting it started.

  • And in case you were wondering yes it does come with a touch screen protector.

  • - Sometimes I get my iPad or iPhone back - A poop guard.

  • from my kids and I'm like "Did you take snot from your nose and purposely apply it

  • to this device?" I don't know how they get stuff--

  • I can only imagine if they were in the pooper but this thing will be

  • - "In the pooper." - Shepherd will get in the pooper,

  • sometimes he's got one leg in, I don't know.

  • - (laughs) He's straddling it. - Anyway, it's two-in-one,

  • this thing converts from a potty trainer to an activity seat so your kid will learn

  • - to poop and play in the same place. - So then as it get older whenever he works

  • on an iPad or any type of tablet he'll just instinctively like, start pooping his pants

  • - as an adult - Yeah.

  • But Link I've got one better. You've heard of the iPotty because I just

  • told you about it but well the fun isn't just for kids anymore!

  • - ♪ (commercial music) ♪ Introducing the "CTA digital pedestal stand

  • - for iPad with TP roll holder! - Yeah!

  • Yes, so adults can get in on the fun. Now I can't tell you how many times--

  • I can poop with like it right here in my face and then the

  • - TP is down here? - Yeah.

  • Yeah and you don't have to put down your iPad to wipe which is really one of the

  • - biggest pet peeves in my life. - Right.

  • (Link) I definitely fear that I'm gonna wipe my butt with my phone.

  • - You can pick one up on Amazon. - "Hey dad--"

  • - Can I go to the next one? - Yeah.

  • - Hey dad! - ♪ (commercial music) ♪

  • Save your money on that pony your kids keep asking for and let them safely ride

  • on your back instead with the Daddle. This is a dad

  • - (both) saddle. - 41 dollars an 82 cents.

  • Free shipping on Amazon. Put a saddle on your back and then

  • let your kid-- I mean, the whole point of--

  • I ride my kids around on my back, The whole point is

  • - to make them fall. - You ride your kids?

  • - You should put the kids on the back. - I said--

  • - (crew laughs) - You're gonna hurt the kids.

  • - I said I ride my kids on my back. - Oh. Oh. That means they ride you.

  • - Yeah. - I'm in semantics here,

  • - but they're riding you. - Yeah.

  • - I'm the horse. - You're the dad.

  • - I'm the horse, they're the kid. - Yeah. You need the Daddle.

  • - Or the person. - Do you need a Daddle?

  • The jockey. No because the whole point is, you let them fall off crying,

  • then they don't keep asking to get on your back.

  • - Yeah. They don't need something to hold on. - Right. Not to be used on moms.

  • - Oh, what happened? - Just a note there.

  • - But what happened I mean? - Well it's called Daddle.

  • - It's not called Maddle. - Shepard gets on my back and he says,

  • - "Let's play 'Where's Shepard?'." - (Link and crew laugh)

  • But he's on my back. He's six years old and he wants to play it

  • - all the time. - Press on.

  • Ever have the craving for tube like shape of a hot dog but you still want the all

  • American taste of a hamburger? Crave no more with the "KitchenArt

  • ham dogger!"

  • - Ham dogger? - This is-- ham dogger, yeah.

  • This is the perfect compromise for our debate for somebody who can't decide

  • - whether they like hot dogs or burgers. - Right.

  • It's pretty simple. This basically just takes hamburger meat

  • and makes it into the shape of a hot dog. I guess you could put any kind of meat you

  • want in there and make anything into a hot dog.

  • Which means you can only have to buy one type of bun.

  • You're like "what are you having tonight, kids?"

  • "well, we're technically having hamburgers but we got hot dog buns so we're having

  • - ham dogs." - So you're a fan of this one?

  • - No, I'm just trying to sell it. - Oh.

  • I don't get a piece of it but you can get one for $7.79 and free shipping on orders

  • over 35 on Amazon. So you can get four of these things and

  • - get them free, free shipping. - This is not the type of ting I ever

  • - found myself wanting. - Well, maybe this'll help you

  • - That's kinda the point I guess. - this will help you with your decision,

  • - Link. - Okay.

  • Ray on Amazon says with three stars "So-so, tubular hamburgers were not a big

  • hit with the kids." Ray, it's because you called them

  • - "tubular hamburgers." - "Hey, kids these are totally tubular."

  • - "Narly." - No, he sounded like he was getting a

  • little too scientific with the kids. It's like "kids we're having ham dogs

  • tonight." Try it again, Ray.

  • - Wow. - And you'll go up to four stars, I'm sure.

  • ♪ (commercial music) ♪ If a kindergartner can wipe his own butt

  • why can't your dog? Save yourself the embarrassment of cleaning

  • up after your d-o-g's doody by strapping a bag to their hiney with "PooTrap."

  • Now, first time I saw this I thought it was poot rap which I would also buy.

  • - Huh, I'd buy poot rap. - It sounds like a trendy little diddy.

  • - A single. - Yes, this is basically a series of straps

  • that positions a plastic bag under your dogs tail.

  • It's embarrassing enough to have to clean up after your dog when he does it but

  • at least it's momentary. This makes the embarrassment of your dog

  • pooping just be carried throughout you entire day.

  • - What did-- - "What's that on your dog?"

  • - "It's the PooTrap" - To clarify though, once he does do his

  • business you just pull this like thing that sintches it and then--

  • (whoosh noise) it just like, comes loose and it's like a magic trick.

  • - And then it has a harness on his butt? - Yeah.

  • With no trap anymore? What if he needs to go again?

  • I mean that's what I saw-- And then you have to put another one

  • - on there. - I'm not doing that.

  • (Link) PooTrap, it's $38 for the smallest size, $59 for the big one plus you get 30

  • bags for like four to five dollars, four to six dollars.

  • I don't know. I wouldn't want my dog to--

  • - I don't know, man. - "I don't know."

  • You don't seem like you're really selling

  • - it too well there. - I don't know, man.

  • I always thought we needed to fix the problem of people like, scooping their dogs

  • - poop in public but this ain't that. - Not this way, this ain't the way to do it.

  • How about-- Do you love spaghetti but hate the fact

  • that your forearm gets totally worn out from all the fork twisting required to

  • - keep the pasta on your utensil? - A little bit.

  • You're in luck with the "Hog wild twirling spaghetti fork!"

  • This basically is a fork that just spins on it's own.

  • I recommend stopping spinning once it gets in your mouth.

  • - Didn't somebody mail us one of these? - At some point in the past we were mailed

  • one of these from a mythical beast, I'm sorry I did not use it,

  • - I was scared of it. - Because what if it goes off in your

  • mouth like that? It's gonna like,

  • - bust out some teeth. - Well, I just gave the warning,

  • I said "please stop spinning before putting it in your mouth."

  • - I know but-- - You've gotta listen to the warnings so

  • - you can remain safe around me. - I didn't--

  • And I will say it is also useful for stirring.

  • - I'm just-- I'm just saying that - You're reaching.

  • I'm assuming that it's also useful for stirring if your forearm gets tired while

  • stirring things. It's got a one star review from

  • - Kid Amnesiac on Amazon, though. - Okay.

  • He said "bought the fork late December 2012, it worked for a while then started

  • shaking, now it's completely stopped working.

  • Very disappointed."

  • What stupid products did we miss? Let us know in the comments.

  • - Thanks for liking. - You know what time it is.

  • - I'm Heather. - And I'm Kim.

  • (both) And we're from (inaudible), Florida. We're about to spin the wheel of mythicality

  • - With Rhett. - And Link.

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  • mythical beasthood everywhere? Well get the Good Mythical Morning hoodie

  • as worn by Alex! You can also get

  • - And other cool people. - the mug, t shirts, posters all available

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  • we're doing an investigation of the Face blanket, the weirdest product

  • - I've ever found on the internet. - Competitive flight attendants.

  • I'm gonna give you all the peanuts you want.

  • And I'd like to direct your attention to me because I actually have all the peanuts.

  • - So... - He's got all the stale ones.

  • [Captioned by Whitney and Hayleigh: GMM Captioning Team]

We've found some stupid products that you just can't live without.

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