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  • So what youre saying is

  • What? This outfit?

  • PSSH I wear this all the time

  • Not just because it’s christmas,

  • because Martina made me wear this outfit

  • And she actually forced me to

  • Go to the store to buy this for a christmas video.

  • Oh this bag,

  • This bag has a really special place in my heart

  • So when I was teaching back in the day

  • Back in the day

  • One of my students came to school with this bag

  • And I think I should just read it

  • To you so you guys know what it says

  • It’s a birthday bag and and it says:

  • Drugstore That Sell Look

  • Drug-gist - Disclaimer: This document is

  • Intended to provide general information

  • Only and is not a substitution for medical

  • Or psychiatric evaluation and treatment

  • The author and the committee are not engaged

  • In providing professional services or medical advice

  • Highlighted in blue

  • To the individual reader.

  • Each individual’s health is unique

  • All matters regarding health or

  • A particular health situation should be

  • Supervised by a health care professional

  • The author and the committee shall not

  • Be held responsible or liable

  • For any harm or loss allegedly

  • Arising directly or indirectly from

  • Any information in this document.”

  • I have a feeling that (Happy birthday)

  • This was just a disclaimer

  • That was copied from like

  • A medical magazine

  • That’s what I’m saying! It’s so...

  • They just copied a disclaimerAnd pasted it at the bottom of this bag

  • And theyre likeHappy birthday

  • Drugstore that sell Look?

  • Is there a drugstore that buys?

  • The drugstore that buys is your

  • Shady uncle Ronny, that you know

  • You shouldn’t hang out with alone.

  • Weve seen Engrish in Korea before where

  • A company was trying to get

  • Across a message, like the

  • Twonkle Twonkle Donkey.

  • Like they messed up a letter

  • On the keyboard and it was kind of funny

  • They googled translated something off and

  • Off, we know youre a big company and

  • Youre professional whatever that’s okay.

  • That’s fine, but this!?

  • It’s not even an attempt

  • This, they just copied and pasted

  • And it makes no sense, like someone

  • Just needed to make their English cooler

  • And theyre just like

  • Look at this cool design I made

  • And people are likeWell I don’t speak

  • Literally any English whatsoever,

  • So I will go with this look.”

  • What makes this bag so wonderful

  • Is that not only has it got

  • Bizarre English on it and

  • A whole bunch of fun faces

  • But this is also going to be our

  • Christmas WTF special

  • DANG DANG

  • You see that all in there?

  • Remember when we restarted these

  • WTF segments, we wanted to be

  • Able to give you some off this stuff afterwards

  • And now that it’s christmas, why not?

  • IT’S CHRISTMAS IT’S CHRISTMAS

  • IT’S CHRISTMAS IT’S CHRISTMAS

  • So we have some very special WTF items in here

  • That we want to give to you guys.

  • So the WTF items are ones

  • That we have already shown before

  • On our last segments.

  • Not all of them, because some of them

  • are kind of gross, I think some of them

  • Went in our mouths and stuff and

  • Yeah.. You don’t want stuff in our mouths...

  • Ok, special memories Simon

  • It’s the W hydrated gel breast pack

  • Just for you

  • It’s the one Simon used, I even

  • Put it back in the container

  • With all his chest hairs on it

  • Lies (It’s not)

  • We got the 4D black mask for men

  • Oh my god

  • The controversial roller

  • The penis massager

  • I don’t want to give the rest

  • Of them awaycause someone’s

  • Gonna win this entire package

  • We got more stuff in there

  • And we wanna give it to you

  • If you’d like to win this

  • Glorious care package,

  • Let us know in the comment section below

  • Either in Youtube OR on our website

  • Who’s obnoxious **** phone is that?

  • It’s called construction honey

  • OH I thought it was your phone

  • Playing the Metallica

  • Ooooh, youre so sweeet

  • You can’t call it if it’s Metallica and construction?

  • Hehehehe, they both sound awful

  • Oooooooooh

  • *both plays their own version of Metallica*

  • If you want to win this care package

  • All you gotta do is let us know

  • In the comment section below,

  • What your favourite WTF segment is

  • Were gonna pick one winner

  • And mail this out for you.

  • And I want it to be from the 2013 WTFs.

  • Not our ancient old WTFs

  • Let us know from our new ones

  • CHRISTMAS TIME IS HEEEREE

  • JOY FOR ALL TO HEREEEE

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