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  • So I know we haven't been seeing each other that long,

  • but I really feel like it's time we take things to the next level,

  • and I'd like you to consider moving in with me.

  • Why don't we just... Why don't we just move in together?

  • Oh, yeah. We're gonna have ourselves a tussle.

  • [Chittering] Hey, Polly!

  • Oh, my God. Rodolfo's in your toiletry kit! Did you know that?

  • Did you pack him, or did you... did you...

  • What-What is this? I mean, why am I in your computer...

  • on your Riskmaster thingy and... Okay, you know what?

  • I can explain this, Polly. Well, no, it's fascinating. I learned a lot about myself.

  • I've learned that I have no career, I'm flaky, I like ethnic food.

  • Polly, would you let me explain this? Uh-huh.

  • Lisa came back, and I, you know, I've been trying to figure things out.

  • What are you figuring out, Reuben? Just about us and our future.

  • Future? What are you talking about?

  • What future? Reuben, come on!

  • This is a fling, you know? Come on. What, did you think we were gonna get married?

  • Whoa! Maybe...

  • I was gonna ask you to move in with me first.

  • Oh, my God. You expect me to move to the suburbs with you?

  • Reuben, are you insane? Whoa! Why is that so crazy?

  • People do that all the time. They have kids, they-they-they make plans,

  • they get married, they buy houses. You know what, though?

  • That's you, Reuben. You do that, right? That's what you do.

  • I don't live my life that way. Is your lack of a plan that different than my plan?

  • I don't... I don't have a plan. Yes, you do!

  • You're on the non-plan plan. I am not on a non-plan plan!

  • You are too! I've never met anybody more afraid of committing to anything.

  • I mean, you were a senior delegate at the Model U.N., Polly.

  • What the hell happened to you? Whoa!

  • [Leland] Wahoo!

  • Come on, you mother! You can do better than that!

  • I've been living my life, okay?

  • I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones,

  • and I've moved a lot, and I've been happy and I've been sad,

  • and I've been lonely, and that's what I've been doing,

  • which is a lot more than I can say for some freak who thinks...

  • he's gonna get the Ebola virus from a bowl of mixed nuts.

  • Those nuts have pee on them! It's common sense!

  • Oh, trust me, that is so far beyond common sense, Reuben.

  • [Grunting]

  • You don't understand what I grew up with.

  • I had a mother who made me afraid of everything.

  • Okay, well, big deal, Reuben. My dad had a whole second family.

  • - What? - Yeah, on Long Island.

  • A wife and kids and a golden retriever.

  • A second family?

  • Whatever. Hey, you know what?

  • I'm, uh, glad I saw that.

  • Polly... I am. 'Cause you know what?

  • I'm gonna make this really, uh, easy for you, Reuben.

  • I have, um... I have no interest...

So I know we haven't been seeing each other that long,

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