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  • -OMG, fruit fanatics!

  • We've got a super-sweet treat for you today:

  • a full-length episode of my hit Cartoon Network show,

  • The High Fructose Adventures of the Annoying Orange

  • and it's free! That's right!

  • Every other Thursday, we're uploading new episodes

  • from the TV show right here on my YouTube channel!

  • Whoo-hoo! But wait, there's more!

  • If you don't want to wait around for the episodes,

  • click the link below to head on over to Hulu,

  • where you can watch all the episodes right now!

  • Wow! Let the binge-watching begin!

  • All the hula-hooping starts right now with

  • Night of the Veggie Zombies!

  • -♪ He's Orange, he has a lot of friends

  • They live together on a fruit stand

  • They have adventures all across the land

  • And even play in a rock and roll band

  • He's Orange

  • Annoying Orange

  • He's Orange

  • Annoying Orange

  • He's Orange ♪ [Orange laughs]

  • -(announcer) This is a Fruit News Network special report.

  • -We've received numerous sightings, unconfirmed,

  • of zombie vegetables attacking fruit stands around the globe.

  • There is no need to panic.

  • [zombies snarling] Wait... this just in.

  • I can now confirm the report, and you are welcome to panic.

  • [screaming]

  • [car alarms wailing, zombies snarling]

  • -What is it zombies don't understand about person space?

  • -I never thought it would end like this.

  • -(Midget Apple) Me either.

  • -Orange, there's something you should know before we...

  • get eaten alive. I've always felt a certain...

  • -Appeal? -Well, actually...

  • -(both) A peel!

  • [fruit scream]

  • -Oh. You meant that literally.

  • [collective screams]

  • -I guess you're probably wondering

  • how this all came to be--

  • our world overrun with hungry zombie vegetables.

  • Well, it all started because

  • some children refused to eat their veggies.

  • -(girl) Ew! Gross!

  • -(Orange) An evil alien race of broccoli saw opportunity

  • in the mass of vegetable waste and seized on it.

  • -The time has come, my cruciferous minions.

  • Human children have foolishly discarded enough vegetables

  • to give us the zombie army we need

  • to destroy all fruit on Earth!

  • Our dream of a fruitless planet where veggies are number-one

  • by a complicatedly preposterous plan will soon come to be!

  • -(minions) Death to fruit!

  • -Send out the zombie signal!

  • -(Orange) Using advance space technology...

  • [slicing]

  • ...the aliens brought discarded vegetables to life,

  • creating a hungry zombie army.

  • [zombies snarling]

  • What do zombie vegetables feed on, you ask?

  • [snarling continues]

  • Yeah, fruit. So thanks for not eating your vegetables, kids.

  • But before we get devoured, let's go back a few minutes

  • to when everything was still right with the world.

  • The day started just like any other.

  • Hey! Hey, guys! Why are you all scowling at me?

  • Is this a frownie meeting?

  • I'll take six cases of oatmeal fudgy-bottoms. [laughs]

  • -This is an intervention, Orange. You need help.

  • -You mean like a butler? Sweet.

  • I'm gonna name him Froderick. [laughs]

  • -I told you he wouldn't take this seriously.

  • He's just laughing at us, like always.

  • -Whoa, for your information, I have a condition

  • that makes me laugh uncontrollably

  • at my own terrible jokes.

  • -Really? What's it called?

  • -Giggle-chuckle-itis. [laughs]

  • See? Aw, come on.

  • It's a real condition. Look it up.

  • [others groan]

  • -Orange, if you're really serious,

  • I might know someone who can help.

  • -[German accent]: Tell me about your mother.

  • Is she still around?

  • -Of course she's round. She's an orange. [laughs]

  • -Ooh, tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk.

  • This is the worst case of giggle-chuckle-itis I've seen.

  • I fear you may choke on your own mirth.

  • -What can I do, Doc? I wanna live!

  • -Well, we have had some success with aversion therapy.

  • -What version? [laughs] Sorry.

  • -From now on, when you feel the urge to laugh, [chuckles]

  • I want you to picture the least funny thing in the world.

  • -Hmm.

  • -Are you picturing something unfunny?

  • -Boy, am I.

  • -Okay. Now, I tell you the joke, ja?

  • And you just concentrate on that image in your head.

  • There were two pistachio nuts-- [snickers]

  • walking down the street-- [snickers]

  • and one was "a-salted." [chortles]

  • -Uh, when are you telling the joke?

  • -I just did. -Tell a funny one.

  • -It WAS funny.

  • I am a gifted jokesmith with the walls to prove it.

  • -[gasps] Then you're saying...

  • I'm cured! I'll never laugh again!

  • -Yeah, right.

  • -I'll believe that when I see it.

  • [zombie nibbling] [screams] Help me!

  • -See? Normally Apple being attacked by zombie rutabaga

  • would make me spit chuckle-seeds,

  • but I don't feel the slightest--

  • [gasping]: Zombie rutabaga!

  • Run for your lives!

  • -[screaming]: Why?!

  • [zombies snarling]

  • Give it back, jerk.

  • -Aah, zombie attack! -The horror, the horror!

  • -There's no way out. Yay!

  • -Yay? -Happy-joyful-itis--

  • it's a condition.

  • -I've got a doctor you could see about that.

  • -Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ah! Guys, I got the ranch dressing.

  • -Ranch dressing?

  • -Veggie zombies hate that stuff

  • almost as much as they hate happiness... and babies.

  • [boom!] -Nerville, look out!

  • [zombies snarling]

  • -[screaming] No!

  • -(both) No!

  • -No! I hate vegetables! [screams]

  • -He's gone. -Yay!

  • You got that doctor's card?

  • -This is a perfect chance

  • to put our emergency vegetable zombie attack plan into action.

  • -We have one of those? -We do now.

  • Grapefruit, Grandpa Lemon, you guys man the FCDS.

  • [cricket chirps]

  • Fruit Cart Defense System.

  • [mechanical whirring] -With pleasure.

  • [mechanical whirring]

  • -Aw, I was gonna take a nap. -Little Apple,

  • get the Emergency Fruit Broadcast System running

  • and find out where the survivors are congregating.

  • -Already on it. -What about the rest of us?

  • -We're going zombie huntin'.

  • -Zombie hunting! Yay!

  • -(together) Yeah!

  • [heroic music playing]

  • [zombies snarling]

  • -[snoring]

  • -Orange, I'm surprised.

  • We just laid waste to at least 50 zombies,

  • and you didn't laugh once.

  • -I told you, I'm a new orange. A serious orange.

  • An orange who doesn't hide behind the mask of a fool.

  • An orange who wants to--

  • -[snarling]

  • [boom!]

  • -Whoa! Nice shooting!

  • -Thanks. So you were saying something about...

  • -Guys, little problem.

  • -[grumbles]

  • [zombies moaning]

  • -I just got word of a safe house outside the market.

  • Mr. Banana's Coffee Kiosk is made of metal.

  • It's impervious to zombies.

  • Repeat, if you can get to the Banana Kiosk, you'll be safe.

  • -You think we can make it?

  • -Well, we're out of ammo and surrounded by zombies.

  • -We're pretty much doomed.

  • -Don't be like that.

  • There's always a rainbow after a hurricane.

  • I'll meet you there. Yay!

  • [boing!]

  • -Marshmallow, no! -Aah!

  • -Aah! Save yourselves!

  • Don't let me get eaten by veggies in vain. Yay!

  • [giggles] It tickles!

  • [giggling]

  • [zombies snarling]

  • -Eat my rind, you undead freaks!

  • Uh, not literally though, please, okay?

  • -[snoring as blaster rattles]

  • [zombies moaning "fruit"]

  • -We've got to get out of here now!

  • -No way! This cart is our home, and I can't leave Grandpa Lemon!

  • [dramatic riffs]

  • -Ooh, Grandma Lime, is that you?

  • [zombies moaning "fruit"]

  • [munching]

  • -Oh! I wish I could unsee that!

  • -You and me both. -Go. Live your life.

  • There's nothing left here.

  • Or there will be in about 12 seconds.

  • I hit the fruit cart self-destruct button.

  • -(electronic voice) The fruit cart will explode in

  • ten... nine...

  • Oh, we don't have time for a countdown.

  • It'll explode... now.

  • -Go on, you adorable little runt!

  • Get outta here! Don't look back!

  • Now let's make a veggie stir fry!

  • [ka-boom!]

  • [fruit screaming]

  • -Guys, Midget Apple, over here!

  • -It's Little Apple!

  • -Wow, even under a zombie attack, that's a concern?

  • -I've got a real deep-rooted inferiority complex.

  • -I know a good doctor you could see.

  • [zombies snarling]

  • -No. Stay back! Stay back!

  • [snarling continues]

  • [fruit screaming]

  • -So, this is pretty much where you came in.

  • Looks hopeless, right? Wrong.

  • -Lester's peeled. There's no place left to--

  • hide!

  • -[snickering]

  • -Orange, it isn't funny.

  • -[echoing laugh]

  • [ka-boom!]

  • Aw. I thought I was cured.

  • -Orange, I think your laugh just made their heads explode.

  • -That annoying chuckle

  • is a natural zombie defense mechanism.

  • -I hate to say it, Orange, but your laugh is infectious...

  • to zombies. -And to think I nearly let

  • medical science destroy this valuable weapon.

  • [echoing laugh]

  • [explosions]

  • [laughter continues]

  • -You think you can defeat my vegetable zombie army?

  • Right now, they're attacking

  • fruit stands worldwide, you hear me?

  • You'll never stop them! Never!

  • -We'll see about that. And we're live.

  • -Hey! Hey, zombie vegetables...

  • [echoing]: murder!

  • [laughter echoing]

  • -This isn't over, you hear me?

  • I still have my minions to destroy you!

  • [descending whistle]

  • [crush!]

  • -Grapefruit sticks the landing!

  • -[yawns] What a refreshing nap.

  • I miss anything?

  • -I don't care for any of you!

  • -Hey-hey, everybody!

  • -(Passion Fruit) Marshmallow? -You're alive? How?

  • -Oh, I have a secret way of dealing with zombies.

  • [roaring belch]

  • Whoops! Secret's out! [giggles]

  • [laughter]

  • -Well, it looks like this zombie adventure is dead and buried.

  • -(Pear) Not quite! -(Orange) Apple zombie? [laughs]

  • Hey, how come you didn't 'splode?

  • -I'm not a zombie.

  • Veggie zombies can't turn fruit into zombies.

  • It's a scientific impossibility.