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  • - I sense a little, like, gym sock.

  • A pretty woman's armpit.

  • Vacants of feminism.

  • Do we sound like idiots?

  • (classical music)

  • - It smells like dinner with my parents.

  • - It smells like dinner with Henry's parents.

  • - It's a little smokey.

  • - Yeah. That's a good word for it.

  • That's really poetic.

  • - A little smokey.

  • - This is close to just grape juice, just Welch's.

  • - Yeah, I could really get drunk on this one.

  • Just keep going.

  • - It doesn't even taste like wine.

  • - Because this one is easier to go down,

  • I feel like it's more expensive.

  • - Yeah, I'll say like 25 bucks on this one.

  • - $3.00.

  • - Walgreen's wine.

  • - It's $11.99.

  • - $40.00.

  • (cash register ringing)

  • - Oh, (bleep) what?

  • - Oh, hey Yellowtail, you're doing something right.

  • - Yellowtail all day everyday.

  • - Ooh. Yeah, that's different.

  • - That smells much more like wine.

  • - I don't like this one as much.

  • This one's not as fruity.

  • - Boo. Boo these wines.

  • They really taste like something you'd pour on a cut.

  • - I would pay good money for this.

  • - I'm gonna go with $12.00.

  • - $35.00.

  • - That feels like a $6.00 TJ's wine.

  • (cash register ringing)

  • - (in unison) Aahh!

  • - This is older than some people who work here.

  • - There's a lot cooler things you can by with 150 bucks,

  • like probably a used Nintendo DS.

  • - When you know something's expensive

  • it tastes way better.

  • - Ooh, it smells sweeter.

  • Maybe a little floral?

  • I'm making that up.

  • - Everybody makes up words when they're tasting wine.

  • - There's like very little bite to it.

  • - This one I could see myself

  • spending a little bit more on.

  • - I would get a glass of this

  • at TGI Fridays.

  • - I think this is a Riesling that's

  • $25.00.

  • - 30, 40 bucks a bottle.

  • - I'm gonna say $12.00.

  • - Is it Barefoot?

  • It's Barefoot!

  • Barefoot Chardonnay? (cash register ringing)

  • - I love Barefoot.

  • Why are you hating on all the cheap--

  • Just because they come at a good price.

  • This is why you're not Asian.

  • - I'm not hating.

  • - I (bleep) knew it.

  • I (bleep knew it) - [Man] $4.50?

  • - Mmm. Yeah, this is really good.

  • - This is pinot noir.

  • Yes, hello friend.

  • - Is it wrong for me to say that it's kind of sexy?

  • - I think there is a hint of both fruit and oak to them.

  • - Fruit and oak, fruit and oak,

  • it's always fruit and oak with you.

  • - Yeah. That's wine talk.

  • - I think it tastes like tree leaves.

  • I'm gonna say it's $3.00.

  • - $30.00.

  • - $22.00.

  • - 50.

  • - $50.00.

  • - Whoa.

  • (cash register ringing)

  • - Aaahhh!

  • - Hey!

  • (bleep) yeah!

  • I'm so (bleep) classy, you guys.

  • Ugh, I am just a classy bitch.

  • - How can you possibly say that

  • when you're sitting here with purple hair?

  • - Hey!

  • - I just really don't know wine.

  • I drink it every day,

  • and obviously cannot tell one from the other.

  • - Who gives a (bleep).

  • Just drink some wine with your spaghetti, you dumb idiot.

  • - If you like it, you like it.

  • - Garrett, we (bleep) nailed this test.

  • - You did pretty well.

  • - We nailed it.

  • People think I'm all edgy,

  • but I'm also classy as (bleep).

  • - [Garrett] Sorry, can I take a step back?

  • I don't think anybody has ever said,

  • "classy as (bleep)," has been classy.

- I sense a little, like, gym sock.

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    goulaidi posted on 2015/03/06
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