Since he was a little puppy.

Just-- just a little fur ball.

He was too small to even jump up on the bed

And now he's...

He's...

(sniffling) he's...

(whispering) got a tissue or something?

(paula sobbing)

He saved my life, you know. He did?

And now I can't do anything for him, and I...

(exclaims) oh, shit.

I'm so glad you're here.

Yeah, of course I am.

Can I have a minute alone with him?

Thank you.

I'll be right outside.

Okay.

(sighing) thanks, gretchen.

Anytime.

(groans) gosh, emotional crisis day is so critical.

I cry, he cries.

It totally bonds us.

So how long do you think he's gonna sleep for?

Half an hour. He's only here for some dental work.

Oh. What's his real name, anyway?

I don't know.

I just clean their teeth and chop their balls off.

(whimpering)