Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles [Red:] Dude, wake up! I think we're lost. [Blue:] What? [Red:] I can't read these signs. [Blue:] Cuz they're in Spanish! Are we in Mexico? [Music playing] [Gunshots] [Red:] Oh-ho-ho, baby. Yeah, we're in Mexico. [Blue:] Well fuckin' pull over, man! We gotta get directions home! [Yelling] [Blue:] Oh my god, my car! [Red:] Dude, third rule of Mexico. [Blue:] How're we gonna get home? [Red:] I dunno, got any money? [Bird screech] [Blue:] Mexican eagles! Shit! We've no money, no car, and no passports. We have to sneak back into America. [Red:] We'll call it "Misión imposible" [Girl:] (Your Spanish es tres bueno.) (Donde escucho super mecedes?) [Red:] (Cinco de mayo de burrito taco) (Quesadilla delicioso de guarro) [Blue:] Dude, you speak Spanish? [Red:] Nah, I'm just makin' it up. [Blue:] Well, try to ask her how to get home! [Red:] (Uh, Jesus Christo, dos equis) (Burro show!) [Girl:] (*Gasp* Diablo rojo!) [Red:] I think it worked! [Girl:] (Salsa...) [Blue:] Oh wow, awesome. [Woman and donkey grunting] [Cheering crowd] [Red:] Man, this place is crazy! [Blue:] That poor donkey... That poor woman! [Red:] Dude. Everyone here is poor. [Brown:] (El diablo rojo!) [Gold:] (Dios mio!) [Brown:] (Diablo rojo! Es diso el show de burro?) (Donde esta el baño!) [Red:] Hey, I think these muchachos are gonna give us a ride! [Blue:] Oh, thank god. [Red:] This looks legit. [Brown:] (Carne asada.) [Blue:] Uh. Is this part of the ride? [Brown and Gold:] (Die, putos!) [Gunfire] [Blue:] Who are we shooting at? [Red:] Didn't you hear? Putas! [Blue:] Dude! Is this cocaine? Cocaína? [Brown:] No, taco. It's burritos. [Red:] Burritos? Estos burritos! Esta por el diablo! [Brown:] It's el backstaberojo! [Blue:] What did you do? [Red:] Get in the van! We're stealing these burritos! [Crash] [Red:] Dude, this is sweet! We got a car, we got a ton of money. Best of all, we've got burritos! [Blue:] I am never napping again. [Snoring] [Blue:] Oh, crap! Dude where are we? [Red snoring] [Blue:] Red? Oh NOOOOOOOO [Dick figures outtro]
B2 diablo dude brown de esta mexico Dick Figures - The Red Devil (Ep #36) 217 10 陳姿妤 posted on 2015/02/15 More Share Save Report Video vocabulary