Playing football.

With "Downtown" Darius Jackson!

Let's GO!

You're not going anywhere.

Without your "BIG GAME LIQUID SLAM"!

Excellent!

Go long!

This one is going downtown.

We've got full team.

Liquid Slam!

Liquid Slam!

Ahhhhhhhh

Jesus Christ!

Run Run Run We gotta walk!

Help him! Help him!

Come on!

DIE!!!!

Tough day kids?

Well. I've got just the thing.

How about some "Big Game Pizza Pigskins"?

Awesome! Yeah.

Touchdown, Mrs. D.

Sack your hunger with Big Game Pizza Pigskins.

Pizza that tastes better on a football.

Always use a flame-thrower with adult supervision.