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  • [APPLAUSE]

  • ANNOUNCER: It's time for "What Happens Next?"

  • Where three competitors watch incredible videos

  • and attempt to guess what happens next.

  • Today's contestants are Chris, Mike, and Jefferson

  • from IFC's "The Birthday Boys."

  • As always, today's lucky winner will

  • receive whatever's inside the mystery box.

  • Now let's play "What Happens Next?"

  • [CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]

  • MIKE: Let's do this!

  • -[SPEAKING GERMAN]

  • AUDIENCE: What happens next?

  • MIKE: I feel like this kid is going

  • to pull this tablecloth or something.

  • CHRIS: I'm going to predict that there's going to be a ghost.

  • JEFFERSON: I think someone's going

  • to come through this ominous window.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • MIKE: We were wrong.

  • The light-haired boy died.

  • Yes.

  • -First you put it on here.

  • Then you press the locket button.

  • Get back and then it will fly up in just a second.

  • AUDIENCE: What happens next?

  • JEFFERSON: I'm seeing a grown person back here and a fire.

  • MIKE: And a fire, yeah.

  • I feel like the doll is going to shoot off into the fire.

  • JEFFERSON: I think it's that that little fairy is gonna

  • go right in that little girl's face.

  • CHRIS: Well, I have a prediction.

  • This is an "America's Funniest Home Video's" video,

  • so it's definitely going to be a jackalope.

  • -See?

  • And then-- No!

  • MIKE: I thought that it was going

  • to be really sad for that girl, but it

  • was too funny to be really sad.

  • JEFFERSON: It happened perfectly slowly.

  • It's like ah ah ah, and into the fire.

  • MIKE: Yes.

  • -These two crazy kids have been fighting all day.

  • I'm really getting tired and sick of 'em.

  • So I suggested they have a fight.

  • PANEL: (GROANING) Oh boy.

  • MIKE: Couple of bros.

  • AUDIENCE: What happens next?

  • JEFFERSON: I don't think they would show this

  • to us unless something went like wrong from the get go, though.

  • I don't think we're going to see a fight that like is just

  • a fight.

  • Or--

  • MIKE: Is something gonna happen with this guy?

  • He's stepping in as a referee.

  • CHRIS: A couple options here.

  • I see a glass window behind them.

  • So someone might go through that.

  • MIKE: My guess is that they go through that glass window.

  • I'm with you.

  • I think someone's gonna tackle the other guy

  • through the window.

  • PANEL: Oh!

  • Of course!

  • MIKE: I can't believe we didn't guess

  • someone would get hit in the balls.

  • It's like a guarantee.

  • PANEL: Oh!

  • That's fair.

  • MIKE:So far they went by the McDonald's, which makes me sad

  • already.

  • Oh, there's going to just be like a mud slide or something.

  • I don't wanna see this.

  • AUDIENCE: What happens next?

  • MIKE: So this August 31, 2013 at 4:19 PM in China.

  • JEFFERSON: 4:19?

  • MIKE: Oh man.

  • It's a minute away.

  • It's a second away from 4:20.

  • And they're all right by McDonald's.

  • They drove by.

  • JEFFERSON: I think make a U-turn and go right back into that

  • McDonald's.

  • MIKE: No.

  • In reality, I think that there's going

  • to be some sort of giant wave that

  • destroys them or something.

  • CHRIS: I think one, a car is just

  • going to disappear into a big sinkhole.

  • MIKE: Oh wow.

  • OK.

  • JEFFERSON: Which car?

  • CHRIS: That would be three points.

  • MIKE: I think the white one, the white car is going down.

  • CHRIS: Oh here we go.

  • PANEL: Oh no!

  • Oh no.

  • What happened?

  • Oh my god!

  • That's crazy.

  • CHRIS: There are probably some damn kids smoking

  • weed up on that hillside that triggered the landslide.

  • MIKE: They probably, yeah.

  • They probably knocked the rock.

  • They kicked it.

  • Their bong rolled into the rock.

  • JEFFERSON: They're like, this is kicks, man.

  • Bweek!

  • And it hit the rock.

  • And then uh--

  • MIKE: Yes.

  • JEFFERSON: Oh nice.

  • MIKE: Yes.

  • -Your heart beats hard like a big love drum,

  • calling for your special one.

  • -So we're patient, because just maybe--

  • - --you're special one will come!

  • -He's made for her.

  • -And she's made for him.

  • -That's the way it's always been.

  • -And it's perfect.

  • -And it's pure.

  • AUDIENCE: What happens next?

  • CHRIS: I think it's going to take a turn,

  • either violent or sexual.

  • MIKE: There's going to be some sort

  • of weird sexual stuff going on, for sure.

  • JEFFERSON: Yeah.

  • There will be some portrayal of an incorrect love that

  • is going to end badly.

  • MIKE: What if nothing weird happens, and then this

  • was just all a thing to set up how

  • [BLEEP] weird the three of us are.

  • So let's find out.

  • Let's find out if we're the freaks.

  • -And now we all worship our king, our king, our king.

  • His name is Malcolm.

  • -He is the king of love.

  • -We must feed him.

  • -We must feed him gravel.

  • CHRIS: Oh my god.

  • MIKE: Oh, what the [BLEEP]?

  • JEFFERSON: Nice.

  • MIKE: Sorry Chris.

  • Nice try.

  • You can't just put a blanket thing out there

  • and guess sex or death.

  • -[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]

  • AUDIENCE: What happens next?

  • MIKE: Oh.

  • OK.

  • There's going to be a very strange way

  • to like care for your child.

  • JEFFERSON: She was like dancing with her, or shaking.

  • CHRIS: I predict it's just going to be

  • some sort of a baby treadmill.

  • That they are in a harness and then

  • they crawl on the treadmill.

  • JEFFERSON: Maybe they are harvesting

  • baby urine for health.

  • MIKE: Yes, yes.

  • I think that's right.

  • PANEL: Ooh!

  • No!

  • I was right!

  • This is exactly what I was talking about!

  • Oh noo!

  • Well this is insane.

  • That is crazy.

  • Baby yoga.

  • Is it baby yoga?

  • Ah!

  • CHRIS: It's not yoga.

  • I've done yoga.

  • You don't get thrown around by some jackass.

  • MALE SPEAKER: One point taken from [INAUDIBLE].

  • MIKE: Yes.

  • ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen!

  • Today's winner is--

  • AUDIENCE: What happens next?

  • CHRIS: Watching ourselves watching the--

  • MIKE: All right, I don't get it.

  • What?

  • AUDIENCE: What happens next?

  • JEFFERSON: Come on!

  • MIKE: What the [BLEEP] is going on?

  • CHRIS: All right. [BLEEP] you guys.

  • I'm out of here.

  • AUDIENCE: What happens next?

  • JEFFERSON: Yeah!

  • CHRIS: Good show!

  • JEFFERSON: We did it!

  • CHRIS: Congrats, guys!

  • Congrats!

  • JEFFERSON: Yeah.

  • Congrats.

  • MIKE: Not so fast guys.

  • We couldn't have done all this great work

  • without the incomparable talents of Lizzie and Miles.

  • MIKE: Let's have three huzzahs for Lizzie and Miles.

  • JEFFERSON: Lizzie and Miles!

  • PANEL: Huzzah!

  • Huzzah!

  • Huzzah!

  • LIZZIE AND MILES: Huzzah!

  • Huzzah!

  • MILES: So you guys are in, right?

  • CHRIS: In for what?

  • JEFFERSON: In that?

  • MIKE: What you guys just pitched was barely half of an idea.

  • It was no jokes, there was no through line.

  • I mean there's just nothing there.

  • CHRIS: Have you guys ever done this before?

  • Or--

  • MIKE: So I mean, I guess how do we even respond to, are we in?

  • I uh-- Of course we're in!

  • JEFFERSON: Yeah!

  • C'mon!

  • It's great stuff!

  • MIKE: We love it!

  • Let's do it!

  • JEFFERSON: You guys done this before?

  • Is this your first time?

  • What happens?

  • It's like a bunch of arrows in the formulas.

  • MIKE: You guys wrote formulas on the board.

  • Uh.

  • CHRIS: Maybe we could just like improv it or something.

[APPLAUSE]

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    稲葉白兎 posted on 2014/12/29
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