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  • MILES GRAY: Hey, its Miles.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: And Lizzie.

  • MILES GRAY: And today, we're counting down

  • the 10 funniest videos of 2014, including

  • "Microwave Glowsticks," "German Electro Pop," and "More

  • than the Prescribed Number of Cooks."

  • -(SINGING) Too many cooks.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): Number 10.

  • This video from JukinMedia captures

  • Milo the Ferret's graceful jump to the ironing board.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT (VOICEOVER): Do it, you've got it.

  • You got it.

  • No!

  • MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): Thank you, Milo.

  • Although, a tip I might have for you

  • is try it without the glow stick next time.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: Next up, German supermarket

  • EDEKA's super weird ad, starring 55 year-old electro pop artist,

  • Friedrich Lichtenstein.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • MILES GRAY: Actually, supergeil means cool or sexy, in Germany.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: Also, horny.

  • MILES GRAY: Hm.

  • This shirt is very horny.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: Let's not do that.

  • MILES GRAY: Next up--

  • LIZZIE BASSETT (VOICEOVER): We've

  • got How It Should Have Ended's take on "Frozen."

  • -Elsa, your power will only grow.

  • There is beauty in it, but also great danger.

  • You must learn to control it.

  • -So you're saying we should lock her up alone in a castle

  • until she's safe to be around.

  • -That's not what I said.

  • That's a terrible idea.

  • -You're saying to teach her to bundle all her feelings up,

  • until she gets this freedom complex?

  • -Oh, wow.

  • You guys are bad parents.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: You know what?

  • I truly believe this is how it should've

  • ended, just five minutes after it started.

  • MILES GRAY: You don't like "Frozen?"

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: You've never seen "Frozen."

  • MILES GRAY: So?

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: Moving on to number seven.

  • MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): Irish toddlers, Luke and Liam,

  • hear the ice cream truck.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT (VOICEOVER): I love this one.

  • MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): It's the cutest fail of all time.

  • -[CHUCKLING] Oh, gosh.

  • [ICE CREAM TRUCK MUSIC]

  • -The ice cream--

  • [CHUCKLING]

  • MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): He's like a drunk guy.

  • The ice cream-- [GURGLING].

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: They're both totally fine, by the way.

  • Those chairs aren't very high.

  • And also, apparently, children are bouncy.

  • MILES GRAY: This is part of JukinVideos' top 100

  • viral videos of the year.

  • And they've been counting down all month long.

  • And we've got a link to it right in the description.

  • It's time for--

  • MILES AND LIZZIE TOGETHER: Number six.

  • MILES GRAY (VOICEOVER): Marcel the Shell's third installment,

  • voiced by Jenny Slate and directed

  • by her husband, Dean Fleischer-Camp.

  • -Do you want to know what the truth is about shrimps?

  • -Sure.

  • -They're the idiots of the sea.

  • -If you had a favorite saying, what would it be?

  • -Life's a party, rock your body.

  • [SNEEZING]

  • LIZZIE BASSETT (VOICEOVER): I love Marcel the Shell.

  • It's so cute.

  • MILES GRAY: That was the worst Marcel the Shell voice ever.

  • It sounded like sexy baby voice, with bad allergies.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: Whatever.

  • Nailed it.

  • Moving on to number five.

  • Epic Rap Battles season three finale, featuring Rhett & Link,

  • Smosh, and of course, Epic Lloyd and Nice Peter.

  • -[RAPPING] We drop science.

  • --[RAPPING] We got the mathematics.

  • --[RAPPING] The architects of rebirth are rap addicts.

  • You beat the Foot, but it won't go well,

  • when you catch an Italian boot to the half shell.

  • --[RAPPING] I don't think you wanna mess with my katana

  • blades.

  • --[RAPPING] Get back in your floppy helicopter, fly away.

  • --[RAPPING] I can bebop and steady rock a mic, sucka.

  • I'm a pristine Sistine nun chucka.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT (VOICEOVER): This is the biggest YouTube series

  • of all time, racking up more than 1.3

  • billion views over three seasons.

  • MILES GRAY: This next one might be

  • my favorite on the whole list.

  • Jack decided it would be a good idea to microwave a glow stick,

  • because he'd heard that it makes them glow brighter.

  • -[SCREAMING GIBBERISH]

  • -Jesus, are you kidding me?

  • -[GIBBERISH]

  • -Goddammit, Jack.

  • Come here.

  • I have no clue what to do with this.

  • --[SCREAMING GIBBERISH]-- in my eyes!

  • -I've got to see what to do, ding-a-ling.

  • Do you have another one of these tubes?

  • -No.

  • -Not to mention, it's all over your awesome shirt.

  • -That'll come out.

  • -No, I doubt it.

  • MILES GRAY: To me, the real star of that video

  • has be the dad, for sure.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: Oh yea, for sure.

  • Jack's older brother uploaded this.

  • And he has reported that Jack is totally fine,

  • and so is the beautiful shirt.

  • MILES GRAY: Thank god.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: We're getting very close number one.

  • But right now, it's number three, Insta classic,

  • "Too Many Cooks."

  • This short originally aired on Cartoon Network on Halloween

  • at 4:00 AM, during a block of infomercials.

  • But it was uploaded to YouTube the next day, and it blew up.

  • --[SINGING] Too many cooks will spoil the broth.

  • But they'll fill our hearts with so much, so much love.

  • So much love.

  • Fill our hearts with love.

  • Fill our hearts with love.

  • Too many cooks.

  • MILES GRAY: Thanks to Adult Swim, our lives

  • will never be the same.

  • And we'll also never get those 11 minutes back.

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: Nope.

  • Thanks.

  • MILES GRAY: All right, guys.

  • It's time for number two.

  • Three-year-old Matteo went over his mom's head

  • and asked his grandmother for a cupcake.

  • His mom, Linda, caught him in the act.

  • And then this happened.

  • -Listen--

  • -You--

  • -Listen, listen, Linda.

  • Listen.

  • -OK, what?

  • -Everything they do at this house--

  • it can just-- everything at Grandma's house.

  • -OK.

  • -OK, then what?

  • -Then you're not listening to me.

  • -Then you're not listening to me.

  • -You're not listening-- I said no cupcakes.

  • And you tried to get cupcakes.

  • And you tried to ask Grandma.

  • Didn't you?

  • -Linda, look it-- look it--

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: Linda--

  • MILES GRAY: Linda, honey, look it--

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: Linda-- no.

  • MILES GRAY: Linda, look it--

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: Guys, we did it.

  • We made it all the way to--

  • LINDA AND MILES TOGETHER: Number one!

  • LIZZIE BASSETT: It's from all the way back in January,

  • and it's the second annual bad lip reading of the NFL.

  • -Hey, look.

  • I can spin around.

  • -Don't hoard cat food.

  • Star Wars, typhoon.

  • -[LIKE A CROW] Caw-ha!

  • Caw-a-ha!

  • -What are some things that could gross you out?

  • -Uh, old folks, allergies-- that could sure do it.