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  • - EVERYBODY KNOWS TWITCH, RIGHT?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • HE'S OUR VERY FAVORITE GUEST DJ,

  • ON "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE,"

  • "STEP UP" MOVIES, ALL KINDS OF THINGS.

  • IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW EVERY DAY--

  • WHICH I HOPE YOU DO, AND IF YOU DON'T,

  • HOW DARE YOU.

  • [laughter]

  • BUT IF YOU WATCHED YESTERDAY,

  • YOU'D KNOW WHY I'M STANDING HERE WITH TWITCH.

  • BECAUSE WE ARE ENGAGED.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • [laughter]

  • NO, IT'S BECAUSE YESTERDAY, TWITCH ANNOUNCED

  • THAT HE GOT CAST IN THE SEQUEL TO "MAGIC MIKE."

  • SO HE WILL BE IN THE SEQUEL--

  • [cheers and applause]

  • THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.

  • THE BAD NEWS IS--

  • TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TODAY,

  • 'CAUSE YOU START NEXT WEEK.

  • - I HAVE TO BE WAXED FROM NECK TO TOE.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - WAXED.

  • THE WHOLE SHEBANG.

  • - THE WHOLE, LIKE--

  • LIKE, THE WHOLE...

  • - THE WHOLE...

  • [laughter]

  • THING. - THING, RIGHT.

  • - RIGHT. - YEAH.

  • - SO YEAH. - YEAH.

  • - AND I SAID I WOULD BE THERE FOR YOU,

  • AND I MEANT IT, BUT I THOUGHT THEY SHOULD BE THERE

  • FOR YOU TOO, SO...

  • [cheers and applause]

  • WE ARE GONNA WAX YOU ON THE SHOW TODAY.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - [laughing]

  • - YOU POOR GUY.

  • LIKE, IN A FEW MINUTES.

  • I'M GONNA CALL HER OUT IN A SECOND, BUT--

  • THE WORST PART ABOUT IT, REALLY--

  • YOU'VE NEVER BEEN WAXED BEFORE.

  • - I'VE NEVER BEEN WAXED BEFORE. - OKAY.

  • SO YOU'RE PROBABLY-- IT'S THE ANTICIPATION.

  • THAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT IT.

  • SO I'M NOT GONNA DRAG IT OUT. - OKAY.

  • - BECAUSE FOR ME TO TALK LONGER THAN I NEED TO TALK

  • IS NOT GONNA HELP YOU AT ALL,

  • BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU'RE NERVOUS

  • AND YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT

  • WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AND EVERYTHING--

  • IT'S GONNA HURT.

  • I'M GONNA CUT TO THE CHASE.

  • OKAY, ON BEHALF OF THE LADIES

  • AND SOME OF THE GUYS OUT THERE,

  • PLEASE TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • AND YOUR PANTS.

  • AND YOUR PANTS. - YEAH, YEAH.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • AND YOUR UNDERWEAR.

  • - [laughs]

  • both: NO. - ALL RIGHT.

  • ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, SO I CALLED A SPECIALIST,

  • 'CAUSE YOU WANT SOMEBODY WHO REALLY KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

  • RIGHT? - YES.

  • - SO THIS IS THE BEST WAXER THAT I COULD FIND.

  • HER SPECIALTY IS CARS, BUT STILL,

  • I THINK THAT--

  • [laughter]

  • I MEAN, IF SHE'S WAXED A CAR, I MEAN...

  • SHE'S FROM A GREAT SPA HERE.

  • IT'S CALLED OLE HENRIKSEN,

  • AND HER NAME IS BREANN.

  • COME ON OUT, BREANN.

  • BREANN, THIS IS TWITCH. - HI, TWITCH.

  • - HI, HEY. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

  • - YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

  • - OKAY, SHOULD HE LAY ON HIS STOMACH OR HIS BACK?

  • - LET'S DO--YOUR BACK. LET'S LAY ON YOUR BACK.

  • - LAY ON YOUR BACK. OKAY.

  • NOW, THIS REALLY IS-- THIS IS FOR REAL, OBVIOUSLY.

  • HE'S GETTING WAXED FOR THE FIRST TIME.

  • AND--

  • YOU GOT A LITTLE THING ABOUT YOUR FEET.

  • YOU HAVE YOUR LITTLE FOOTIES ON.

  • - YEAH, I DON'T DO THE BARE FEET.

  • - OH, I SEE. I SEE. - I GOT TO HAVE SOME COMFORT.

  • - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

  • WE--TAKE A LOOK.

  • SEE WHAT YOU THINK.

  • HOW MUCH TIME-- BECAUSE WE PAY YOU BY THE HOUR.

  • WHAT DO YOU ESTIMATE TIME-WISE?

  • HE'S SHAKING.

  • I KNOW YOU.

  • I KNOW YOU SO WELL,

  • AND YOU'RE SO AMAZING,

  • AND YET, THIS IS SCARY TO YOU.

  • - IT'S JUST-- THIS HAIR HAS BEEN WITH ME

  • SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME.

  • - RIGHT, RIGHT.

  • YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT HERE.

  • THAT DOESN'T SEEM-- I COULD JUST PULL SOME OF THAT.

  • [laughter]

  • SO LET'S-- WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START?

  • I THINK THIS HAIRIEST PART--

  • - I THINK WE SHOULD DO--

  • - BECAUSE WE SHOULD ALL BE HERE FOR THE WORST PART--

  • WELL, THERE'S THAT.

  • - OH, YEAH, YEAH.

  • - WE SHOULD START WITH THE LEG, RIGHT?

  • - I THINK SO. - ALL RIGHT.

  • I HAVE SOMETHING FOR PAIN FIRST.

  • DO YOU WANT ANYTHING FOR PAIN?

  • - I WOULD LOVE SOMETHING FOR PAIN.

  • - ANDY?

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - OH, MY GOD.

  • CHEERS.

  • - IS THAT ENOUGH, OR DO YOU WANT--

  • OKAY.

  • [laughs] - I'LL TAKE THE REST AFTERWARDS.

  • - OKAY, TAKE THE REST, 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA START HERE.

  • I'M GONNA HOLD YOUR HAND. - JUST LIKE--YEAH.

  • - YEAH, KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

  • - LOOK AT ME. - OKAY.

  • NOW, ARE YOU GONNA GIVE, LIKE, THE "ONE, TWO, THREE, GO"?

  • - I'M GONNA COUNT TO THREE. - OKAY.

  • AND THEN WHAT?

  • [laughter]

  • LIKE, "ONE, TWO"-- WOW, THAT'S WARM.

  • THAT IS SO WARM. - THAT'S GOOD.

  • THAT'S--IT'S REALLY GOOD. - OH, MY GOSH.

  • THAT IS SO WARM. - YOU KNOW WHAT?

  • THINK OF-- YOUR WIFE HAD A BABY.

  • - SHE SURE DID. - WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE?

  • - I DON'T KNOW.

  • - YOU WIFE HAD A BABY COME OUT OF HER.

  • - THAT'S SO TRUE. - SO THIS IS NOTHING.

  • - OH, MY GOD. - OKAY?

  • - OH, MY GOD. - ALL RIGHT.

  • - YEAH. - READY?

  • - YOU READY? - ARE YOU READY?

  • - [stammering] YES, YES, YES.

  • - OKAY. - I MIGHT CURSE AT YOU.

  • I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

  • - OH, MY GOD!

  • OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.

  • I'M TRYING NOT TO BITE YOUR HAND OFF.

  • - YEAH, I KNOW. - OH, MY GOD.

  • I SEE THAT. - OH.

  • WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN?

  • IS THAT NOT IT? IS THAT--IS IT--

  • OH, MY GOD.

  • [laughter]

  • OH, SHE JUST KEEPS GOING.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • OH, MY GOD.

  • - ISN'T THAT DISGUSTING? - THAT IS GROSS.

  • - THAT'S GROSS. GET THAT OFF OF--

  • - AND IT'S JUST THAT-- LIKE, THAT'S IT?

  • - IT WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.

  • - THAT ONE LITTLE TINY SECTION.

  • - THAT-- OH, MY GOD.

  • - OKAY, SO--

  • - OH, MY GOD.

  • [laughter]

  • - IT HURTS, RIGHT? - OH.

  • - YEAH. BREANN IS THE BEST.

  • CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING IT DONE BY SOMEBODY

  • WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING?

  • - YEAH, TOTALLY. THAT IS SO WARM.

  • - BUT, YEAH.

  • - [exhales tensely]

  • - SHE'S FAST TOO, SO THAT'S GOOD.

  • - SO THIS'LL PROBABLY FEEL, LIKE,

  • THE SAME AS THAT LAST ONE, RIGHT?

  • - BUT NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.

  • - YEAH, YEAH. - YEAH.

  • IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT FOR THE--

  • - OOH. OOH! YOU DIDN'T GIVE THE COUNTDOWN!

  • YOU DIDN'T GIVE THE COUNTDOWN!

  • [groans]

  • OH, GOD, IT JUST--

  • [groans]

  • OH, YOU'RE NOT EVEN-- YOU'RE NOT EVEN--

  • [groans]

  • OH, GOD.

  • WHOO. - [laughing]

  • WHOO.

  • both: WHOO. WHOO.

  • - [laughing]

  • [cheers and applause]

  • - ALL RIGHT.

  • - THAT IS SMOOTH THOUGH. IT'S VERY SMOOTH.

  • - ALL RIGHT.

  • OKAY, I HAVE TO START A SHOW,

  • BUT I AM GONNA SEND YOU BACK THERE.

  • WE'RE GONNA--SHE'S GONNA FINISH YOU BACK THERE COMPLETELY.

  • WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CAMERA, SO WE'LL KEEP WATCHING YOU.

  • - WE'RE GONNA DO HEAD TO TOE.

  • - HEAD TO TOE. - WHOO.

  • - EVERYTHING. THIS IS FOR "MAGIC MIKE."

  • YOU'RE GONNA BE IN "MAGIC MIKE." - YES.

  • - THAT'S GONNA BE AMAZING. - YES, I AM.

- EVERYBODY KNOWS TWITCH, RIGHT?

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