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- EVERYBODY KNOWS TWITCH, RIGHT?
[cheers and applause]
HE'S OUR VERY FAVORITE GUEST DJ,
ON "SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE,"
"STEP UP" MOVIES, ALL KINDS OF THINGS.
IF YOU WATCH THE SHOW EVERY DAY--
WHICH I HOPE YOU DO, AND IF YOU DON'T,
HOW DARE YOU.
[laughter]
BUT IF YOU WATCHED YESTERDAY,
YOU'D KNOW WHY I'M STANDING HERE WITH TWITCH.
BECAUSE WE ARE ENGAGED.
[cheers and applause]
[laughter]
NO, IT'S BECAUSE YESTERDAY, TWITCH ANNOUNCED
THAT HE GOT CAST IN THE SEQUEL TO "MAGIC MIKE."
SO HE WILL BE IN THE SEQUEL--
[cheers and applause]
THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS.
THE BAD NEWS IS--
TELL EVERYBODY WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TODAY,
'CAUSE YOU START NEXT WEEK.
- I HAVE TO BE WAXED FROM NECK TO TOE.
[cheers and applause]
- WAXED.
THE WHOLE SHEBANG.
- THE WHOLE, LIKE--
LIKE, THE WHOLE...
- THE WHOLE...
[laughter]
THING. - THING, RIGHT.
- RIGHT. - YEAH.
- SO YEAH. - YEAH.
- AND I SAID I WOULD BE THERE FOR YOU,
AND I MEANT IT, BUT I THOUGHT THEY SHOULD BE THERE
FOR YOU TOO, SO...
[cheers and applause]
WE ARE GONNA WAX YOU ON THE SHOW TODAY.
[cheers and applause]
- [laughing]
- YOU POOR GUY.
LIKE, IN A FEW MINUTES.
I'M GONNA CALL HER OUT IN A SECOND, BUT--
THE WORST PART ABOUT IT, REALLY--
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN WAXED BEFORE.
- I'VE NEVER BEEN WAXED BEFORE. - OKAY.
SO YOU'RE PROBABLY-- IT'S THE ANTICIPATION.
THAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT IT.
SO I'M NOT GONNA DRAG IT OUT. - OKAY.
- BECAUSE FOR ME TO TALK LONGER THAN I NEED TO TALK
IS NOT GONNA HELP YOU AT ALL,
BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU'RE NERVOUS
AND YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AND EVERYTHING--
IT'S GONNA HURT.
I'M GONNA CUT TO THE CHASE.
OKAY, ON BEHALF OF THE LADIES
AND SOME OF THE GUYS OUT THERE,
PLEASE TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
[cheers and applause]
AND YOUR PANTS.
AND YOUR PANTS. - YEAH, YEAH.
[cheers and applause]
AND YOUR UNDERWEAR.
- [laughs]
both: NO. - ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND, SO I CALLED A SPECIALIST,
'CAUSE YOU WANT SOMEBODY WHO REALLY KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
RIGHT? - YES.
- SO THIS IS THE BEST WAXER THAT I COULD FIND.
HER SPECIALTY IS CARS, BUT STILL,
I THINK THAT--
[laughter]
I MEAN, IF SHE'S WAXED A CAR, I MEAN...
SHE'S FROM A GREAT SPA HERE.
IT'S CALLED OLE HENRIKSEN,
AND HER NAME IS BREANN.
COME ON OUT, BREANN.
BREANN, THIS IS TWITCH. - HI, TWITCH.
- HI, HEY. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
- OKAY, SHOULD HE LAY ON HIS STOMACH OR HIS BACK?
- LET'S DO--YOUR BACK. LET'S LAY ON YOUR BACK.
- LAY ON YOUR BACK. OKAY.
NOW, THIS REALLY IS-- THIS IS FOR REAL, OBVIOUSLY.
HE'S GETTING WAXED FOR THE FIRST TIME.
AND--
YOU GOT A LITTLE THING ABOUT YOUR FEET.
YOU HAVE YOUR LITTLE FOOTIES ON.
- YEAH, I DON'T DO THE BARE FEET.
- OH, I SEE. I SEE. - I GOT TO HAVE SOME COMFORT.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
WE--TAKE A LOOK.
SEE WHAT YOU THINK.
HOW MUCH TIME-- BECAUSE WE PAY YOU BY THE HOUR.
WHAT DO YOU ESTIMATE TIME-WISE?
HE'S SHAKING.
I KNOW YOU.
I KNOW YOU SO WELL,
AND YOU'RE SO AMAZING,
AND YET, THIS IS SCARY TO YOU.
- IT'S JUST-- THIS HAIR HAS BEEN WITH ME
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME.
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT HERE.
THAT DOESN'T SEEM-- I COULD JUST PULL SOME OF THAT.
[laughter]
SO LET'S-- WHERE DO YOU WANT TO START?
I THINK THIS HAIRIEST PART--
- I THINK WE SHOULD DO--
- BECAUSE WE SHOULD ALL BE HERE FOR THE WORST PART--
WELL, THERE'S THAT.
- OH, YEAH, YEAH.
- WE SHOULD START WITH THE LEG, RIGHT?
- I THINK SO. - ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR PAIN FIRST.
DO YOU WANT ANYTHING FOR PAIN?
- I WOULD LOVE SOMETHING FOR PAIN.
- ANDY?
[cheers and applause]
- OH, MY GOD.
CHEERS.
- IS THAT ENOUGH, OR DO YOU WANT--
OKAY.
[laughs] - I'LL TAKE THE REST AFTERWARDS.
- OKAY, TAKE THE REST, 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA START HERE.
I'M GONNA HOLD YOUR HAND. - JUST LIKE--YEAH.
- YEAH, KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. - OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
- LOOK AT ME. - OKAY.
NOW, ARE YOU GONNA GIVE, LIKE, THE "ONE, TWO, THREE, GO"?
- I'M GONNA COUNT TO THREE. - OKAY.
AND THEN WHAT?
[laughter]
LIKE, "ONE, TWO"-- WOW, THAT'S WARM.
THAT IS SO WARM. - THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S--IT'S REALLY GOOD. - OH, MY GOSH.
THAT IS SO WARM. - YOU KNOW WHAT?
THINK OF-- YOUR WIFE HAD A BABY.
- SHE SURE DID. - WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- YOU WIFE HAD A BABY COME OUT OF HER.
- THAT'S SO TRUE. - SO THIS IS NOTHING.
- OH, MY GOD. - OKAY?
- OH, MY GOD. - ALL RIGHT.
- YEAH. - READY?
- YOU READY? - ARE YOU READY?
- [stammering] YES, YES, YES.
- OKAY. - I MIGHT CURSE AT YOU.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
- OH, MY GOD!
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
I'M TRYING NOT TO BITE YOUR HAND OFF.
- YEAH, I KNOW. - OH, MY GOD.
I SEE THAT. - OH.
WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN?
IS THAT NOT IT? IS THAT--IS IT--
OH, MY GOD.
[laughter]
OH, SHE JUST KEEPS GOING.
[cheers and applause]
OH, MY GOD.
- ISN'T THAT DISGUSTING? - THAT IS GROSS.
- THAT'S GROSS. GET THAT OFF OF--
- AND IT'S JUST THAT-- LIKE, THAT'S IT?
- IT WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.
- THAT ONE LITTLE TINY SECTION.
- THAT-- OH, MY GOD.
- OKAY, SO--
- OH, MY GOD.
[laughter]
- IT HURTS, RIGHT? - OH.
- YEAH. BREANN IS THE BEST.
CAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING IT DONE BY SOMEBODY
WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING?
- YEAH, TOTALLY. THAT IS SO WARM.
- BUT, YEAH.
- [exhales tensely]
- SHE'S FAST TOO, SO THAT'S GOOD.
- SO THIS'LL PROBABLY FEEL, LIKE,
THE SAME AS THAT LAST ONE, RIGHT?
- BUT NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
- YEAH, YEAH. - YEAH.
IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT FOR THE--
- OOH. OOH! YOU DIDN'T GIVE THE COUNTDOWN!
YOU DIDN'T GIVE THE COUNTDOWN!
[groans]
OH, GOD, IT JUST--
[groans]
OH, YOU'RE NOT EVEN-- YOU'RE NOT EVEN--
[groans]
OH, GOD.
WHOO. - [laughing]
WHOO.
both: WHOO. WHOO.
- [laughing]
[cheers and applause]
- ALL RIGHT.
- THAT IS SMOOTH THOUGH. IT'S VERY SMOOTH.
- ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, I HAVE TO START A SHOW,
BUT I AM GONNA SEND YOU BACK THERE.
WE'RE GONNA--SHE'S GONNA FINISH YOU BACK THERE COMPLETELY.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CAMERA, SO WE'LL KEEP WATCHING YOU.
- WE'RE GONNA DO HEAD TO TOE.
- HEAD TO TOE. - WHOO.
- EVERYTHING. THIS IS FOR "MAGIC MIKE."
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN "MAGIC MIKE." - YES.
- THAT'S GONNA BE AMAZING. - YES, I AM.
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tWitch Gets Waxed

820 Folder Collection
Wilson Huang published on December 17, 2014
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