Ahh, egg roll.

I wish I had a breeze runnin' down my leg

I'd kill for a cookie

Stingray, a double-sided Scooby Snack.

Yeah, we pick our hotel

Help me burn that old man.

I can't, dude.

Yes, you can. Let's frickin' burn that guy

Hit him on the eyeball

Hey, don't offend me.

Can I have this sloth?

A skunk!

I can't believe there's a manhole and he fell in it!

I want it now!

I want cake NOW!

I want it now!

I found Fido!

Hey, I found Fido!

I found Fido you guys!

Stank!

Ham bone?

Hmm?

Hey, I'd love to get you a Mai Tai!

Come on, I'll make it myself.

Is that a bother?

Ah-AHH-ah-ah-ahhhhh

What's wrong with him?

Ooh, I'm WHITE!

Stop doin' heroin!

I dare you to spit in that guy's drink…

I went out with a girl this weekend

And we just kept having a ball

Then I come over to hang out after the game, and it's just

Her floor's just bean bags.

So that's when I'm a jerk to her, 'cause I'm all

"Come pick up all your floor bags! You ain't living in South-East Asia!"

You gotta make a 45-degree like this

And use froggy voice when you ate old fruit salad

mmmmm-muhhh

I encompass, and I eclipse

You got the hiccups.

The vet said, "Dude," he said, "Your cat's just pregnant"

And said, "Okay, so I won't go and kick her."

Pretty female parts.

You took three chomps and then threw your hotdog up over here!

I got thirteen snakes over here!

Dude, I'll have your money.

You better.

And then you could buy a pregnant cow!

I showed you that girl's pictures, right?

Look, I brought you a potion

And it's gonna work great 'cause it'll make you run.

And you brought your potion, right?

You're dead to me.

I'd fight for this man

He's got a Frisbee

Breast lump!

You got an orange peanut?

Yeah

An orange peanut?!

Mmm-hmm

For me?

That's right.

Aw

Wow

An orange peanut?

Well I accept you.

Finger time.

I made some chicken rolls.

Get me a fur at the fancy pawn shop and get a beard!