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  • Hello.

  • I've been wanting to watch this on the show for so long.

  • What is this?

  • The feeling of rust...

  • against my salad fingers...

  • is almost orgasmic.

  • This reminds me of Marcel the Shell.

  • Is it a girl or a guy? I can't tell.

  • What're you guys having me watch? What is this? (laughs)

  • Feel like someone's gonna jump through the door and murder me.

  • About your spoons.

  • I see.

  • Then I must leave.

  • Oh my god, this is so weird!

  • ...caress this rusty kettle.

  • Like that's not creepy.

  • It's like they stole my diary and are putting it into videos.

  • Today I'm having a little get-together with my friends.

  • Is it going to be all rust-covered stubs?

  • Oh! No, okay. Finger puppets. Even better.

  • Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart Baxter,

  • and this is Jeremy Fisher.

  • Not one of them have really ordinary names.

  • Help me.

  • What a creeper!

  • Oh my gosh! No, don't go in!

  • Don't go in! Don't go in.

  • ...cooking in the oven,

  • but I just can't reach it.

  • Nooo!

  • He's going to burn that kid alive!

  • I can't thank you enough for...

  • I'm feel really disturbed now, guys.

  • (scratching noise)

  • Oookay.

  • Ewww!

  • I like it when the red water comes out.

  • Oh my god!

  • What?! I just don't.

  • Yeaaah.

  • What am I watching?

  • Fancy seeing you here.

  • Like, what is this?

  • This is gonna give me nightmares.

  • That fish smells about done.

  • The kid is in there!

  • You're cooking a kid!

  • Not fish!

  • That is really weird.

  • What the hell was that?

  • It's scares me every single time I watch it.

  • (Finebros) So what was happening in the show?

  • A whole cluster of random [bleep].

  • Well, the show's called Salad Fingers.

  • Some creepy guy likes rusty things?

  • I like rusty spoons.

  • Creepy little guy touching rusty stuff.

  • Creepy little puppies hug pedobear.

  • Then he likes when the red water comes out and then

  • I think he ate a child.

  • It kinda reels you in. That was some crazy stuff.

  • (Finebros) How did it make you feel while you were watching?

  • Creeped out!

  • Where's my inhaler?

  • Oh, man, that was just so weird. I can't get over how weird that was.

  • At first I was like, "Aww, this is cute!"

  • And then it was freaky.

  • - (Finebros) Did you like the video? - No!

  • You've showed me some better videos.

  • It wasn't bad like that Kolaveri Di one.

  • It's not really a like, it's more a...it was interesting to watch.

  • It was funny!

  • I love the video.

  • I'll watch other videos just to see how intensely creepy they could get.

  • (Finebros) How would you describe the character Salad Fingers?

  • Scary.

  • Someone I wouldn't want to get to know.

  • Probably be a child molester in real life.

  • He just seems so lonely and sad.

  • He needs a friend.

  • (Finebros) Why do you think they call him Salad Fingers?

  • Becuase his fingers look like lettuce?

  • 'Cause he's got long green fingers?

  • He's obviously not a vegetarian, so I don't know

  • why they'd call him Salad Fingers.

  • (Finebros) Why does he like to run his fingers over rusty things?

  • I don't know! He's weird.

  • Maybe he has a fetish with rust.

  • Maybe he gets a thrill out of it.

  • He gets tingly in a weird place.

  • I guess it's a strange sensation.

  • And raw meat--I actually love touching raw meat.

  • I'm sorry, I can actually relate to Salad Fingers in this one.

  • Everyone needs to try this at least once in their life.

  • This should be on everyone's bucket list.

  • Just slap a chicken.

  • (Finebros) Can you remember the name of any of his puppet friends?

  • Well, one definitely looked like Jack Skeleton.

  • Oh yeah! He had a black friend, Jeremy.

  • Jeremy Fisher, 'cause that was the only one that was normal!

  • I don't remember what the names were, but all I can remember

  • was I knew he didn't have any real friends.

  • - (Finebros) Can you impersonate his voice? - No, I can't. I can't go that deep.

  • I can try.

  • Fancy seeing you here.

  • I think I left a fish in the oven.

  • Can I have your rusty pen?

  • This computer is just so rusty.

  • Salad Fingers...

  • (Finebros) Does it remind you of anything else you've ever seen before?

  • Kinda looks like Invader Zim.

  • Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog.

  • Every time I see Paris Hilton.

  • Something that would come out of a Tim Burton movie.

  • It reminds me of Hostel.

  • The guy who ends up being the killer, he's like the doctors

  • wouldn't let me be a surgeon because my hands shake so much.

  • And he's eating turkey breast out of his salad.

  • (Finebros) The videos you saw are eight years old now.

  • This was before YouTube and it was one of the earliest web video things--yeah?

  • There's a "before YouTube"?

  • I'm sorry, what?!

  • (Finebros) Why do you think this became one of the early internet hits?

  • People are weirdos, bottomline.

  • I think 'cause it's so unique.

  • It's something different. You don't expect it.

  • It's a surprise. It's like a horror film.

  • I don't really understand how some things get so popular.

  • It's just luck, basically.

  • 'Cause it's TV quality.

  • You can picture that on a TV and that was probably more like

  • one of the first videos that's TV type quality.

  • It's a thing to like creepy and weird stuff

  • 'cause you're like, "Yeah. I'm cool.

  • I don't just watch Disney channel. I watch creepy and weird things,

  • so I'm cooler than you."

  • (Finebros) The person who created Salad Fingers,

  • what type of person do you think he has to be?

  • He might have some problems.

  • Very demented.

  • I think he smokes.

  • One of those people in Criminal Minds, but not the good people,

  • the bad people.

  • He obviously knows how to stir up emotions in people.

  • (Finebros) And, finally, if you met Salad Fingers, and he invited

  • - you inside his shack, what would you do? - Run. RUN!

  • I would start running.

  • I don't think he'd be able to catch me.

  • If he did catch me, I'd knock him out,

  • break off his salad fingers.

  • - (Finebros) Eat him? - No--hmm.

  • Might have to.

  • I would kill Salad Fingers.

  • I'm not kidding.

  • I would be the vigilante. I would kill him.

  • Thanks for watching this creepy episode of Teens React!

  • Let me know what videos we should watch next.

  • Don't forget to give the video a thumbs up if you liked it!

  • With your rusty spoons.

  • We'll be back soon, so make sure that you subscribe.

  • Next time, I'm in the show, I hope. See you guys again.

  • I hope that the red water doesn't...pursue me.

  • I don't have a Tetanus shot.

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