(Your cat is judging you)

No, you're doing it wrong. You're patting my belly wrong.

Can you please just...? Okay, stop, stop, stop!

Why are you so bad at this?

I just don't know what she's thinking with the dry food.

I know. I know. It's crazy! I mean, okay. I like dry food, but I'm not gonna just go for dry food every day.

No, yes, exactly, it's ridiculous, just... oh, oh, oh, it's her.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Hey... what's up.

Hey, dude. Uh, it's like 5 a.m., and you haven't fed me yet.

Uhh... are you gonna wake up and do that?

Oh, so dead birds aren't good enough for you.

Do you know how hard I worked to bring dead birds home for this family?

You don't appreciate me and I don't know how much longer I can stand this.

Yes, I want a tuna treat.

Uh... dude, I don't wanna come off like, overly critical or anything, and like, don’t take this like, personally, but uhh... you're not very good at like, feeding me, so you probably should like, work on that.

Dude, wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

(beep) this cup.