Name: Ross Kisses Chandler's Mom | Friends
Uploaded: 2024-12-27T13:53:40.000Z
Duration: 2 min 8 s
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I'm fine.  What is with you tonight?  Nothing.

Nothing, nothing, nothing.  Okay, thank you.

It's the Italian hand licker, isn't it?  No, it's the one he's licking.

She's supposed to be with you.  You're good.  Oh, Ross, listen to me.

I have sold a hundred million copies of my books.

And you know why?  The girl on the cover with her nipples showing?  No, because I know how to write men that women fall in love with.

People will not turn 325 pages for a Paolo.  Come on, the guy's a secondary character.

He's just, uh, you know, a complication you eventually kill off.  When?

He's not a hero.  You know who our hero is?  The guy on the cover with his nipples showing?  No, it's you.  Please.  No, really, come on.  You're smart, you're sexy.  Right.

Kiddo, you're gonna be fine, believe me.  Uh-oh.  I'll just pee in the street.